characters (c) their owners, I don't own any of 'em


Hey y'all, welcome back to Bishiewars. Leia here, with a splitting headache. Dark and Orochimaru are having a debate about guyliner, and asked what brand I use…

Anyhoo, to recap, our remain bishies are:

Uchiha Itachi

Dark Mousy

Uchiha Sasuke

Hyuuga Neji

Edward Elric

Havoc

Kiba

Hiwatari

Krad

Kyon

Orochimaru

Today the Uchiha brothers will duke it out. Contestant's, please shake hands!

Itachi: Foolish little brother, you honestly think you can win?

Sasuke: Bring it, bitch.

Sasuke started gathering chakra in preparation for chidori. Itachi blocks and snaps his arm.

"NOO!"

Looks like Itachi's our winner, sheesh this was a short match.

Itachi: Foolish little brother, you failed because you lack-

Sasuke: Power? Hatred?

Itachi: I was going to say guyliner, but okay.

Itachi moves on to the next round, woop de doo…

crowd boos

-Orochimaru enters disguised as a nurse-

Oro: Come here, Sasuke, I'll give you pow- I mean…bandages.

Sasuke: um…okay.

Well that was a short match…See you next time on bishiewars!


Short, I know.


Look guys, I'm EXHAUSTED. I have so much crap to do this summer. hopefully this will hold you over until I have my spunk back.

don't flame, light toasting is ok though.