The long awaited SECOND CHAPTER of You Know You're Obsessed with Avatar When... If you want me to make a third chapter, I will need suggestions for jokes in your review. The fountain of creativity is getting clogged up by leaves, people. Review!
When your brother breaks his arm and gets a pale blue cast, you spend the entire six weeks he has it trying to convince him to let you draw an arrow on it.
You visit an aquarium, and see the koi pond. You find a black fish and a white one, and spend the rest of the day desperately trying to catch one.
You are banned permanently from the aquarium due to above incident.
You try to convince your other brother to grow his hair out really long, then shave all of it off but a ponytail-sized chunk. It's already black, at least he won't have to dye it. You will provide the scar.
You do not speak to the aforementioned brother for a week after he refuses to go along with your brilliant plan.
You try to convince the brother who broke his arm to completely shave his head and let you draw a blue arrow on it. Why the hell not, you say?
You don't get what he's so mad about when you attempt to pull off your brilliant plan in his sleep.
You keep a detailed countdown to the next episode in your religion notebook, and when your teacher finds you trying to calculate milliseconds instead of taking notes, and ask you what it is, you reply, "My religion, sir."
You still don't know why the same religion teacher won't make eye contact with you.
Or why those priest people got so upset.
Seriously, what was the big deal? It's perfectly acceptable to accept a cartoon as your religion.
You can rattle off obscure details, such as how many times the reins are wrapped around Appa's horns, at the drop of a hat. Most of the time, you don't even need the hat!
When you tell random strangers this, you are greatly offended when they call you crazy.
They're the crazy ones, not knowing what Avatar is!
I would write more, but Avatar's on in five minutes. See ya!
I was writing this just as Avatar came on. Review, peeps!