Hey, it's me again! If anyone was confused about the last chapter's title, it was basically how I felt after the last episode. If you have not done so, go check out my Mary Sue series, they're pretty funny. I say definitely read the Avatar one, and if you've seen/read Phantom of the Opera, check out that one too. And if you're reading Phantom, also read Cape Swooshing 101 and Frai Du Diable. Just read all my stuff, while you're at it.

Sorry about that, I've been feeling a bit review-hungry lately, and more reviews equals more updates! On that subject, if you have any suggestions for this at all, please place them in your review or PM me. Thanks!

Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, I would hand Jin over to the Zutara people. She would not survive.


You discuss Avatar in every class, with everyone, even people who don't now what the hell you're talking about.

You talk to the class pet when everyone else refuses to sit near you.

You are constantly decorating ALL your pages (even the ones with homework or notes) with Avatar.

Your teachers have stopped giving you weird looks.

They view you as a cheap form of entertainment, in fact.

Your war chant is "Death to the Earth Kingdom Whores!".

You credit your Zutara friend for this.

You constantly whisper, "Water Tribe" to random people on the street.

And the cable guy.

And the pizza boy.

And the cop who pulled your car over because you and your brother began fighting about pairings while the car was going down the interstate at seventy miles per hour, causing your ever-patient father to lose control of the vehicle.

You constantly have debates with your best friends, or father on theories in restaurants that are filled with people.

When your debates escalate to physical violence, you don't get why you are thrown out. You had a perfectly legitimate reason to dive across the table and attempt to throttle your brother.

Whenever you're bored, if there is no Avatar related whatever around, you make up little scenes in your head, i.e. Zuko singing Beverly Hills.

When you get dressed in the morning, you see what colors you have on to see which nation you are from.

You are a Zuko fangirl...
...even if you're a boy.

You count down to the minute to 8:00 Friday night.

You read fanfiction like this one. Since you find lists like this woefully incomplete, you leave reviews with more ideas.

You wish Zuko would listen to the song "Numb" by Linkin Park. Everything would be better then.

You practice martial arts in your room and you've never been taught formally, or been within ten miles of a place that taught it.

You walk around thinking What Would Insert Name of Favorite Canon Character of Your Choice Here Do If They Were Here Right Now.

Whenever you're sibling says something quote unqoute "inappropriate" you say, "Azula! We don't speak that way!"

You use the same name regardless of their gender.

You named the stuffed animal you sleep with after an Avatar character.

After your dog ingests your brother's precious Aspect of Bahamat figurine(Whatever the hell that is.), the first thing you say to him after the event occurs is," There is no war in Ba Sing Sae. There is no war in Ba Sing Sae." while waving a flashlight in front of his face. It was worth a shot, right?


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