Hello to all readers and fans of Rosario to Possible. I just want to thank those that continue reading, and apologize for continuing to be lazy with delays. I'm going to, at the very least, try to get back to work on updating my stories.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or Rosario to Vampire. Neither does my co-writer, and I should mention that this was co-written with shadowwriter329.

~Chapter 6: Vampire and Rocket~

Ron was going though his closet looking for his Rocket Booster sweatshirt for when he met up with Mr. Dr. P and Kim to go to the space center for the rocker Boosters open house. He was currently talking on his cell phone with his girlfriend Bonnie, "Sorry Bon-Bon but I promise to go with Kim and her dad to the Rocket Booster's open house at the space center. I don't want to mess it."

"I think Kim told me about those. Aren't those for little kids?" Bonnie asked. "Why are you going then?"

"I always go." Ron answered, as he found the sweatshirt and pulled it on, "Besides Kim is going and they have rocket shaped cookies."

"So in other words her dad is making her." Bonnie deadpanned, thinking about the large amount of things, or positions, that she would rather be in.

"Well I am not sure about that but it is fun there." Ron said before he scooped Rufus from his bed and into his pocket. "You can come as well."

"I rather be cumming," she muttered before she replied, "Like I said that is for little kids why should I go?"

"Well it might help make up for whatever plans you wanted, and you said you wanted to be away from your sisters." When he did not hear an answer he added, "I'll make it up to you."

For a moment Bonnie said nothing before she said, "I want a full body oil massage plus a few happy endings."

Ron blushed as he pictured that, "Umm, I don't know how to give a massage."

"You can learn and I am very willing to be used as a test dummy." Bonnie purred over the line.

Ron gulped almost wanting to have the trip be over, "Deal, meet me at Kim's house."

And with that they hung up and left for Kim's.

(Scene Break)

Ron was the first to arrive, and Kim was ready to go.

"I really wish I didn't have to." Kim said, even her fangs were showing a bit.

"Hi Kim. Uh, you don't mind if Bonnie comes along too?" That caught Kim's attention, and soon enough, Bonnie showed up, dressed in something more 'child-friendly'.

"Hi Ron, Kim. I'm only going because Ron's making it up to me later." Kim nodded with Bonnie's talking, and was still weirded out.

"You're not going to sneak off to try and do it in space are you?" That actually got Bonnie thinking with a sultry smirk and looked at Ron. Kim was feeling jealous at the smirk.

"Hmm, that's a good idea. The first couple to screw around in space."

Kim slapped her forehead at Bonnie's statement,

"You guys do know that you are not going into space right? It is just the space center."

"Hey Kimmie-cub ready to go?" James said before he noticed Bonnie, "Oh I did not know a friend was also coming along.

Bonnie gave him a grin, "I decided to spend the day with Ron and he said he promised to come to this event and I wanted to tag along."

James nodded, "That's good to hear; now Kimmie-cub has another friend her age at the open house."

Bonnie kept the grin to be polite and not show her real plan. They got into the car and Mr. Possible drove them through the gate. The gate guard put his head out to talk to Dr. Possible, "Hey Dr. Possible, what brings you here today?"

"It's the Rocket Boosters open house." James said proudly.

The guard glanced at the teens; Ron was literary bouncing in the back seat, Bonnie was watching him, no doubt picturing herself bouncing and riding on him and Kim in the passenger seat looking bored. "Aren't they a little old for that?"

"Thank you," Kim said aloud.

James gave a small laugh, "Now my little Kimmie-cub may be getting older but will always be my little girl." As with that James drove past the gate.

Bonnie rolled her eyes, "Someone has letting go issues." She muttered, which Kim heard, "Oh knock it off. I am sure you had some problem like that."

Bonnie smirk, "Nope although mom always got teary eyes when we started to look for our destine one, and when we go to give our virginities."

"Not the same," Kim mumbled.

Inside the space center Ron was eating the rocket shaped cookies. Bonnie took one, wishing she had Ron's in her mouth but with little kids here she was on her best behavior. The kids all looked at them, "Are you our teachers?" one girl asked.

"No," Kim answered.

"I think she's my babysitter," one boy said to the group.

"Are you here to babysit us?" another girl asked. Kim father entered the room to save her from the questions, and to embarrass her.

"Now, now. I think it's time for the tour of the space center. Kimmie-cub, you help out too."

"Stake me now." Kim said as they all started to look through the center. It was filled with various things that would catch a kid's eye, but Bonnie was looking for a way to get away with Ron, maybe get an early massage and petting. The only things stopping her was Ron actually enjoying the trip and Kim keeping her from taking Ron someone where they couldn't be found. James then took them into the room of their newest astronaut. A small figure wearing a space suit and helmet was training on a computer screen when he turned to him and pressed a few button on the console on his wrist before a computerize voice stated, "Greetings friends".

One girl then asked, "Why is he using that box thingy to talk?"

James smiled down at her, "That is because Fredrick is not a person," the tiny figure removed his helmet revealing, "He's a monkey."

Ron froze and let out a girly scream. He ran into and around the room. "What's up with Ron?" Bonnie asked.

"He has major monkey issues." Kim answered.

While Ron had a flashback of the camp Wanna-weep's mascot, James explained to the kids he was training for a mission to spend a year at the space station experiments from elementally schools all across the country. Bonnie went over and snapped Ron out of his funk by whispering what plans she had for him.

Ron came out of the room he shut himself in before looking down at the monkey. Said monkey then jumped at Ron and wrapped her into a hug. After a few minutes he got the monkey off of him and onto the ground. Fredrick them type out and his speaker said, "Fredrick friend".

The kids all moved around him as Kim giggled at Ron, "He likes you."

"Well I do not like him."

Bonnie grabbed his hand, "Then lets go somewhere and make you forget about him." And then she dragged Ron out of the room.

Kim sighed and moved to go after them when he dad stopped her, "Isn't this great Kimmie-cub?"

Kim did not have the heart to tell her dad how much she did not want to be here right now so she settled for, "I think I will go and make sure those two aren't doing anything they shouldn't." as she left she muttered to herself, "and knowing Bonnie they are going to be trying to do just that."

She spotted them headed for the front door and raced after them. Kim raced out the door as Bonnie dragged them towards the gate, "It is perfect Ron, I get my reward earlier then expected and you can forget all about that monkey."

"Guys you are leaving right now? What about the rocket shaped cookies Ron?"

"Cookies are not worth any monkeys," Ron cried in the room.

Bonnie pouted, "And I want my full body massage with many long happy endings."

"Ron you can not let one little, friendly monkey wreck it all. You were having a fun time, and Bonnie will get her play time any time."

Bonnie glared at her, "Hey I am here for my Ronnie and to get my fun, you do not want to even to be here."

Kim sighed, "Your right I will go to him and tell him straight out. You two can come with for support."

"Why should we?" Bonnie asked.

"I will try and convince dad to let you two have sex in the rocket or the simulator."

Bonnie grabbed both by the arm and lead the way to the door, "Well then what are we waiting for?" The three then started to make their way back, but the entrance was locked.

"Okay, this is weird, and why is it locked?" Kim was concentrating on the door itself, and it had some pretty high tech security.

"This screams bad road." Ron said, and Bonnie had to agree, something was going on.

(Scene Break)

Montgomery Fiske, he was a well-known archeologist with an extensive knowledge of all things simian, a master of an obscure martial art called Tai-Shing-Pek-Qwar, and above all else, evil villain. He tricked Kim and Ron into stealing something to gain mystical monkey powers, but was defeated by Ron, when he gained the powers as well.

"Now, I will become a true monkey master when the prophecy is fulfilled. Fredrick is the monkey that will lead us to the stars my monkey minions!" He addressed to the minions in question, who were really trained ninja monkeys in monkey sized ninja garb.

(Scene Change)

James was showing the kids the mission control room, "And this is the rocket that will take Fredrick to our space station."

The kids were in awe before a loud screeching was heard and several monkeys dressed as ninja appeared and surrounded them. The door opened and Monkey Fist entered the room, "Now my friends we are here on monkey business." He gazed down at Fredrick while the others were gathered around together. "And our little friend will help me become unstoppable."

(Scene change)

Kim, Ron and Bonnie were on the roof. They found that the side door was also locked and Wade said something was jamming the system inside the space center. Finding that the air vent on the roof was the only way in Kim took her grappling hook and pulled herself up, while Bonnie flew Ron up.

Kim scowled at Bonnie, "Will you cut that out. You can't keep using your wings in broad daylight like that."

"Oh and we were just going to grab you while you grapple up here. No thanks, beside I like carrying Ron."

Kim sighed as Ron tried to get the vent open. "Okay can't get it open like this. Got anything to open this?"

"Yeah," Bonnie answered before jerking her thumb at Kim, "her."

Kim rolled her eyes. She use gadgets before as to keep her true abilities hidden but now they were pretty much in the open she did not have to as much. She reached over and ripped the grate off. Ron looked at the now open vent, "You know I think Rufus could have opened that up." Rufus blew a raspberry at Kim for showing him up.

Kim rubbed the little guy's head, "Sorry Rufus, next time you can open it."

Rufus grinned at that before the group jumped into the vent.

(Scene change)

One kid was looking at one ninja monkey before staring at the scowling Monkey Fist. "Take a picture, it will last longer," he snarled at him.

"You got hairy hands," the boy said.

"And feet to match," Monkey fist stated standing on his hands and showing his monkey feet and scaring the kid.

He turned to Fredrick, "Now my intelligent friend you will be taking me to the stars and make me the ultimate monkey master."

James then said aloud, "He can't go, he has an important mission."

Monkey Fist smiled, "Oh he will go, I will be coming along for the ride."

Fredrick typed something, "Fredrick won't"

Monkey grinned, "Well then I won't force you but who knows what will happen to your friends. There might be an accident."

Fredrick typed a new responds, "Fredrick goes, friends safe"

Monkey Fist laughed before he turned to the group, "Anyone that follows us will not like the concrescences." Monkey Fist and his monkey minions forced Frederick to the ship.

"Once I'm in space I will be the true monkey master!" He said, but then he stopped. He saw three individuals, and they saw him.

"MONKEYS!" Ron said panicking. He could've probably have handled one monkey, but a bunch of monkey ninjas was something he didn't want to think about.

"Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible! You won't interfere, monkey ninjas attack!" The monkey ninjas all jumped at the group. Ron started running and several monkeys started after him. Two monkeys jumped at Bonnie and grabbed at her. Bonnie growled knowing she could not transform and use her powers but enlarged her nails enough to do what she wants but not enough to be noticed. She slashed her claws at one monkey. The ninja looked confused before his gi was ripped and left him in only a diaper. The monkey looked embarrassed as he covered himself up and snuck away. Bonnie glared at the other monkey who ran not wanting the same if not worst fate.

Monkey Fist was fighting Kim, Kim was dodging his strikes before she manage to knock him back. Monkey Fist growled before Fredrick decided to help and jump on Monkey Fist's back. Kim jumped at the pair with Bonnie on her heels while Monkey Fist managed to grab Fredrick and threw him at Kim.

Fredrick knocked Kim back down into Bonnie and the three of them were knocked into the closet. As they tried to untangle themselves Monkey Fist grabbed Fredrick and pulled him from the pile. "Sorry Possible but you see we have a rocket to catch." He said before he slammed the door.

Ron was running screaming all the way as the monkey ninjas were on his tail. He found a door with a button next to it. "C'mon, c'mon," he mumbled as he keep pressing the button. He ran inside and the door close behind him. The monkeys ran pass the door none the wiser. Ron looked around the room he entered, "Must be some kind of science lab." He said to Rufus. The little mole rat peered around and agreed with him.

The room then started to shake, "Whoa what's happening?" he asked aloud.

What he did not know was the room was the project the schools sent to the space center for Fredrick. The whole room was being boarded onto the rocket.

Monkey Fist took Fredrick into the rocket. "Man the controls Fredrick," Monkey Fist ordered.

In mission control the scientist were trying and failing to stop the lunch, "We are locked out," one said.

Kim and Bonnie entered the room, having broken down the door locking them, "Where's Monkey Fist?" Kim asked, "Oh and dad, I might owe you guys a new door."

James nodded before pointing to the rocket, "They are in there. But we can not stop the lunch."

Inside the rocket the final count down was finishing up, "Yes soon the prophecy will be fulfilled." He then heard the door being open and Fredrick was no longer in his seat. "Fredrick? Nooo!" he tried to unbuckle himself to stop Fredrick but he could not get the straps undone.

Fredrick race out of the rocket and jump to the loading platform as the rocket took off. Inside Ron felt the room shaking, "Man, We must be close to the rocket." He said to Rufus before bumping into a tank of spiders.

Fredrick made his way back to mission control to the kids cheering.

"What a second? Where's Ron?" Kim asked after they started a head count. That got Bonnie worried as well, and then looked at the rocket.

"You don't think he's in the rocket with Monkey Fist, is he?" Bonnie asked and they then looked towards the rocket.

"Fredrick help," came the reply from the monkey as they figured that that me might've been in the rocket.

(In the Rocket)

Ron slowly came out of the storage closet and saw Monkey Fist. Rufus didn't squeak, but he saw the Man-Monkey in the driver seat.

"Rrrgh, the prophecy isn't going as predicted. I'm supposed to be the ultimate monkey master." Monkey fist said to himself, as Fredrick was not in the space ship with him.

(Mission Control)

Bonnie turned to the scientist "Turn that rocket around."

He shook his head, "I can't we are locked out of the system."

Kim got a serious look on her face, "We need to get up there."

"You can't," one scientist said, "We don't have a crew ready nor another rocket."

James the said, "Well that not completely true."

He took the outback to see a shiny shuttle like rocket that was able to take off and land like a plane would. "Dad, did you make this?"

James looked proud; "I had a lot of spare time on my hands."

"But we don't have anyone to polite it." A scientist said.

"He can," Kim said pointing to Fredrick. Said monkey typed something, "Fredrick, ready"

"But we still have to calculate the valuables for launch. There are many factors to calculate and verify."

"Got all that Wade?" Kim asked Wade.

"By the time you are all suited up and ready I will be finished." Wade said already typing away.

"Good enough for me," Kim said to which Bonnie and James nodded. James then figured out what she meant, "What do you mean by that?"

Kim sighed and said to her dad, "Dad I'm going."

James stared before he stated, "No way young lady. A prototype rocket is no place for my Kimmie-club."

Kim sighed again, "Dad new flash! I'm a big girl now. Just because I am growing up does not mean you won't stop being me dad."

James knew she was right, even if it was hard for him, "Alright prepared for launch."

"I'm coming with you, since Ron is my boyfriend slash future husband slash future father of my sexy children." Bonnie said getting some stares from everyone else. Kim had to let her go, even if she was tweaked at the expressions used.

(Scene Break)

The rocket ride was a little rocky as they left earth, and Bonnie felt the force was intense. She was able to relax, but she couldn't help but smirk as she realized something. Kim noticed her look, "Alright what is it?"

Bonnie smirked at her, "Well remember what I said earlier? Looks like Ron and I will be the first couple to screw in space."

Kim rolled her eyes, "So you also going to try and fit in the massage as well."

Bonnie shook her head, "No, it'll take too long between trips, so I will skip the foreplay this time. I will get my massage after we get home."

Kim sighed as they neared the space station. They slid to a stop and docked.

"Docking complete," Kim told her father as they headed out.

Ron was still in lab wondering what to do. "Is this it buddy?" he asked Rufus. "No more Beuno Nacho, no more naco, no more mom and dad." As he went on Rufus started to tear up. "No more KP, no more mission, no more hanging with Bonnie. Is it wrong that I will also miss the times we had sex together?"

"I hope you would," Bonnie said from behind him. "I would be offended if you did not miss that." Ron turned to see Bonnie and Kim, "Bon-bon! KP!" he frown when he saw Fredrick. "Why did you bring him? He is working for Monkey Fist."

Kim rolled her eyes, "Ron Fredrick is not working for Monkey Fist. In fact he was the one that brought us here."

"Really."

Fredrick then typed, "Help, friend"

Ron was teary eyes, "Oh thanks little guy."

The door on the opposite end of the room slid open and Monkey Fist entered with his monkeys. "Ahh it seems that we have guess." He smiled as he saw Fredrick. "And you brought Fredrick. Good, the prophecy is right on track then."

Kim got into her stance, as did Bonnie and Fredrick. Ron had his arms out swaying looking like a buffoon but ready to fight.

Monkey Fist growled, "Monkey Ninjas attack!" It was a lot easier this time around, and more difficult as well. This was because of the lack of gravity, and without much gravity the monkey's speed advantage was taken out of the equation, but so was Kim's martial arts. Ron was just flailing around, but wound up in a fight with Monkey Fist.

"You will not usurp my destiny!" He said as he used the ship to give himself a trajectory. Bonnie was used to this to a degree and started doing the same to deal with the monkey ninjas.

"Dude, I don't care about whatever monkey prophecy you think is going to help you!" Ron was also using the ship and ricocheting, even beating Monkey Fist. Fredrick pushed another monkey away from him and reached for a button on the wall. He pressed it and what little gravity there was seemed to lessen. Monkey Fist over shot his target and hit the wall. Kim saw the chance to strike and pushed off against him, sending him higher near the roof as she was pushed towards the floor, "Fredrick, get ready to turn it up. Bonnie, get Ron to the ground."

Bonnie could not reach him but was able to spring her tail out and wrapped around his ankle. She pushed off the wall and floated down near Kim with Ron behind her. "Fredrick now!" Kim shouted.

Fredrick pressed the button and turned the gravity one fully. Monkey Fist was still dazed when he realizes he was falling and hit the floor hard. The monkeys followed after wards. Kim was able to quickly tie the group up. "Alright now we can get out of here."

"Great work Fredrick, lets go!" Ron said to the monkey.

Fredrick typed out, "Friends go, Fredrick stay"

This shocked Ron, "But why?"

"Ron," Kim said softly breaking the news. "Fredrick has been training for this mission a long time. It is only fair that he sees it through."

Ron glazed at the monkey, already going to miss him. "I'll miss you little guy."

"Awwww," Rufus said seeing the sad scene.

Then Fredrick jumped at Ron and gave him a hug. They said their goodbyes and the teens dragged Monkey Fist and his monkeys back to the shuttle. As they got in Bonnie asked, "Wait if Fredrick is staying then who is flying us back home?"

Kim smirked, "I say Fredrick do it on the way, I can handle it."

Bonnie smirked; "In that case," she grabbed Ron and dragged him off somewhere making good on her promise and record. Kim sighed as she flew off towards home.

(Scene Break)

Bonnie and Ron were walking back to her place, and she had the pleasure of one sex story that her sisters would be unlikely to have.

"And to think, we're the first couple to do it in space. Next the moon, or maybe Mars." Bonnie said, but Ron was just blushing at the thought that he did it in near zero-g.

"Uh, yeah. That was different, good but different." Bonnie got a sly look on her face, and kissed him again.

"You still owe me a massage or two with a few more happy endings. You wouldn't leave me hanging after you promised now would you?" Ron couldn't refuse her, and he did promise that he'd make it up to her with the massage, and sex. It wasn't that he didn't enjoy it either. As soon as they entered Bonnie's house, they saw the entire monkey ninja group training and messing around.

"Uh, did I miss something, or are Monkey Fist's ninja monkey's following me?" Ron asked, almost sure that they did follow him.

Where some of you surprised that the Rosario didn't come off this time? This is just one of the few chapters where Ron has to shine as the man. I hope you've all enjoyed it. ~Author respectfully bows head~