yo everyone, leia here. Sorry its been a while since the last update, but sadly exams take precedence over hot guys. If you want to know how I've stopped myself from tearing my hair out this last week, read my Naruto fic of Romeo and Juliet.
Hi everyone! welcome back to bishiewars 07. Today our two competetors are Roy Mustang, state alchemist and an Ishbal war hero…
Ed: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Al: Nii-san, don't be mean!
Random hoard of officials: WHY DID YOU GET PROMOTED?
GIMME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!
SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK?!
Riza: Good luck, sir.
Roy: Lieutenant, couldn't you be a little more enthusiastic?
I left my pom-poms at home, sir.
Sheesh, at least I still have my fangirls
Hoard of Roy fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ROY! MINISKIRTS FOREVER!
And our second competitor is Hatake Kakashi, Jounin of the Hidden Leaf village, reader of porn, and the only bishonen here who has never revealed his face! Wait, how did you even qualify?
Kakashi: Because I'm awesome.
Hoard of Kakashi fangirls: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hoard of Roy Fangirls: ROY IS BETTER!
NUH UH!
UH-HUH!
OH DON'T YOU UH-HUH OUR NUH-UH!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF US?!
BRING IT ON, BIZNITCHES
-Jumps into the middle of the fray- Take it into the parking lot! Also, have someone videotape it.
Both Groups: Can do! Oh havvooooccc
Havoc: I didn't even qualify… –reluctantly grabs video camera and follows fangirls to the parking lot-
Okie dokie! Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllleeeeee
-Jock Jams plays in the background-
Roy: Bring it!
Kakashi: lets do this!
-Roy snaps his fingers-
Kakashi: Katon! gokkayu no jutsu!
Sasuke: Hey, that's MY technique! Stupid sharingan! Isn't that a copyright infringement?
Sorry Sasuke, since you guys are from the same series it doesn't apply
-Sasuke sits in a corner and emos-
-fire collides and makes a huge ball of fire a like woah-
SPECTATORS,GRAB YOUR MARSHMALLOWS!
-spectators stick marshmallows on skewers and roast them over the fight-
Kakashi: That wasn't so hard, guess I can get back to my reading. –pulls out make-out paradise-
Roy: What's that? -peers over-
OMG! You read make-out paradise too?!
Of course!
WOOT! Want to get some coffee and hit the bookstore?
Sure! Jiraiya is signing copies at the Barnes and Noble around the corner!
Well, what are we waiting for?
-both walk arm-in-arm out of the stadium-
Um, guys? Where are you going? Guys?
Alphonse, take my place!
Al: Waah! I can't compete in this? Can't all of us bishonen get along?
Well, what are we going to do now?
-Havoc staggers into the arena with his shirt torn open, covered in dirt and ash, and clutching the video camera-
Havoc: Yo Leia, I got that video you wanted. There were some casualties, and when Ren and Shin tried to break it up, they got caught in the collision of three of Mustang's girls and a tank the Kakashi fans were driving so they're out of the contest, but I think the contracts they signed will protect-
Havoc…
What?
Why didn't you tell me you had washboard abs?! And those EYES…
Oh um… It's from military training and, er, why are you staring at me like that?
ATTENTION SPECTATORS! SINCE WE LOST TWO OF OUR BISHONEN, JEAN HAVOC WILL BE NAMED THE WINNER AND PROCEED TO THE NEXT ROUND!
What?!
You heard me!
Yeah! Now's my chance to actually score a girlfriend!
Now, let us spin the wheel to determine our next battle! Everyone sing!
WHEEL OF BISHONENNESS SPIN SPIN SPIN! TELL US THE BISHIES THAT JUST MIGHT WIN!
And the next to competitors are...
Oh my gosh, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is bishiewars history! The next competitors are already bitter rivals, both gorgeous and look very similar. In fact, they're brothers! Give it up for THE UCHIHA BROTHERS!
Sasuke: you have got to be kidding me…
Itachi: Foolish little brother, you honestly think you're hotter than me?
Oh that's it, you're going down!
Okay, save it you for next time you two. Tune in for the battle of the century!
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