Author's Note: Gasp! It 'tis I, OuEstLaCraie, and I come bearing gifts! These gifts are, of course, a new chapter for the duckling IM extravaganza!! I was just in the mood to write this, so here's an update for all you who begged for one, and there might even be another one along soon. : ) Guess you'll just have to wait and see.

Disclaimer: I do not own House, MD, or any of the characters therein. But, if you use their fictional screen names without permission, I'll break yo' face. Seriously.

WombatMD signed on at 10:39 PM

WombatMD: Hey.

UKnowULoveMe: hey...what's up?

WombatMD: nm

UKnowULoveMe: omg, you used chat speak. I'm so proud!

WombatMD: Yeah, well, save this conversation...it's never gonna happen again.

UKnowULoveMe: I bet it won't

WombatMD: So.

UKnowULoveMe: so

WombatMD: Tonight was fun.

UKnowULoveMe: : D

WombatMD: What was that for?

UKnowULoveMe: I was agreeing, dummy

WombatMD: oh

UKnowULoveMe: yeah...

WombatMD: Foreman got SO wasted.

UKnowULoveMe: lol, I know. I was glad when we finally got him home and got to dinner.

WombatMD: The restaurant was nice.

UKnowULoveMe: Glad I suggested it?

WombatMD: Definitely.

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: I'm bored.

WombatMD: Me, too.

WombatMD: And slightly hungover.

UKnowULoveMe: lol, only slightly?

WombatMD: : (

WombatMD: Oh, speak of the devil...

iAMabrainsurgeon signed on at 10:42 PM

WombatMD created a chat room at 10:43 PM.

UKnowULoveMe has entered the chat room.

iAMabrainsurgeon has entered the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe: What r u doing up Foreman? You should get some sleep.

WombatMD: Considering you drank enough to make an elephant pass out...

iAMabrainsurgeon: So now you finish each others sentences...cute.

UKnowULoveMe: Go to bed!

iAMabrainsurgeon: yes, Mom

UKnowULoveMe: Don't patronize me.

WombatMD: Come on, guys...can't we all just get along?

UKnowULoveMe: Not when he's drunk.

iAMabrainsurgeon: I'm fine.

iAMabrainsurgeon: really

UKnowULoveMe: So that's why you almost fell on your face climbing the steps to your apartment... : P

iAMabrainsurgeon: Ugh, I'm leaving...good night.

WombatMD: Night Foreman.

UKnowULoveMe: Sweet dreams.

iAMabrainsurgeon signed off at 10:49 PM

WombatMD has left the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe has left the chat room.

WombatMD: So...what were we talking about?

UKnowULoveMe: How much fun we had tonight. : D

WombatMD: Oh, of course.

UKnowULoveMe: I'm still bored.

WombatMD: Hark, m'lady! She is bored! Whatever shall we do?

UKnowULoveMe: If I could see you right now, I'd so give you the finger.

WombatMD: Right back atcha, sweetie. : )

UKnowULoveMe: Anyone ever tell you you're annoying as hell when you're tipsy?

WombatMD: Thanks for noticing. I was wondering when someone would.

UKnowULoveMe: Ur welcome.

WombatMD: So...still bored?

UKnowULoveMe: Terribly.

UKnowULoveMe: But what to do?

WombatMD: I have some ideas...

UKnowULoveMe: do I want to know?

WombatMD: Probably XP

UKnowULoveMe: lay it on me

WombatMD: come over

UKnowULoveMe: That's it? Your grand-master, boredom-busting plan? Disgraceful, Chase, really.

WombatMD: We can find something to do together.

UKnowULoveMe: Yeah?

UKnowULoveMe: Like what? ; )

WombatMD: Um...I think you're thinking what I'm thinking.

UKnowULoveMe: What?

WombatMD: Wow, I must be drunk...that made complete sense when I typed it.

UKnowULoveMe: and, moving on...what are you thinking we do?

WombatMD: Have some fun.

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

WombatMD: Well...?

UKnowULoveMe: gimme ten minutes?

WombatMD: I'd give you an eternity if you'd agree to come.

UKnowULoveMe: ok.

WombatMD: Success!

WombatMD: Neither of us shoulder be driving in this condition, though. Start walking, and I'll meet you halfway.

UKnowULoveMe: can't wait. :D

WombatMD: Nor can I.

UKnowULoveMe signed off at 11:02 PM

WombatMD signed off at 11: 02 PM