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You name various household appliances after your favorite characters.

You have conversations with these appliances as if they were alive.

Then you have to deal with the annoying child psychologists asking if you hear voices in your head.

You call your friends who don't watch Avatar names of characters and when they stare at you like you're crazy, you say, "What? It's better than being called Zhao!"

Obessing over character bios.

'You can recite Prince Zuko's history by heart, name most of the members of the royal family, know why he was scarred, how much he hates his sister, ect.'

'Likewise, you know the history of Toph forward and backward, including her fighting style and clothing style.'

You name your hand after characters, and have them talk to your friend's hand characters.

When you break your friend's wrist playing the aforementioned handgame, and you have to explain it in court, you wonder why the entire jury cracks up and the judge's wig falls off since he/she's laughing so hard.

You wear a flame insigna in your hair to school, and don't understand why you get so many weird stares.

You've ever had a converstaion with your BFF and the topic that you were conversing on was Zuko's horrible home life and how it sucked so bad that you both could feel blessed, despite your own difficulties.
You started to feel so bad for Zuko in above conversation that you actually talked your friend into forging Ozai's singnature on some adoption papers so that you could be Zuko's new daddy. And you're a girl.
Upon returning to school the next day and while on your way to tell the world about what you accomplished this weekend ,another friend approaches you, unbeknownst to her about Zuko's current situation in your house, and with out even saying hello just pokes your tummy and proclaims, "Now You're Pregnant With Zuko's Kids Cuz You Love Him So!"
The VERY FIRST thing to pop into your mind was, "FIREBENDER- giving a whole new meaning to the term Redneck" which then triggered a string of ideas, starting with Jeff Foxworthy's "You Know You're A Redneck When" jokes on to other You Know You When lists and finally
Your school principal ever had to "save" your Avatar dolls from being posed in bizarre sexual postions on your lunch table.
You use said Avatar dolls as a threat against unruley friends, telling them you'll make Sokka and Zuko make out on their books and backpacks if they don't behave and play nicely with each other.
You regularly use Sokka quotes and jokes in everyday situations.
You've made your own magnets to decorate your locker and the majority of them are random screen shots of Avatar.
You've ever sat down and watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE to date of Avatar with your younger cousins so they could know what was going on and not be confused when they watched the new episode that upcoming Friday.
You listen to music and no matter what is playing, somehow an Avatar music video takes shape in your head.
You have certain artifacts of clothing that make you feel like one type of bender or another when you wear them.
You wear a necklace that consists of this blue jewel wrapped in silver wire that connected it to a navy blue ribbon simply because it reminds you of Katara's necklace.
You once wore a similar necklace like that and lost it. Instantly you were compelled to walk up to the guy who looked the most like Zuko and DEMAND he give it back.
Your best guy friend and you argue constantly over whether or not Aang and Katara kissed in the second season's second episode, Cave of Two Lovers.
You and your friends have actually sat down and made up a totally wacked out list of the stages of life Aang will go through that goes something like...Age 13: Goth; Age 14: Rapper; Age 16: Hippie; Age 17: Stripper; Age 25: Terminator-like Macho Buff Guy; Age 50: Nudist...and so on and so forth...
You've made your one Avatar plushie dolls.
And you can dress them in different outfits.
And you sleep with them. ALLof them.
But only Zuko gets the area right next to your chest between your cleavage. And under your shirt for extra warmth in the winter.
You cried when Mako died. Heavily. Even harder when you remembered the episode in which Iroh almost died as well.
You have burned CDs filled with songs that all remind you of Avatar.
You have long debates with your friend about Sokka's bending abilities (or lack there of).
You sit and think about how many other fictional stories have similarities with Avatar
And find A LOT of them amongst various Disney movies.

You don't understand why no one else sees these similarities.
The Muses you had before the Avatar ones moved in are now jealous that you spend all your time with the newcomers instead of them.
You go around saying, "give me the Avatar" instead of whatever it is that you actually want.
You can go about and react whole episodes of Avatarperfectly right down to facial expressions.
You bought Ginsing tea because it's Iroh's favorite. And you like tea about as much as Zuko does.
You've actually considered dressing up like Zuko one day (scar and all) and acting EXCATLY like him because you were angery at the would and wanted people to BACK OFF OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
You have your own personal pet name for Zuko, that is not Zuzu.
You have Avatar muses you don't even WANT! Jet just FORCED his way into your head.
You've contemplated whether it's worse to be addicted to drugs or to Avatar.
Having studied Wicca/Zodiac signs before becoming and Avatar fan, sometimes you feel compelled to scream, "FIRE AND AIR ARE THE OPPISITE OF EACH OTHER! NOT EARTH! EARTH GOES WITH WATER!" This usually leads to long debates with friends over elemental harmony and the like.
You've made up your own animal cross breed thing.
And have a character that keeps one as a pet.

When you get dragged to the build-a-bear workshop, you try to make your animal crossbreed.
Every night, you light five white pillar candles, and breathe over them, thinking that the flames are rising and falling even thought you can't say for sure since you're concentrating with your eyes closed.
You scream, "LEMUR" before you chase down one of your friends.

They actually get the lemur joke.
When your parents yelled at you for screaming "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" every time you got upset, you switched it out for something along the lines of "Aang, Katara and Sokka" or "Spirits Alive!"
You wouldn't dare venture near the ocean when the moon is in it's new phase, being a Tykka shipper.
You watched the movie, The Descent and had to watch The Cave of Two Lovers to make yourself feel better. Even then, you were worried the Aang Gang and Company were going to get jumped by creepy cave dwelling creatures who were gonna eat them.

After the most recent episode of Avatar, you had to give your Zutara friend an emergency counseling session, since she was in hysterics over the kiss.

You plan on wearing all black and black makeup in mourning, since you were so upset by the last episode.

You go to a specialty mall, and see a store that sells only tea. They even have mannequins holding teacups.

You take pictures of the aforementioned store, and give them to your fellow fan friends.

This store was probably the highlight of your entire life.

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