First battle! Let's see who the first bishies to rip out each other's –sigh– perfect hair will be.
-spins 2 wheels with the contestant's names on them-
WHEEL OF BISHONENNESS SPIN SPIN SPIN! TELL US THE BISHIES THAT JUST MIGHT WIN!
and our first pair…
-wheel stops-
Yagami Light vs. Kyon!
contestants, shake each others perfect hands!
-contestants shake hands, while glaring at each other-
ready? BEGIN BATTLE
Light: you seriously think you can win?
Kyon: not really…but Haruhi is making me do this for the SOS brigade so…bring it on, I guess.
-pulls out notebook and pen- lets see…your name was Kyon?
PENALTY! No pens, markers, sharpies, crayola crayons, chalk or even white out allowed in the arena for risk of a fanfiction rewrite!
What??
You heard me, pretty boy. Light is disqualified for not looking over the contract properly. KYON IS OUR WINNER!
But there wasn't anything in the contract about that!
Did you read the fine print?
What fine print?!
The fine print that surrounds the BishieWars logo, get a telescope you dork!
Leia, you're the next to die by the Death Note….
Teeheehee, "Leia" is my fanfiction name, derived from my first fic entitled Fullmetal Flight (dun read it, its not very good.) You don't know who I really am, so good luck killing me!
Grrrrr……
Haruhi: YAY! you go Kyon!
Kyon: ugh, I just want to get out of here! Haruhi, why am I doing this again?
Haruhi: in case any of these hot guys are time travelers, espers or aliens! For the SOS brigade!!
Kyon: rolls eyes
Light: I can't believe I was disqualified! I'm Kira, goddammit! I SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BISHONEN, MUAHAHAHA!
L: YOU'RE KIRA?! I KNEW IT!
Light: L? Where did you come from?? Crap….got to go!
L: KIRAAAAAA
Misa: Light-kun! I still love you!
Okay…that was weird. Anydangwayz, that was our first match! So it was a little short, but I love watching Light getting his ass kicked
Kyon: but I didn't do anything!
Do I look like I care? Now, let us spin the wheel to see who will go head to head next time on Bishie Wars! Everyone chant with me now:
Wheel of bishonenness spin spin spin, tell us the bishies that just might win!
and the two bishies to face each other next time will be, drumroll please...
-drumroll-
Daisuke Niwa vs. Hyuuga Neji! see you then!