Hey everyone, welcome back to the first annual BishieWars! You may notice that I'm a little less hyper today. That is because Light keeps stalking me trying to figure out my true identity so he can kill me. (Yes, I know you're there…just get the freakin' shinigami eyes already!) -sigh- I am not amused. Maybe I shouldn't have called him a pretty-boy poser murderer during the tailgate party...
Anyway, back to the competition. Today's match is Daisuke Niwa vs. Hyuuga Neji!
Risa and Riku: GO NIWA-KUN!
Naruto: Go Neji! Show 'em what Konoha's previous number 1 rookie can do!
Gai: YOU'LL NEVER WIN IF YOU DON'T USE YOUR YOUTH!!
O.o the whole youth thing is really creepy, Gai. Contestants, enter the arena and shake hands!
Neji: Good luck, you'll need it
Daisuke: So will you, I come from a long line of phantom thieves!
Before we begin, did everyone re-read the contract? No alter-egos are allowed to come out of their tamers during the match.
I know, Dark-san will have his chance n.n
Aww, Daisuke-kun! You're such a good sport! -huggles-
CAN WE JUST BATTLE ALREADY?
Psh fine, go ahead. BEGIN BATTLE!
Bring it!
BYAKUGAN!
Woah, who's your other half? He looks hardcore, I believe my destiny is to fight him rather than the likes of you…
No! Stick to the system!
sheesh…GENTLE FIST!
-Daisuke dodges Neji's attack. He jumps into the crowd-
-Neji uses byakugan to chase after Daisuke, but the phantom thief's mad skills are too much!-
-Daisuke is hidden in the crowd, disguised as Princess Peach, but trips! and his wig topples off-
HA! I found you!
crap…
GENTLE FIST!
-deadinated-
This game's winner is NEJI!
HA! IN YOUR FACE NARUTO, I CAN WIN A BATTLE!
It was a good match, Hyuuga-san! congratulations!
AWWW!! Since Daisuke is just being such a sweetie, he wins the good sport award!!
Thanks, Leia-san!
Riku: NIWA-KUN!! -pounce- I'M SO HAPPY!
Daisuke: Where's the other Harada-san?
Riku: She's flirting with that emo kid
-meanwhile, on the other side of the arena-
Risa: So, Uchiha-san was it? You remind me of Dark-san!
Sasuke: oh crap, another fangirl! -runs-
Risa: WAIT FOR MEEEE
Neji: It was my fate to win!!
Ugh, you and fate. At least read tarot cards or something else hardcore! You will actually -know- what's coming instead of linking everything blindly to destiny! "Look at me, I'm Neji! I am going to eat this bowl of chili because it was my fate! The chili burned a hole through my tounge, it's fate!! Leia, you will go to prom with me, its fate!"
Hey, it was fate for us to go to prom!
I could've said no, but you kept insisting it was our fate! Sheesh, you kept going on and on…
SHUT UP!
NO YOU SHUT UP!
DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANT TO KISS YOU???
YOU BET!!
-makeoutnojutsu-
Sasuke: O.o
Daisuke: o.O
Gai: YOU TWO ARE SO YOUTHFUL!
Sasuke: er….I'm leaving now.
Light: (escaped from L) WHATDAFA?
Wow that was…um, off topic. Now let us spin the wheel of bishonenness to see who will compete next time on BISHIEWARS!!
Wheel of Bishonenness spin spin spin! Tell us the bishies that just might win!
and the next two competetors are…
Kakashi and Roy Mustang!! See you then!
Hey everyone, I guess I should provide a brief explination for the prom thing. I had this dream that Neji and I went to the prom. I told my friend (diaphanous-horizons. about it and now she won't let me live it down, so of course I couldnt not bring up prom in the Neji Daisuke battle. sigh Oh well, no regrets, Neji looked -fine- in that tux... and is quite the looker now that he's 16
xoxo
Leia