I got such good reviews that encouraged me to show what happens on Monday in hell. Well, Jack's idea of hell at least. Thanks for the reviews and keep sending 'em! On to the story…

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Jack sighed. Monday. Everyone hates Mondays, and this Monday was definitely going to be the worst. Well, at least the whelp didn't wake me up at 4am today. Well, I don't know that yet, I'm still sleeping. Guess I should get up now… Jack thought and opened his eyes to see a bunch of people surrounding him. "…What…?"

"Do you know what time it is?" an unknown crewmember asked. "Not 4am that's for sure." Jack said with a smile. His smile soon faded to see that everyone had an impatient expression. "It's 1:30 in the afternoon." The crewman said. "Oh. So I'm off by a few hours…"

"You've been in the way of the crew's work all mornin'!"

"Why didn't ya wake me up if it bothered ya so much?"

"You're a very heavy sleeper…the real question is why the bloody hell are you dozing off on the deck?!"

"Captain made me sleep here."

"Why are you here?"

"Lost a bet. Now can I have some personal space, please?" Jack stood up only to be backed up against the railing. "Watch yerself." One crewmember said. ….heh….. Jack thought. Will came up to him. "Good! You're up! Come downstairs with me." Will led him downstairs.

"I only have one task for you today…" Jack's face lit up. "Only one! Yay!"

"It's a big one." Jack's face fell. "At least you didn't wake me up at bloody 4am this time. I liked the darkness…(sleep) even through the rain."

"Well it's a good thing you like darkness."

"Why?"

"Close your eyes."

"Why?"

"Just do it." Jack sighed and heard some shuffling going on in the distance, then footsteps coming towards him. "Open." Will said. Jack opened his eyes to still see darkness. "What did you do?"

"You're blind for the day."

"I'm WHAT?!"

"Blind. Try working with the crew while still being blind. This will be very amusing for Elizabeth and me."

"The crew hates me already just fer sleepin' on the deck! What if I bump into someone and they pull out a sword, I'll never know!!"

"Then you better get used to it." Will said sarcastically. "Now go up the stairs and start working. Jack sighed before attempting to go up the stairs with Will following. He tripped on every step and Will laughed followed by a "shut up!" by Jack. They finally made it up on the deck.

Every one stopped working and glared at Jack. Jack didn't see but noticed that there was no noise. "What's going on? Is there anyone here?"

"Of course we're here, ye idiot. What are you blind?" a random crewmember snapped. "Well, yes I am." They stared waiting for him to continue. "You're eunuch of a Captain told me to close my eyes, when he tells me to open them there's darkness and he said that I am blind for the day." Jack explained. Will smiled, as if proud. "stop smiling." Jack said. Will looked at him. "How did you know I was smiling?"

"I didn't, I was wondering if you would tell me." Will glared at him. "Okay, now I know yer glarin' at me." Will continued to glare then looked at the crew who were staring at their quarrel. "What? Work! And remember that Jack is blind so try your best to keep in your anger." Some of the crew nodded but most did nothing as they went back to work. "Jack…" Will began, noticing Jack's posture. "What now?" Jack asked angrily. "You don't have to keep your hands in front of you like that…" Jack noticed he had his arms stretched out in front of him and quickly made them fall to his side. Will laughed. "Good luck." He said and pretended to walk away, when he really just sat down next to Elizabeth to watch the show. "Bloody eunuch…" Jack said. Will ignored him to keep up the image that he walked away.

See no evil: On deck

Will gave Jack a few things to do on the deck with the crew. Though, the crew had their eyesight at least. The first task was the hardest one. The actual task wasn't hard, but getting through the crew 'blindfolded,' was indeed difficult. He had to steer the ship to Port Royal so Elizabeth could return, but the wheel was all the way on the other side of the ship. Jack gulped before he took a step forward.

He stepped on someone's foot. Predictable. The crewmember stared down at him with an angry face, Jack didn't know this fact until he felt the guy's breath. "Watch where yer goin'!" The crew guy said and Jack tried to smile. "I'm blind, remember? Didn't see ya." The man snorted and left angry at Jack. Jack took a few sighs to try and calm himself, for he knew that he was probably going to get killed by the crew.

Bo'sun saw Jack in the corner of his eye and smirked. He walked up behind him and grabbed his shoulder, making Jack let out a small scream before turning around to face his 'opponent' or so he thought he was. "Whatcha sighing to yerself for?" Jack knew this voice was his enemy's. Bo'sun.

Jack folded his arms across his chest. "No reason."

"Why are ya walkin' inta every one?"

"I'm blind and can't see where I'm going." Jack said. He then regretted it, thinking that Bo'sun might try something. He did try something. Bo'sun thought for a minute before having an idea. A loud thump was heard and shook the whole ship, from someone handling the cannons wrong. Jack panicked as it reminded him of something. "…What was that…?" he asked no one in particular. Bo'sun smirked and tried to act frightened, much to his satisfaction, his voice really sounded frightened.

"Lord on high…The Kraken!" Jack went wide-eyed and started panicking. "The Kraken?! Where are the boats?!"

"They've all been broken by the Kraken! It's after you, Jack!"Much to Bo'sun's enjoyment Jack looked completely stricken with fear. Will was walking up to them to break it up, he knew this was too much for poor Jack. He was walking up behind Jack and Bo'sun saw him. When Will was right behind Jack, ready to tap his shoulder, Bo'sun continued his little game and yelled. "Jack! One of its tentacles is right behind you!!" Out of pure instinct, Jack took out his sword and stabbed the 'tentacle,' which actually came out to be Will's jacket, to the mast. He let go of his sword and it stayed attached to the mast, leaving Will pinned to it. Will didn't want to let Jack off the hook now, but he still wanted to end Bo'sun's game.

"Jack! What the hell?!"

"William?" Jack turned around to face Will, then remembered that he couldn't see if his ears were lying to him. He was blind. "Will was that you?"

"Yes, that was me. You pinned me to the mast with your sword!"

"What? But I thought…" Will sighed. "Bo'sun lied to you, Jack. The Kraken isn't here, and I am not a tentacle. He was just taking advantage of your blindness, try not to be so gullible." For once, Will did not burst out laughing when Jack shuddered at the word Kraken.

Jack turned around to face Bo'sun. "You what?" he fumed.

"I was just playin' with ya." Bo'sun replied carelessly. "I wish I could fight ya right now…" Jack said. "…but I'm blind!" Jack said loudly so Will could hear. Will winced. "Why are ya blind anyways?"

"Why should I tell you?" Jack said childishly. Bo'sun turned to Will and asked him the same question. "Did Jack tell you about the bet?" Bo'sun jumped as he remembered. "Oh, right! This Is only day two of Sparrow hell!!" he said.

"Sparrow hell?" Jack said the name again. "That is a good way to describe it, aye?" Bo'sun smiled.
"No, not really." Jack said. Bo'sun shrugged and left. Once Jack heard that Bo'sun was gone, Jack turned back to Will with a pleading look on his face. "Take away the blindness and give me my vision back!! I hate this task it's worse than anything I've ever done before! Well, except jumping I the mouth of the, well, you know…"

"Kraken?" Will asked and smiled as Jack shuddered. "Yes, that. Now take it back I don't want it."

"Duh, you don't want it, who would? I'm not taking it away though. You deserve every bit of this."

"…Well, how do I reverse it?!"

"Well, there is a reversal potion that you have to drink…"

"Where?!"

"Calm down, geez. It's in the cargo hold with about 50 other potions. Take only a sip though, or you could, well, die. I know you're already dead but it'll be very painful, trust me."

"Okay, well get it for me."

"No. Get it yourself. You have a compass that points to what you want most in the world, that should lead you to it easily." Will said as he took Jack's sword out from the mast, freeing himself. He handed Jack his sword and started to walk away. Jack still stared. "BUT I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE THE COMPASS POINTS!!!!!!!" Will snickered and headed down to the cargo hold with Elizabeth to watch the show. He knew what was going to happen next. Jack followed him.

The potions

Will and Elizabeth sat down on the floor as Jack felt all the different bottles of unknown potions that could do who knows what. There were a lot. This was going to take a while…

"Have fun." Will said, relaxing. Jack turned around. "You're here? To watch the show I imagine."

"Yepp. Now go on…" Elizabeth said. Jack rolled his eyes and took out his compass. He opened it and waited, then he realized something. "What am I doing? I can't even see where this bloody thing points!!" He put the compass away and grabbed a random bottle. "Well, here goes…" He unwillingly drank a sip of the bottle.

Poof

Elizabeth put her hands over her mouth and Will stared at him wide eyed. "What did it do? It definitely didn't give me my vision back."

Elizabeth spoke up. "Jack you're…blonde." She shuddered. "Your not exactly a hot blonde, drink something else to distract me!"

"Gladly!" Jack said, trying to erase the image of blonde Captain Jack Sparrow from his mind. He grabbed a purple bottle and took a sip.

Poof

"Well, that should do it!" Elizabeth said. Jack's blonde hair was gone. "What am I now?"

"I must say Jack, you make a cute teenager…" Elizabeth said. "TEENAGER?! AAAAHH!!" he quickly grabbed another bottle and drank it. "Okay, what am I now?"

"Hello, down there!!" Will mocked. "Down there? Okay, what happened…?"

"You shrunk." Elizabeth replied. They heard a faint squeak that turned out to be a scream. Jack ran the mile to the bottles and tried to grab another. "Since…when did…these bottles…get…so…HEAVY?!" the one he was trying to grab tipped over and he took a tiny sip from it. He was now normal size. "Oh, wow! IT WORKED!! I CAN SEE!!" Jack said, overjoyed. Will and Elizabeth groaned and Jack glared at them. "Well, I'm so sorry that I ruined your show."

"That's okay, there's always tomorrow." Will smiled. Jack's face fell and his eyes widened.

"T…tomorrow? Oh, no…"

Hope you liked Monday! What's funny is, I wrote this one on a Monday! –shifty eyes- Anyways, keep sending reviews and I'll make another chapter!!

Captain Chartman