Author's Note: Okay, so I lied...here's another chapter for Instant Messages. There's a bit of a plot, but it's more just for the fun of writing in IM form. Sorry, but it's become a bit Cameron/Chase shipper-ish...I can't help it; I love them together! But please, enjoy and review!

Disclaimer: More screen names added in this chapter, which also belong to me. The characters, however, do not.

WombatMD signed on at 1:17 PM

WombatMD: So bored...

UKnowULoveMe: Same here.

WombatMD: Why does House feel the need to go on these insane rants?

UKnowULoveMe: They make him feel special...uh oh

WombatMD: What-oh?

UKnowULoveMe: Foreman's in 4 it

WombatMD: He shouldn't have said that.

UKnowULoveMe: no duh, Einstein

UKnowULoveMe: lol...Foreman's eyes are bulging out of his head

WombatMD: House is turning a nice shade of magenta...

UKnowULoveMe: That he is.

UKnowULoveMe: brb. Someone just IMed me.

WombatMD: "brb"?

WombatMD: ?????

Fool4Love signed on at 1:21 PM

Fool4Love: Sounds like WW III over there...

UKnowULoveMe: Who is this? You had better not be an internet predator. I'm not an incorrigible 14-year-old, so go solicit someone else!!

Fool4Love: Cameron, it's Wilson.

UKnowULoveMe: Oh. lol srry.

Fool4Love: No problem.

Fool4Love: You did say you were sorry, right?

UKnowULoveMe: Yeah, sorry about that, too. I have a tendency to lapse into chat speak.

UKnowULoveMe: So, what's with the screen name?

Fool4Love: What do you mean?

Fool4Love: Oh, damn! House changed it again...

UKnowULoveMe: lolololol

Fool4Love: Well, this isn't too bad. He's done worse.

UKnowULoveMe: He's done this to you before? lol

Fool4Love: It's not funny! And yes...last time it was "pktprotectorzrluv"

UKnowULoveMe: lol...sorry. I'll stop now.

Fool4Love: So, what's going on over there?

UKnowULoveMe: House and Foreman are arguing over what's wrong with the patient, and completely ignoring Chase and I.

Fool4Love: That's...a good thing. Isn't it?

UKnowULoveMe: I guess.

UKnowULoveMe: Chase looks like he's about to explode b/c I'm ignoring him...mind if I start a chat room?

Fool4Love: I'll be there in a minute. I need to figure out how to change this damn screen name!

UKnowULoveMe: ok. ttyl.

Fool4Love signed off at 1:26 PM

UKnowULoveMe created a chat room at 1:27 PM

UKnowULoveMe: Chase, get your ass into my chat room now.

WombatMD: Um...ok.

WombatMD has entered the chat room.

DrWilson signed on at 1:27 PM

DrWilson has entered the chat room.

WombatMD: Um...hi?

UKnowULoveMe: Nice conversation starter. ; )

WombatMD: What the hell else am I supposed to write???

UKnowULoveMe: All right, all right, don't get your panties in a bunch, Vegamite lover

DrWilson: I'm back.

UKnowULoveMe: How much more boring can you get : P

DrWilson: It's the best I could come up with on short notice.

DrWilson: You still there?

DrWilson: Cameron? Chase? Anyone?

WombatMD: Sorry, House is on a war path. He just stormed out with Foreman.

UKnowULoveMe: At least Chase and I are safe...for the moment.

CuddleBuddie signed on at 1:29 PM

CuddleBuddie: Don't you have work to do?

UKnowULoveMe: Who is this?

CuddleBuddie: Cuddy.

WombatMD: uh oh

UKnowULoveMe: busted

DrWilson: "CuddleBuddie"?

CuddleBuddie: Don't ask, long story. So...is this what you do all day?

UKnowULoveMe: Yeah, sometimes...

WombatMD: Pretty much.

DrWilson: I'm new to this...don't fire me, please!

CuddleBuddie: Cute.

DrWilson: Woops, I'm being paged...talk to you all later.

UKnowULoveMe: Bye, Wilson

DrWilson signed off at 1:32 PM

CuddleBuddie: GET TO WORK!

UKnowULoveMe: The Almighty Cuddy has spoken...

CuddleBuddie signed off at 1:32 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon signed on at 1:33 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon: Hey guys.

UKnowULoveMe: Foreman! You're alive!

iAMabrainsurgeon: Somehow...

WombatMD: Good to hear from you, buddy.

iAMabrainsurgeon: I love IM; it's the only way I can communicate right now.

iAMabrainsurgeon: I'm all horse from screaming at House.

EvryBdyLiez signed on at 1:34 PM

EvrybdyLiez: Sorry to hear that.

UKnowULoveMe: Who is that?

EvrybdyLiez: 3 guesses

EvrybdyLiez: you ass

WombatMD: Where are you?

EvrybdyLiez: In your dreams...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

UKnowULoveMe: I'm calling Cuddy

EvrybdyLiez: tattle tale

iAMabrainsurgeon: House, what the hell are you doing IMing us?

EvrybdyLiez: Just another way to torment you all at the same time. : )

EvrybdyLiez: Is Wilson ever on here? I can kill 4 birds w/ one stone!

UKnowULoveMe: damn

WombatMD: What?

UKnowULoveMe: Cuddy's phone is busy.

UKnowULoveMe: I'll message her...hold on.

EvrybdyLiez: u do realize that I know what you're up to, don't you?

iAMabrainsurgeon: What, you prank call Cuddy?

EvrybdyLiez: "Hello, is this Pizza Palace? I'd like a large pie with extra cheese, and a WHOLE LOTTA TOPPINGS!"

UKnowULoveMe: immature

WombatMD: Typical House.

UKnowULoveMe has left the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe: Cuddy? WE REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!

Away Message: Dr. Cuddy is out of the office. Please try again later.

UKnowULoveMe: Cuddy...please? Where are you???

Away Message: Dr. Cuddy is out of the office. Please try again later.

UKnowULoveMe: Chase?

WombatMD: Oh, hi. Did you get her?

UKnowULoveMe: "Dr. Cuddy is out of the office. Please try again later."

WombatMD: Damn.

UKnowULoveMe: I know.

EvryBdyLiez signed off at 1:37 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon: Coast is clear guys.

UKnowULoveMe has entered the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe: Thank God that's over.

iAMabrainsurgeon: Yeah.

iAMabrainsurgeon: I need lunch...care to join me?

WombatMD: Sure.

UKnowULoveMe: be down in a minute

iAMabrainsurgeon: Okay. Talk to you soon.

WombatMD: bye

UKnowULoveMe: see you

iAMabrainsurgeon signed off at 1:38 PM

UKnowULoveMe has left the chat room.

WombatMD has left the chat room.

WombatMD: Alone again.

UKnowULoveMe: Guess so.

WombatMD: Dinner was fun last night.

UKnowULoveMe: It was.

UKnowULoveMe: Okay, that was lame...but really, thank you, Chase. I enjoyed myself immensely.

WombatMD: I'm glad.

WombatMD: We should do it again sometime.

UKnowULoveMe: A new place just opened up a few blocks from the hospital. Maybe we could get drinks with Foreman first, right after work, then head over there.

WombatMD: Sounds great : )

iAMabrainsurgeon signed on at 1:40 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon: What are you two doing up there? Cybering?

WombatMD: not amusing.

WombatMD: We'll be down in a minute.

iAMabrainsurgeon signed off at 1:40 PM

WombatMD: Foreman thinks we're having cyber sex...we should get down to the cafeteria.

UKnowULoveMe: lol, okay.

UKnowULoveMe: I can't wait for dinner tonite. ; )

WombatMD: Nor can I, m'lady.

UKnowULoveMe signed off at 1:41 PM

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