California here we come? Chapter 7, a maximum ride fanfic

Hey LanieBaLanie here saying I don't own Maximum Ride (sadly) all credit goes to JP.

I'm going on a cruise tomorrow and won't update for about a week and a half-no wait my aunt comes after so I will write when I have time. I don't have many people reading just like 3 but your support matters... so for you people reading this crappy story I give to you a chapter over 3,000 words long (took me long enough!)

Max POV

"I'm going to kill you two!" Fang said.

We all stood up. I was debating whether to split the scene or watch.

"EEK! Max help me!" Iggy said while running to hide behind me.

He latched onto my shoulders... I guess I'm staying because with him on me I CAN'T MOVE!

The Baby. He was hit with a freaking PILLOW for crying out loud. Gazzy came over and hid behind Iggy.

Iggy and I are the closest out of my new friends. So he can touch me... him, Angel and my sister can touch me.

I then had an idea.

I turned my head to them with a mischievous smile on my face. "Would you like to help me with a prank on," I motioned my head towards Fang, "mister big, mean and scary?"

All traces of them being scared were gone, they nodded while Iggy let go of my shoulders... hmm my shoulders are numb. They had a creepy smile and I shivered. "NO BOMBS!" I whisper-yelled.

Their faces dropped just a little and with that I ran up the stairs and said "ATTACK!"

I heard Iggy scream and Gazzy plea for help.

20 Minutes went by and the noises slowly stopped.

I waited 10 more minutes before coming out of the guest bedroom from watching TV.

I came downstairs and saw Fang on the couch like nothing ever happened channel surfing.

While I heard the girl's in the basement watching My Little Pony for Angel. SUCKERS! I know she used bambi eyes for them to watch that. Or at least for Ella. Ella doesn't like them. No offense to whatever voices in my head do.

I walked up to the couch and sat down slowly. Fang noticed and turned to me with a grin. An actual grin which means something awful happened to my partners in crime.

"Where are they?" I said.

He inched a little closer, "Who?" he asked innocently.

I growled "What have you done to them?" I asked louder and angrier.

"Max who?" he scooted closer till he was right beside me and grabbed my hand. I stiffened. "Maybe we should take you to the 'cuckoo' hospital." He said to me slowly like he was talking like a child.

I yanked my hand away when I heard a scream saying "HELP!" It sounded like Gazzy.

I stood up and followed the voice, "Gazzy keep screaming! I'm following your voice! Where are you?"

"I don't know I'm blindfolded! PLEASE HELP!"

I walked into the Garage to find Gazzy...

Oh Fang is so dead!

And that's a promise.

Fang POV

So I may have been rough with them this time. But they deserved it!

I followed behind Max at a fairly big distance... she was going to KILL me.

We went into the garage and Max saw Gazzy hanging blindfolded from the ceiling and the garage door was open so that everyone could see him. He had pink and purple hair dye and blue lipstick. Don't worry the hair dye will come out in three washes.

I'm glad she hasn't found Iggy. I went full out on him because I felt... Jealous? No I don't think so...

"HOW COULD YOU?" She screamed at me. She undid Gazzy's hands and took the blindfold off.

"YOU DO KNOW ALL THE BLOOD TO A PERSON'S HEAD CAN KILL THEM?" She was fuming. She got Gazzy down safely.

"This better not be permanent." She said pointing to the hair dye. "I'll go get you you're pajamas after I give you them take... a few showers." She said. He nodded.

I headed to the kitchen. Then suddenly I was pushed into a wall. "If you want me so bad baby just ask!" I said with a smirk to Max.

She gagged, "Number One you have a girlfriend... named Cheryl," I remembered and nodded, she sighed and continued, "second your one of the biggest players who crush people's hearts for no reason and forget them just like that!' She snapped her fingers, "And you have an ego bigger than the list of girl's hearts you've broke... so about the size of the State already." She finished with a smirk. She will like me by then end of the year I'll make sure of it.

"Now Gazzy said the last thing he remembers you pulling Iggy out 'unconscious'," She was already yelling, "Before everything blacked out and the last thing he heard was himself scream. So..." She said with very exaggerated patience.

"So..." I said.

She. Exploded.

She shoved me against the wall again. OWW! "Where is IGGY!" she said.

I reached out my hand to touch her and she grabbed it and flipped me onto my back and sat on me. "OWW! Dang it Max! Let me up!"

"Tell. Me. Where. He. Is... NOW! And then I'll get up." She said.

Seeing her so protective of Iggy made me mad.

She pulled my arm up higher. "FINE HE'S TIED TO THE TREE OUT FRONT!"

She immediately got up and ran out the door with me following her –still like last time far behind.

Iggy punishment was far worse than Gazzy's punishment. PSHH it's not because I'm jealous. Even if she is beautiful. I never said that... O_O

He was tied to the tree blindfolded, had a rag tied around his mouth so he couldn't speak, had two birds pecking at his head (maybe because I put bird seed in his hair...), was wearing only his underwear with spirals and hearts ALL over his body and in big bright pink glittery letters say 'DATE ME PLEASE!' across his chest with a winkey face below it.

Max looked at me clearly very teed off as some football players from the school across town took pictures of him. Max walked up to them and said, "Move it before I make you!" They all walked away pretty fast what babies!

She took the rag and blindfold off of him. "Max where am I?" she was about to speak when he looked down, "Could've been worse, BUT SERIOUSLY? Did you have to?" I shrugged.

"What do you remember last Iggy?" Max said.

"Well after you left poor me and Gazzy," he whimpered fakely I rolled me eyes, "Fang came at me with a pan in his hands... seriously Fang you just got that from Tangled you should be more original! I expect more from you! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Anyways Gazzy was running around flailing his arms like an idiot and me being the brave heroic I am tried to beat Fang up but he was just too much!" He put his arms over his eyes, "The last thing I said was 'Be brave Gazzy'!"

"Oh that is so not true!" Gazzy said coming out with his pajamas on. "Yes I did scream and flail my arms," he said quietly looking at the floor, "but Iggy was worse he was screaming things like 'I can't die yet! I never got to go on a hangout with Max and embarrass her when the boy's try to flirt with her and be like 'what were you talking about baby? Oh yeah how you decapitated the last guy who even looked at you... wasn't that your boyfriend? He lasted an hour! Record baby! And give her a hug to top it all off as I watch all the guys run away.' It was hilarious all he wants to do for his new BFF!" Gazzy was actually rolling on the grass laughing.

"Excuse Me?" she said to Iggy.

"You're excused?" He said nervously.

"I will cut you some slack only because jocks from the school across town took pictures of you." She said in a stuck up tone.

"WHAT?" he yelled. I was laughing too hard to notice that Iggy was lunging for me.

Max tackled him from the side and landed on top of him. She whispered something in his ear which made him smile and nod.

I. Was. Way. Past. Jealous. Now.

Max POV

Iggy was lunging for Fang... jeez that's all we need to be on the news for.

One psycho emo and an idiot covered in rainbow spirals-that looks drunk.

I tackled him from the side and took him down ending with me on top of him so he couldn't kill Fang I was going to that myself. I'd let him help though. I had told Gazzy to get clothes after he stopped rolling around and that's when I tackled Iggy.

Gazzy came out and before I got off I whispered in his ear, "We will get our revenge later... I might even let you use a bomb-or two-no three!" He smiled and nodded.

Gazzy threw him the clothes as got off him but made sure that I was in between Iggy and Fang.

We then went back inside and the girls were laughing so hard... seriously Nudge couldn't breathe.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"Nothing really." Ella said since she could control her laughter.

Then she blushed and was trying not to laugh, "So Iggy did you get a girlfriend yet you know with the manly pink sparkles and swirls..." She said finishing with a winkey face.

Good job sis even if you do have a crush on him you nailed him!

Oh the irony of that sentence! If you don't get it re-read what Iggy looked like and what my sister just said. Seriously something this funny needs to be known even if you are just imaginary voices in my head.

I've lost it to give a voice in my head that stupid of a name!

Or to have voices at all...

"GAH!" Iggy said while throwing his hands in the air. "I'm going to go shower now!" He yelled.

"Where did you get that lipstick by the way Gazzy? By the way love your hair dye! Why is it so faded now...? I liked it WAY better when it was bright.-"

"SHUT UP NOW! Or I will shave your head in your sleep!" Gazzy said in a voice so mature it's like he never acts like a nine year old on a sugar high.

NO JOKE!

Seriously on Tuesday when we were given our results back from our projects...

FLASHBACK

I got an A+! YES!

I might not tell anyone but I am sort of a smart person. DUN DUN DUN!

Yeah I know shocker. You are either laughing uncontrollably or are so stunned your choking on your own saliva. You know if you voices have saliva or if you breathe straight air... OK not the point.

"But I followed all the criteria!" Gazzy whined shaking his arms like a five year old.

"Sorry mister Zephyr but you got what you got. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD OR I'LL CHANGE YOUR GRAD TO AN F!" said our teacher Ms. Chuck. Huh I thought he was acting like a five year old. Wait you can change your grade?

"You can change your grade after giving it to the student?" I whispered to Nudge.

"I guess..." She was cut off by the bell ringing.

"PLEASE!" Gazzy was on his knees.

"Sometimes I wonder if you were dropped on the head as a baby... wait I asked your parents that at our last parent teacher conference they said maybe. Now go to your next class NOW!"

So as you can see it's surprising when he acts like an adult.

"Zephyr Don't-No-Your-Last-Name-Even-Though-I've-Known-You-For -Years-Now You wouldn't shave me!"

"Oh I wou-"

"Who's up for Pizza?" I said interrupting Gazzy. Everyone's hands shot up and Iggy came bursting in the room with only a towel draped around his waist.

"I DO!" he shouted. I covered Ella and Angel's eyes, while Gazzy covered Nudge's.

"Put something decent on!" Me and Gazzy both yelled at the same time (we had our eyes closed too).

"Fine, fine." He said.

"Iggy if you don't put clothes on now there will be no pizza." Fang said.

"Or bombs for a month!" I said.

"But Max!" He whined.

"Clothes now!"

"Party poopers." Iggy muttered under his breath.

"Can we open our eyes are you decent?" Nudge asked.

"Yes." Iggy said. Angel giggled.

"Now who wants pizza?" I asked.

Angel POV

Iggy is so funny.

I walked into my room and put my PJ's on. Then I walked into the living room and Ella and Iggy were talking.

"Yeah I really like pepperoni pizza, but cheese is my favorite because it's just so plain and simple." Ella said.

"Pepperoni is way better!"

"No cheese is totally more awesome Iggy!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!" Iggy declared then started tickling Ella.

They fell off the couch and stared at each other with cow eyes-YICK! Then Gazzy walked in and cleared his throat awkwardly. Iggy got off of Ella. I need to make a plan to get them together. It will work.

They stood up and Ella sat on the couch again so I sat beside her. I started thinking about how to get them together...

I'm going to need Max's help to.

I get up not paying attention to what the three were talking about.

I go to the kitchen. "Yes I said I need six different large pizzas! Two meatlovers, one cheese-yes we can afford it. Ok so you got our orders down and I don't have to repeat it! JUST MAKE THEM ALREADY! We will eat them all we are very hungry people! We are 'frickin paying you after all... Yes! No. Good thank you!"

She turned our home phone off. Just as it rang. "Oh hey Lissa!" she said in a fake nice voice, "No I'm over hanging out with all of them. I do not by all means have a thing for him... GROSS! Believe me Lissa you can have him... yes he is dating Cheryl. I am not your competition. How can I prove it to you?" She looked at Fang who was sitting at the dining room table and had a mischievous smile. "I know what I can do. I'll tell you what he likes and dislikes. You'd accept that? Good! Talk to you Monday! Bye." She laughed with Lissa. Then smiled evilly.

Fang tells me Lissa is mean. Maybe she isn't?

"Max I need your help with setting Iggy and Ella up." She just noticed I was there and blinked.

"Is that really any of your business munchkin?"

"Yes! Please?" I threw in a pouty lip and the bambi eyes.

"I can never say no to you." She said.

"YAY! I thought Lissa was mean?"

"She is... but I'm pretending to be her friend and take her down from the inside."

"Oh... kk!"

"PIZZAS HERE!" Gazzy yelled. I squealed,

"Let's go Max I'm starved!" I said dragging her threw the kitchen.

"Me too!" We just went to go get the door.

Standing in the doorway was a boy Max's age. He had blond hair and turquoise eyes. "Hey beautiful you want any help carry these in for you?" He said flashing a dazzling smile.

Max POV

He flashed me a dazzling smile. My legs almost gave out right then and there.

"Don't you go to my school?" He asked.

School-Wha? Oh yeah school! He must have seen my confused face, "Happy Hollywood High?" he tried.

"Yeah I started this week." I said trying my best to be casual and YES thank god it worked!

"Cool hope to see you around then." I nodded he put the boxes on the dining room table where I told him to and he took a piece of paper and wrote something down. We walked to the door which was right beside the living room and he handed the paper to me.

"My names Dylan and maybe we could hang out tomorrow?" he asked nervously looking at the floor.

I smiled at his antics, "Sure I'll give you a call!" I said waving the piece of paper in front of his face.

He looked up and smiled, "K can't wait to see your pretty face again." He said as I blushed at his comment I waved a bye and then he was gone.

I'm going to get everyone else to go with us. I just have to tell Angel that 'cause it will help with the Iggy and Ella situation.

Fang POV

We just watched her get a date in less than five minutes and it's not with me! GRRRR!

"EEK! OMG I'm so excited for you! Where do you think you'll go? Oh can me and Ella," Angel gave her a look "and Angel please doll you up! I know you don't like it but it-" like she would ever let them doll her-

"Yes." Max interrupted my thoughts and Nudge's ramble.

"WHAT!?" Everyone yelled at the same time.

" You can doll me up but only past seven-thirty in the morning! Got it?"

"Fine but beauty takes time. Humph!" Nudge said while crossing her arms.

"Ugh I didn't have time to scare him off yet no fair Max! You said I could if guys hit on you!" Iggy said not faking but genuinely upset.

"Yes Iggy I did but this guy is... is-"

"HOT!" Angel yelled.

"Yes-wait no... I mean he is I guess but that's not what I was going to say. I was going to say his smile made me feel like"

"Pudding." Ella and Nudge finished with her than screamed.

"Let's eat." I said.

I could feel them giving me questioning glares but I ignored them. We ate with the girls talking about what to wear and every time it would be 'NO! To revealing!' from Iggy and Gazzy. Over protective talk from them is going to be fun. (Note the sarcasm)

And 'WAIT TILL TOMORROW!' from Max.

"Fang can we watch a movie?" Angel asked.

I was going to say no but then Max interrupted "Sure but right after you're going to bed-we all are." Then she winked at Angel...
can you say suspicious?

"K Max! Let's watch..." Oh no, "Peter Pan!" We both looked like we were trying not to scream with frustration.

"Oh sorry munchkin but Nudge was just telling me that your Peter Pan DVD broke." Angel looked very disappointed, "But I thought you might want to watch a movie so I bought Despicable Me 2 since Nudge said you haven't seen it yet!" She said with a very big smile.

"REALLY YAY!" Angel said tackling Max in a hug.

"Well I love the movie so 'yay!' it is!" she said still laughing from the hug.

I raised an eyebrow and said "You love the despicable me movies?"

"Yeah I know the great Maximum Ride in love with Despicable Me! But to my defence the evil dog that Gru has is so cute! Even if he does try to eat their arms!"

She is-is... Max. There is no other way to describe her. She has so many sides she is...

Maximum.

Iggy made popcorn and called the closest seat, the big beanbag chair, Ella sat down beside him, Gazzy sat on the couch in the corner, Nudge sat beside him even though there was a love seat-maybe she has a small thing for him. Great dating a pyro! Bad Nudge! So Angel, Max and I had to sit on the love seat in the middle of the living room. Max sat on the right side and I sat on the left. Angel jumped onto Max's lap and Max grinned.

In the middle of the movie I looked over to see that Angel had a blanket draped around her and Max's bodies. They were both half awake. Max looked so peaceful and beautiful it's a whole new light since she's usually scowling at me.

The movie finished and Max and Angel were asleep on the love seat. I grabbed an extra blanket and a few pillows and went back to the love seat. Max's arm was around Angel protectively, I put the second blanket around the two and the pillow behind Max's head. I leaned down and kissed Angel's head then without thinking I wiped away the hair in Max's face and kissed her forehead. After realizing what I did I thought STUPID! SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU! I told the girls who went to change (I'm lucky they didn't see) and told them we'd sleep upstairs.

Max POV

I felt something touch my forehead and started to slightly wake up.

Twenty minutes later

"Hey Max." Someone whispered into my ear while shaking me. I woke up to realise it was Angel talking and Iggy shaking. Gazzy stood behind him with some stuff.

"Do I even want to know what's in there?" I asked them.

"You probably should since you are helping with revenge against Fang." He said smiling.

I finally turned wide awake when I heard that. I smiled.

This was going to be fun.

There you have it folks! Maximum Ride just called my name (LanieBaLanie) stupid! Bad Max I know you can hear me. Since you think us voices are stupid stop trying to listen to us!

I was not... UGH STUPID IMAGINARY VOICES!

Anywho! R&R? Thanks again for reading! ;)

-LanieBaLanie