Here is the second chapter, where we find out what Elsa's plan from the previous chapter is.
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One week later
It was the weekend again. That magical time of the week when there is no work, no school and no responsibilities; just relaxing and having fun.
As the local ice rink was closing down for the next few days, Elsa was exiting her work place with her 2 co-workers and best friends. One was a brunette and the other was a wild red-head. As they were walking out of the rink, they started to talk about their weekend plans.
"I and Eugene didn't really plan anything special for the weekend." Rapunzel, the brunette, was the first to speak once they were out of the rink. "Any of you want to hang out either today or tomorrow?" She asked.
"Ma parents are an vactian, sa ah have ta watch ma brathers." Merida, the red-head, signed. "2 days af watching the wee devils." She loved her little brothers, but she couldn't deny that they can be a pain sometimes.
"What about you, Elsa?" Rapunzel asked.
"I have plans for today." She answered. "But maybe we could do something tomorrow." Elsa reassured.
"Whit are yer plans fer taday?" Merida asked.
Elsa started to form an evil smirk on her facial features. "Do you remember when I said I'm going to get Anna for those 2 horrible movies she rented?"
"Don't tell me you are planning to get even with her by renting something she will hate." Rapunzel looked at her with worrying eyes, which just grew more worried when the blonde nodded. "You are evil." Rapunzel finally said.
Merida had a confused look on her face. "Why? Whit are ye gaing ta rent?"
The smirk that lay on Elsa's face never left its place as the conversation went on. "Well, she doesn't like horror films and she has a fear of crows ever since we were kids, because one flew right into her."
Both friends stared at her, not sure what she meant by that answer. But before they could ask her to clarify her answer, a blue Ford Mustang car stopped near the trio. As the car window went down, the girls saw the shape of Kai's head picking out of it. "Afternoon, ladies." He said in an over the top royal voice.
All 3 of them nodded at him with a smile.
"So, are you ready to get your revenge, Miss Anderson?" He asked Elsa as she approached the car and opened the door.
"Yes, I am." She said as she entered the car and gave Kai a hug. "Are you ready for more than 8 hours of Michael Bay shenanigans?" She asked him back.
He signed. "There is no way you have your bow with you. Right, Merida?" He asked the Scottish red-head.
"Ah, came an!" Merida complained. "Sa ah almast hit sameane's farhead ance." She exclaimed. "Na need ta bag me aboot it anymare!"
"Yeah, you hitting my forehead with an arrow is the kind of thing I want right now." He told her, causing the 3 girls to giggle.
"Well, sarry ta dissapaint ye then." She replied.
"Well, we have to go." Elsa told her co-workers. "Talk to us tomorrow, maybe we will do something then." She added.
"Okay." Rapunzel nodded at her with a smile, before Kai started the car and the couple drove off. "Do you think you could have something like 2 hours for yourself tomorrow, Mer?" Rapunzel asked Merida.
"Ah think ah can have a babysitter for tamarraw. If she is still alive frim last time, that is." She replied with a nervous smile.
After a few minutes, Kai and Elsa made it to the local blockbuster, where they always rented/bought movies. "Are you ready for this?" Elsa asked him.
"No." He told her.
She turned to look at him and put a comforting hand on his shoulder. "It's going to be fine, Kai… I hope" Elsa told him in the best comforting way she could pull off before quickly pecking him on the lips. "I will meet you back in the register." She said before exiting the car.
Kai turned off the car's engine with a loud sign, knowing there is no escape from this and that the faster he would get this done, the better. He entered the blockbuster shortly after Elsa did, and headed towards the "Action and Science-Fiction" section.
Once he found the 3 "Transformers" movies and was about to head for the register, he noticed Elsa looking for something in the horror section, and then picking something from it. "Wired. I thought Anna hated horror movies." He thought to himself.
After they met in the register and paid the renting fee, the couple made it back to the car. "So, I saw you in the horror section. What "horrors" were you looking for in there?" He asked her with a smile.
Elsa laughed at the pun before she reached for her bag. "Well, I was looking for a "shock AND terror"." Elsa replied as she pulled out the DVD cover for her pick. The cover had a picture of a crow looking at the camera with its beak open. The movie's title, "Birdemic: Shock And Terror", was plastered on it.
"Oh my God, Elsa." Kai half screamed when he saw the cover. "You said you wanted to get even with her, not torture and scare her to death!"
"Oh, she will be fine." She waved it off. "She can watch "The Room" twice in one day and word says this thing is as scary as watching a clown at the circus…"
"And clowns are terrifying." He pointed out.
Elsa didn't know how to reply to that, other than laughing about her boyfriend's fear of clowns. "So, I wouldn't worry about her too much."
After a few minutes of driving and talking, Kai stopped near Elsa's home. "Have fun." He told her as she un-hooked her seat belt.
Elsa turned around to face him. "You too." She said before kissing him good-bye for the moment.
"We will come over once the entire thing is done, if our brains won't melt, that is." Kai told her as he started to drive away, Elsa waving at him.
Once the car was out of sight, Elsa entered home. "Anna, I'm home!" She called her sister.
Anna rushed down the stairs, already out of her work clothes and in her forest green nightgown, and stood before her older sister. "Hey, sis! How are you?" She asked.
"I can't really complain." Elsa returned the smile Anna was beaming towards her.
"So, we are boyfriends free for today." Anna said kind of excited to spend time with just her older sister. "What did you bring for the occasion?"
Elsa's smile turned into more of a smirk, as she pulled the DVD cover and showed it to Anna. Once she did that, Elsa could have sworn her sister lost all color and became even paler than herself, just like she planned.
"We are NOT watching that!" Anna practically screamed half a second after she saw the cover.
"Yes, we ARE!" Elsa replied.
"No, we ARE NOT!"
"Yes, we ARE!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
YESSSSSSSSSS!"
After a minute more of constant "yes" and "no" being spoken by the sisters, Anna finally gave in.
"Okay, fine!" Her face fell down. "I can't believe you are doing this to me. You know I hate horror films and crows!"
"Which are the reasons why I choose this movie to be my revenge plan." Elsa told her. "For both "The Room", and for you screwing up my first date with Kai." She elaborated.
"Oh, you loved "The Room"! Don't deny it!" Anna said with a small smile reappearing on her face. "And, I thought you said that it wasn't a date back then…" She said teasingly. "Also, I didn't plan that one."
Elsa's smirk suddenly disappeared. "You are right… for the most part, anyway."
"So, we aren't watching "Birdemic", Right?" Anna asked with a hopeful smile.
"No." Elsa replied. "We are still watching it. To the living room with you!" Elsa said mockingly, as she pointed towards their living room.
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ELSA!" Anna screamed, doing her best to impersonate the line. Elsa laughed at her as she dragged her little sister to the couch.
After putting the disc in and turning on the PlayStation 3, the sisters were ready to witness the shock and terror that the title spoke of.
As the movie started, along with some generic music, that supposedly tries to give the viewers a bad felling, Anna started talking. "You know, Elsa. If this turns out bad…"
"Turns out bad?" Elsa asked her sister, cutting her off. "We both know this is going to suck, that's part of my plan." She said as her attention was brought back to the screen.
Anna decided not to respond to that. She realized that Elsa really went nuts this time.
After a short while, the "scary" music stopped playing, the movie switched to a tilted shot of the road from inside the car. After a few seconds of silence, the music from before came back, just as the name of the studio popped up on screen.
"Oh God, Elsa!" Anna said in mocked fear. ""Moviehead Pictures" made this! Hide the children!" She screamed as she also waved her arms up and down, causing Elsa to laugh at her.
"I love how the camera is tilted, like we are supposed to feel wired about this entire thing." Elsa pointed out. "Because killer crows are so normal, I needed the hint that this particular killing spree will be weirder and more implausible than the ones going around every Thursday." The blonde sister added, which caused Anna to giggle.
After 4 minutes have passed, all that was shown was the same car, driven by an unseen guy with nothing productive happening.
When the car finally parked, Elsa started speaking. "4 minutes in, and so far, the only thing we saw was a repeat of the last 4 minutes of my life." She said, as the last thing Elsa did before this, was being in a car.
"Speaking of which," Anna said. "Doesn't Kai have the exact same car? Even down to the same color?" She asked, and Elsa's eyebrows went up in surprise.
"Yeah, he does. It's supposed to be escape from reality, yet those few minutes were my exact life a moment ago." Elsa ranted, probably more terrified from the coincidence, other than whatever the actual movie will throw at her.
After about a minute of the car driver coming out of his car and walking inside a café, the shock in the movie's title came into play, as the hostess greeted the man with a horribly dubbed "Hey" that didn't match her lip movement at all.
"Looks like Tommy Wiseau and the director for this movie went to the same film school." Anna told Elsa as both laughed at the horrible lip-sync.
"Which makes you wonder which one of them was Uwe Bool's roommate." Elsa added.
Not only did the hostess's lines weren't synced with her lips, she also seemed really creepy with her permeant smile and wide eyes that stared at the main character.
"5 bucks says that she is the main villain." Anna said.
"I would laugh so hard if your right."
After that, the 2 sisters started to see what the movie's main problem was. With the exception of the audio being messy and inconsistent, and every line of dialog receiving its own shot, it was also boring. They were now at the 20 minutes mark, out of the overall 93 minutes movie, and nothing interesting was happening.
The only thing they did notice and talked about, was when the 2 main characters went to a restaurant, and the hours of opening were listed as ":00" and ":30" without actual hours.
True, the acting wasn't good, so was the editing and everything else. But there was also nothing to really laugh it, turning the experience from bad to worse.
"How is that revenge going, sis?" Anna asked after a big yawn escaped her mouth.
"I imagined it will be less boring." Elsa replied with a yawn of her own.
Shortly after though, Anna and Elsa were treated to some CGI birds. And they greeted them with groans of fake pain and shouts of "Boo!", because the effects were horribly done.
"It's sad when Roger Rabbit looks more realistic than this!" Anna screamed with her hand gesturing at the TV.
The sisters were kept silent for about 6 more minutes, as a scene where a company CEO talked to his employers. What was the company's name? What was its relation to the movie, with the exception of the main character working there? What was it doing? Anna and Elsa didn't know. It could have been because it was either never explained, or because they got so bored with the movie that they didn't notice something being said about it.
As soon as the CEO finished his shorter than expected speech, the room erupted with cheering and clapping. After a minute of that, the CEO spoke again. "You guys have worked hard, and you all got your stock options. Congratulations!" He said, and then everyone resumed clapping like seagulls.
This went on for almost a minute, causing Elsa to get angry with the movie. "I sure remember the day Weselton told us good news and everyone clapped for nearly 2 minutes straight… This is so realistic!" She yelled from desperation for something to happen.
Once that was done, everyone started getting up and shake the CEO's hand, congratulating him. Anna and Elsa proceeded to shake each other's hand after watching this scene.
"Why are we doing this?" Anna asked.
"I have no idea, but shaking each other's hand operates our brain more than watching this movie does." Elsa replied.
"I can't believe we are watching something like this, and we are bored. Something is wrong here." The younger sister said.
"Everything is wrong here." Elsa fixed her.
"Point taken." Anna replied as both stopped shaking their hands.
At about 47 minutes in, the so called "Birdemic" finally began. If you could call it beginning, as it just started with no set up what's or ever.
As the fake birds starting flying around and explosions happened for no reason, Elsa paused the movie. "Okay, hold on, movie. They went into a motel, had dry sex"
"How could you know it was dry?" Anna asked, cutting her.
Elsa faced her with a stare on her face. "They didn't take their clothes off… Call it a female insect." She replied to her sister before moving on with her rant. "So, after that, we get a minute of shots that show us nothing and then… Killer crows show up and buildings explode!" She stopped to catch her breath.
"I think this movie does what it was supposed to be doing to me, to you, if that makes any sense." Anna held back a laugh.
"Just hit play." Her elder sister replied, clearly frustrated.
After a few seconds of the killer birds flying around and exploding, which Anna thought was because their blood pressure was off the charts; the birds began attacking a gas station. One bird crashed into the gas pump, and the pump exploded but none of the cars or the actual station.
"And no one is thinking about getting the hell out of there?!" Elsa screamed as she saw the large amount of cars present in the station. "Killer crows, people! RUN!" She yelled, kind of desperately.
"Speaking of which, looking closely at these things, they look more like eagles than crows." Anna suddenly noticed.
"Great. Now we can't even trust the DVD cover." Elsa signed; this revenge plot surly wasn't working for her.
After seeing the killer birds are floating around the motel, the couple decides to get away from there. However, the main character lost his car keys; something both sisters couldn't believe was possible. Luckily for the couple, another couple with a van was staying in the same motel.
"Convenience!" Anna commented.
After the 2 couples got out of the motel, they were attacked by the birds. Actually no, the birds were just floating near them and did nothing else while the 2 guys tried to fend them off by swinging coat hangers at them.
"Oh, for the love of God! THEY ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!" Both sisters screamed, Anna finally losing her patience with the movie.
After the heroes managed to open the van, one of the guys suddenly pulled a gun out of the van's floor and started shooting. "What, was that gun just lying in the van? Where did he pull that out of?!" Anna was getting frustrated.
Elsa had nothing to add. She felt like she has spoken everything that she needed.
Once the heroes got away, they drove around for a bit until they found some dead victims of the killer birds. Anna and Elsa felt like they could have nitpicked those few minutes, but they didn't feel like they wanted to. It wasn't worth it.
Another bird attack took place, only this time, the guys actually used the weapons they had to fight off the birds. To the sisters' surprise, whenever one of the birds was shot down, it just went straight down with barley any animation. It just flew normally, then tiny bit of blood appears and it goes down with its head towards the ground.
Anna and Elsa busted out laughing when they saw this. It was the laziest animation they have ever seen in their entire life.
"I can actually see that dog from "Duck Hunt" popping on screen and holding the birds." Anna continued to laugh at the horrendous animation, and Elsa laughed thanks to both the effects and her sister's joke.
After that scene, where the main characters rescued some kids, that their parents were killed by the birds, yet didn't really seemed fazed about it throughout the rest of the movie; the flick became only just shooting at birds, even if the birds weren't actually there.
"You know, I don't think the birds are coming anymore. You can stop shooting and wasting ammo now." Elsa pointed out, and she was right, because there were no birds attacking at that moment.
After the group stopped to eat something, the main couple noticed some guy with a doctor mask on standing nearby. When they approached him, he told them to go away and that the dying birds lying around the area are contiguous. He tells them about something called "Birds Flu".
Both sisters signed heavily. "Bird flu? Really?" Elsa shook her head.
"Can we just stop this and play "The Last Of Us" until the guys come over?" Anna asked. "I mean, infected, virus, "horror", let's just move on to something better in the same genre, and with the same plot elements."
"That is tempting." Elsa replied. "But first, we are fast forwarding to the end." She added with somewhat determination.
Before any of the girls could have reached the fast-forward button though, the apparent doctor did explain what causes the bird flu. The answer? Global warming. It was supposed to be the explanation to why the birds attacked cars and gas stations, because the usage of gas by humans pollutes the earth.
"Oh, bullshit!" The 2 sisters yelled at the same time. It was very rare for the both of them to use that word, so when they did use it, they were probably angry.
"Fast forward it! Fast forward it!" Anna continued to yell at Elsa, grabbing her shoulders and shaking her older sister, as if her life depended on Elsa skipping to the ending.
Elsa fast-forwarded the movie a bit, and she and Anna witnessed the 2 guys shooting at some birds that attacked a bus. After one of the guys, that the sisters noticed was called Ramsey because of them liking the show "Hell's Kitchen", rescued the people from the bus; a few birds attacked them by… vomiting on them.
Anna's eyes grew wider in shock at what she just saw; Elsa reacted by mouthing "What?" really slowly and with 1 eyebrow raised. This sure was odd.
After that, the depressed sisters fast forwarded to the climax, which quickly got on their nerves, because the birds never stopped squawking. Elsa covered her ears with her hands. "Make it stop!" She shouted.
Anna quickly muted the TV, cancelling the noise, Elsa thanked her for that.
Eventually, after 2 minutes of the birds hovering in front of the car and the main characters doing nothing, the birds just stopped attacking and started to fly away.
"Wha…?" Both sisters started to ask.
They both stayed silent for the whole minute the couple and the kids watched the birds fly off towards the sunset. After that, the credits started rolling over that scene, making the shot last for 3 whole minutes.
When the movie finally ended, Elsa got up, ejected the disc, put it back in the box and shoved it into her bag so that she will return it in 2 days after work.
This is not how she planned her revenge. It wasn't enjoyably bad, it didn't scare her sister like she hoped it will and it was even worse than she imagined.
After Elsa sat back on the couch, there was a long silence lasting between the 2 sisters. Anna eventually spoke up. "So, do you consider us even now?" She asked with an innocent smile, trying to make her sister feel better.
Elsa looked at her with a stern look, but then relaxed and giggled for a bit. "I feel more like I scored a point for the opposing team."
"Oh, come here!" Anna warped Elsa in a conforming hug, which Elsa rolled her eyes at, but accepted it anyway. "Just think about it like that, sis. Kai and Kristoff are watching 4 bad movies in a row today. We watched one, and now we can do whatever we want until they arrive." She smiled at her big sister. "So 3-1 in my favor?" Anna asked, jokingly.
Elsa laughed at that. "I'll take what I can get." She then got up and clasped her hands. "So, "Last Of Us"?" She asked Anna, who smiled at her.
"Like you need to ask!" Anna replied with a wide smile. Anna might not like the horror genre much, but Kai and Kristoff actually managed to get her hooked on the said game, and she couldn't get enough of it.
"Start it up, I'll be right back." Elsa told her, and went to change out of her work clothes and get some drinks for her and Anna. While she didn't really play the game herself, Elsa did liked watching the game's cut scenes as she found the story and characters to be really good.
Half an hour after they started playing the game, Elsa heard her phone let out the SMS sound. She grabbed her phone and looked at the screen. It was a text from Kai.
Kai: Can't believe I'm saying this, but "Transformers" was actually not that bad! This might turn out better than I thought! Hope you aren't suffering too much. Love you, don't hate me!
"I can't believe it!" Elsa practically yelled.
Anna paused the game. "What's wrong?"
"Kai enjoyed the first "Transformers", which he was so sure he won't like; and I suffered through that horrendous "environmental" horror film." She told her. "Life's not fair!"
Anna put a hand on Elsa's shoulder. "Just remember they have 3 other movies that are considered more horrible than the first, from what I've heard. I'm sure he will hate at least one of them."
Elsa let out a breath. "I guess you're right. We will see in a few hours." Elsa replied to Anna, before she texted Kai back.
My revenge didn't go so well. I think I suffered more than Anna actually. Glad you are having fun though! Hope the rest of the movies will surprise you as well! I can't hate you; you are too sweet for that J
After that, both girls shifted their focus back to the game. Passing the time until their boyfriends will finish their marathon.
Little did they know what they were about to go through…
I'm not going to lie. This one was probably the hardest movie to do out of all the ones I did for this series. What is said about Anna and Elsa being bored with the movie, it's not just them, I barly found stuff to laygh about while taking notes for this because it was so boring! Never the less though, I managed! Hope you enjoyed reading this!
Thanks again to Zivon96 for recommending this movie to me. Even if it bored me to no end.
Next up, it's Kai's and Kristoff's turn! Stay tuned for that!
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