The first thing he noticed was the temperature. It was cold. So cold.
Finn slowly opened his eyes, and at first thought he still had them closed. It was pitch black midnight, for even the moon was hiding from the storm. Large, dark clouds gathered in the sky. It was rare for Finn to be in a storm. They weren't very common in Ooo, but then he remembered everything that had happened the past few days, including that he wasn't in Ooo anymore.
He slowly sat up from the grass he had been laying in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed as pain raced up his leg. Looking down he saw his leg bent in the opposite direction it normally was.
Finn's face paled as he took in the situation. Looking around he saw noone for at least a mile. His leg was gunked up, and he had no idea where he was.
"Oh, Glob." He whispered, dread seeping into his mind. The cold had sapped what little strength he had as he tried to stand. He dared not put pressure on his bad leg, so he hopped precariously over to a tree. He was at the edge of a forest, and across a large plain he saw what looked like a kingdom.
He grappled with a nearby tree branch, ripping it off and using it as a crutch.
Steeling himself, he took a hop towards the distant castle, then another. An eternity passed, he dared not look up, or his despair and hopelessness would catch up to him. He did not know if he had been moving for a minute, or a year.
*Plod* *Plod* For a long while the only sound he heard was the sound of his foot landing heavily on the squishy ground, and the occasional drip from sprinkles forewarning the storm's rage.
Finn's foot suddenly fell out from under him again as he took another hop, and he landed heavily.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH!" He screamed his voice hoarse as his bad leg landed wrong, again. He screamed until he blacked out.
[Now we will go back to Ooo to see what others are up to.]
A small rainbow raced across the sky, followed by a light brown line along the ground.
"Lady! You ready to surprise Finn?" Jake called up to the rainbow.
"Yes, very much so. I can't wait to show him the birthday cake I made!" Replied a female voice. In english.
Jake was so excited when Lady agreed to learn english. If noone else was around they'd often switch from english to korean and back again in their conversations without even noticing, because some korean words had no english counterpart, just as some english words had no korean counterpart.
"I can't believe that butthead forgot his birthday was coming up. He'll be so excited." Jake was chuckling at the thought.
They soon arived at the tree house, where there was already Marceline, some candy people, the wrestling barbarians, Treetrunks, and some princess's.
Jake turned back into his normal shape, and addressed the crowed. "Hey, what are you guys doing, don't let Finn see you yet."
Marceline floated up to him, "Uhh... he ain't here."
"What do you mean, 'Finn ain't here'? Anybody have an idea where he is?" He called to the assembled group.
Marceline gave a smirk. "Bonibel isn't here either."
Jake's face enlarged as it took on a shocked look. "OH MY GLOB!" He turned into a giant and raced off to the candy kingdom. He launched himself at Princess Bubblegum's window, turning himself normal sized halfway through the arch.
As he crashed through the window, he yelled "What the banay-nay is going on Finn!"
Princess Bubblegum didn't even look up from her most recent project to address the dog. "He went to destroy a meteor headed our way. How I don't know, but it IS Finn, so I doubt we have anything to worry about."
"Today's his birthday!" Jake shouted.
"Oh Glob! I forgot. I think he forgot, too." She pushed her project aside and turned to him in her spinny chair. "Go check see if he left you a note at the tree house. I'm going to head out and meet you there after I get out of this lab dress."
With that, Jake turned and flung himself out the window, using his arms as a slingshot.
He landed with a crash through the upstairs window of the tree house. Wildberry Princess noticed this and whispered to Lady Rainicorn, "His aim's gotten better." She sounded fairly impressed.
Lady Rainicorn made a disapproaving noise, and said "Yeah, now he hardly walks anywhere, he'll just fling himself places."
Jake came out with a letter in his hands. "He's... He's gone out to find himself."
A few voices burst out at once, but Marceline's was loudest "What the hell does that mean?" She sounded steamed.
"Uhhh... no idea, just says he needs to find himself." Jake sounded sad.
Marceline stormed off, "When I find him, I'll..." A few other'e followed her lead and left.
Jake walked up to Lady. "What are we going to do?"
She shrugged, "I don't know, wait I guess."
AN: Oh, god, I'm evil. Look at that cliff hanger with Finn! I honestly don't yet know what will happen to him. Also, why didn't Beemo help? That's cause even though the story hasn't said so yet, I'll let you in on the fact that Beemo shorted out when Finn fell through the map. Who knows when and if he'll be repaired. Also, I think I'm allowed to leave a cliffhanger because of how fast I got this out. If you look at my track record, this is nearly unheard of for me. And I promised someone I'd have it done by midnight. Perfect timing if I do say so myself... which I do.
This was made so fast because of all the reviews and positive people. Also, I'm wanting someone to beta-read sorta. I could care less about the grammar etc. I just want to bounce ideas around, and get your opinion on it.
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