Sorry For the forever wait! You guys are great, thanks for sticking with me. I will try to update more regularly but school and life do tend to like getting in the way. Anyway on with the story!

Saying he was pissed off would have been an understatement.

Eren was positively seething. Did he not get the memo and was today national Make-Eren-Jaeger's-Life-As-Shitty-As-Possible day? First he gets stuck out in the rain in traffic listening to shitty classical music. Next some asshole higher power knocks him out and sends him through a portal giving him a killer migraine. After that Midget McDouchebag just has to show up and carry him to the middle of fucking nowhere.

Speaking of Levi, said male was currently punching a remote while cursing so colorfully Eren could have painted a rainbow.

"Hey Asshole, where are we." Eren snapped.

"I don't fucking know princess. Call me that one more time and i will introduce you to a world of pain." Levi responded.

A very intimidated Eren decided that the best course of action would be to avoid him. The guy might be short but he was damn scary when he wanted to be. Deciding to scout out the area around him and HOPEFULLY find some hint of civilization Eren stood up. Big mistake. He immediately had to fall back down to ward off the nausea building at the pit of his stomach. His pounding head was back. Perfect.

"Hey brat, you know anything about technology." Levi's voice intruded his headache.

Eren groaned in response.

"Useless. Maybe you could try and get your shit together so we can get back on our way!" Levi was starting to sound annoyed.

Okay Eren, let's try human noises this time.

"I, ugh. Fucking migraine!"

Ah yes, smooth as sandpaper.

"Brat, Wait, I think I...Ah-HA!" Levi exclaimed. He was met with a loud "Fuck" from Eren. "We can go now brat."

"Oh,god. NO you know what I'm tired of the-fucking god my head- universe playing 'who can mess with Eren the most'! I am not getting back on your back!" Eren was not happy.

"Have it your way." Levi bent down to grab Eren.

"WAIT! What are you-NO! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU ASSHOLE!" Eren was positively fuming now. He didn't even remember the previous threat the other man had made.

"Hey, I don't want to do this either. Captain Eyebrows is the only reason why I haven't left you to rot yet." Levi deadpanned. Thank god he chose to ignore the name.

Eren protested for another five minutes but after finding it to be useless decided to just deal with it. This left him with plenty time to observe his present predicament. Due to the fact that he was being carried bridal style he finally got to have a good look at Levi. The other man's face was close enough that Eren could feel his breath on his skin. Black hair styled into an undercut tickled Eren's face. Eren was flushed scarlet, but no longer from anger.

Damn, Eren thought. He might be a chronic asshole but he sure looks like a model.

Eren continued to study the face of the shorter male. His milky white skin was absolutely flawless. His lips were drawn into a smirk.

Holy fuck I could literally just kiss him right now. I wonder what he would taste like...EREN! Pull yourself together and stop checking him out!

"Oi, brat. stop staring at me." Levi looked down at him.

"O-oh um ya sorry, I just, uh okay!" Eren squeaked.

Holy shit those eyes.

"Stop blushing like a high schooler." Levi deadpanned.

Eren just stuck to nodding. In favor of continually embarrassing himself by actually looking at this stupidly attractive asshole he decided to bury his face in the crook of Levis neck.

Oh god. Bad idea bad idea! Abort mission!

Now Eren might not have been staring at his gorgeous face but he was still stuck in a position where he could perfectly feel every muscle under Levi's shirt. He duly noted that Levi smelled of vanilla and cinnamon.

"Don't get too comfortable brat, I'm dropping you first chance I get." Levi said.

Ah right, there is the Asshole side of him I know and want to murder. On a side note, does he have a fucking six pack! With that thought Eren just shoved his face into Levi's shirt even more to hide his face.

"Filthy" Levi snorted.

Last comments said Levi resumed his run.

"Are you positive that you have no memory of your death?" Erwin asked.

"No sir. I really am sorry but I was actually not aware that I was dead until you explained it to me." Armin apologized. The younger blond looked down at the floor, he felt utterly useless.

"Aw don't worry about it!" Hanji smiled. "If we hadn't found you your friend would probably be all the way in Military Police territory by now!"

Armin looked up. "What's that?"

"Huh? What do yo- Oh." Hanji's look of confusion was quickly replaced with one of humor. "I keep forgetting how little you know."

The blond boy looked away again, a little hurt.

"Not saying you aren't smart you're just so new." Hanji continued. "Remember the clans we were talking about?"

Armin nodded, recalling the conversation.

"Let me." Erwin spoke up. "Clans are groups of people who have united together in order to conquer the tower at the center of our world, The Heavens tower." Erwin tapped the watch he was wearing and slid his finger down in the air. The air above the watch began to glow and a holographic image of a tower wrapped black and white spires appeared.

"Amazing!" Armin breathed. Never had he seen such advanced technology.

Erwin smiled at the boy and continued. "Legend says that any person able to defeat all the levels of the tower gains admittance into heaven. So far, though, no one has made it. Everyone wants to be the first person to leave, so clans like ours, the Survey Corps, regularly send out missions to the tower."

"Why is it so hard to defeat the tower?" Armin inquired, still studying the hologram.

Erwin's smile disappeared. "No tower is complete without its guardians, these just happen to be the worst." Erwin tapped the hologram twice and the picture changed to one of a grotesque humanoid monster. "We call them titans. They are neither creatures of heavenly light nor ones of hellfire. No one knows who put them here or why."

"Sir," Armin interjected. "Don't mean to interrupt but earlier you had mentioned that everyone here has already died. Even if the titans were able to attack us we wouldn't be able to die again."

"Well you aren't is impossible for us to die." Erwin breathed.

"Then what else can the titans do to us?" The boy wrung his hands in his shirt nervously.

"Erase us."

"I don't think I understand?"

"I got this!" Hanji squeaked. Armin flinched, he had nearly forgotten about the eccentric redhead. "If you take too much damage while fighting a titan your body will disappear. Just like that you will be frozen, unable to pass on to heaven or hell. You become nothing. But, there are some incredibly rare cases where people came back. If you achieved everything you needed to be happy then your soul may remain in this realm. If someone can find your soul than you receive passage into hell!"

Armin frowned."But, why would someone want to go to hell?"

"Trust me," Hanji grimaced." It's far better than the alternative."

The look on her face told suggested she knew from experience. Armin shuddered at the thought of it. The silence in the room grew deafening. It was pretty clear that no one really liked to talk about it. Erwin cleared his throat, but it did very little to ease the heavy atmosphere.

Suddenly, a man burst into the room."Erwin! He's here. Levi brought the newb."