Author's Note: I just couldn't stop myself...here's another chapter of IMs for you to read and enjoy. I may not update this story for awhile after this little writing spree, but now that I know I can write this much this quickly, and actually enjoy doing so, I may be able to update more regularly. Oh, and this chapter is much longer than the others...I had to fit in a lot of information.
Disclaimer: I do not own House, MD, but I should own some kind of award for updating so quickly...right?
EvrybdyLiez signed on at 10:37 AM
EvrybdyLiez: You're having sex, aren't you?
UKnowULoveMe: No, not at the moment.
EvrybdyLiez: Then you don't deny it.
UKnowULoveMe: wat's the point? you'd say i was lying, anyway.
EvrybdyLiez: still haven't responded
UKnowULoveMe: why do u care, anyway?
EvrybdyLiez: I don't need you getting distracted.
WombatMD signed on at 10:39 AM
WombatMD: hey : )
UKnowULoveMe: Hi. Hold on a sec...
UKnowULoveMe: this is pointless
EvrybdyLiez: u just want the conversation to end.
UKnowULoveMe: actually, i'd rather have a conversation with someone i actually like
EvrybdyLiez: Ah, so lover boy's signed on, has he?
UKnowULoveMe: House, grow up
EvrybdyLiez: Sorry, I'm like Peter Pan...I'll be a kid forever.
UKnowULoveMe: orly? wat kid has a medical degree?
EvrybdyLiez: Doogie Howser, MD
UKnowULoveMe: good point...but wat kid hires prostitutes?
EvrybdyLiez: a smart one
UKnowULoveMe: good bye, House
EvrybdyLiez: This isn't over!
EvrybdyLiez signed off at 10: 44 AM
UKnowULoveMe: Hey, Chase. : ) Sorry about that.
WombatMD: No problem. So...what's up?
UKnowULoveMe: House is on2 us
WombatMD: fantastic
UKnowULoveMe: I know.
UKnowULoveMe: Hey, where r u, anyway?
WombatMD: The lab, under the pretense of running some tests...but the computer called to me. What can I say? I couldn't wait to talk to you again.
WombatMD: even if it is just virtually
UKnowULoveMe: lol, thanx...that makes me feel special.
WombatMD: You should...seeing as you are.
UKnowULoveMe: Stop it! I'm turning red...and House is sitting a few feet away! He'll know something's up.
WombatMD: Let him know.
UKnowULoveMe: Wasn't this supposed to b kept b/t u and me?
WombatMD: If we're happy...why not let people know?
WombatMD: Cameron?
WombatMD: u still there?
WombatMD: CAMERON!!!!!!!
WombatMD: I'm lonely. Where'd you go?
EvrybdyLiez signed on at 10:50 AM
EvrybdyLiez: I like the color in your cheeks...go a little heavy on the blush this morning?
EvrybdyLiez: or did Chase just say something uber-cute?
UKnowULoveMe: none of your business
EvrybdyLiez: Why don't u just admit you're sleeping with him, and end it all now?
EvrybdyLiez: What? Chase got your tongue?
UKnowULoveMe: I'm sitting, what, 10 feet away...? He's not anywhere near here. How the hell could he, as u so eloquently put it, "have my tongue"?
EvrybdyLiez: figure of speech...wow, Chase's stupid is rubbing off on you
UKnowULoveMe: He's not stupid!
EvrybdyLiez: not bad in bed either, huh?
EvrybdyLiez: well, if u won't talk to me...let's start a chat room and invite everyone, shall we?
UKnowULoveMe: let's not and say we did
EvrybdyLiez: Or, let's do it and then deny any involvement!!! Huzzah!
EvrybdyLiez has created a chat room at 10:53 AM
EvrybdyLiez: Wilson!
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: What?
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Damn it, House! What did you do?
EvrybdyLiez: nothing new...come on, enter my chat room
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Why should I?
EvrybdyLiez: Mindless entertainment...now come on.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Fine.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv has entered the chat room.
UKnowULoveMe has entered the chat room.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Hey Cameron.
UKnowULoveMe: Wilson?
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Unfortunately. House hacked my computer again.
UKnowULoveMe: lol, sorry 2 hear that.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Hey, where'd he go?
UKnowULoveMe: inviting more ppl here
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: For what?
UKnowULoveMe: mine and Chase's virtual humiliation
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: ????
UKnowULoveMe: Don't worry, you'll know soon enough
EvrybdyLiez: Cuddy, I know you're there.
CuddleBuddie: What, House? I'm busy.
EvrybdyLiez: I bet u r ; )
CuddleBuddie: Do you want to get fired?
EvrybdyLiez: Not right now, no. I have some things to take care of first.
CuddleBuddie: Such as...?
EvrybdyLiez: Join my chat room and you'll find out.
CuddleBuddie: I don't have time for this!
EvrybdyLiez: Believe me, you don't want to miss this.
CuddleBuddie: Don't you have a patient to check on?
EvrybdyLiez: I hate patients
CuddleBuddie: I know...but do something better with your time, all right? I'm signing off now...
EvrybdyLiez: No! You can't miss this!
CuddleBuddie is typing...
CuddleBuddie: You have ten minutes.
CuddleBuddie has entered the chat room.
EvrybdyLiez: Foreman, get your ass on the computer.
Away Message: Play hard, live harder. After all, you can play lot of games, but you only get one life; might as well live it to the fullest...just a bit of friendly advice. I'm not on right now, but try back later.
EvrybdyLiez: cute. no, really...I mean that.
Away Message: Play hard, live harder. After all, you can play lots of games, but you only get one life; might as well live it to the fullest...just a bit of friendly advice. I'm not on right now, but try back later.
EvrybdyLiez: I'm not going away...
Away Message: Play hard, live harder. After all, you can play lots of games, but you only get one life; might as well live it to the fullest...just a bit of friendly advice. I'm not on right now, but try back later.
EvrybdyLiez: aren't the little dings getting annoying?
iAMabrainsurgeon signed on at 11:07 AM
iAMabrainsurgeon: This had better be good.
EvrybdyLiez: Oh, it will be...join the fun! Enter my chat room!
iAMabrainsurgeon: Whatever.
iAMabrainsurgeon has entered the chat room.
EvrybdyLiez: Good morrow, Romeo.
WombatMD: What have you done to Cameron, House?
EvrybdyLiez: I should be asking u the same thing, if you catch my drift.
WombatMD: What are you talking about?
EvrybdyLiez: Why can't I get the truth out of you ppl?! Oh, right...read the sn.
WombatMD: Is there a point to this?
EvrybdyLiez: There's always a method to my madness.
WombatMD: And today, that would be...?
EvrybdyLiez: chat room. Now.
WombatMD: Why?
EvrybdyLiez: Fair Juliet awaits you.
EvrybdyLiez: (note the sarcasm)
WombatMD: You really know how to get what you want, don't you?
EvrybdyLiez: u have no idea : )
WombatMD has entered the chat room.
EvrybdyLiez: So...everyone here?
CuddleBuddie: Would you just get on with this?!
EvrybdyLiez: Sheesh, mood swings don't suit you at all.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: House, just explain why we're here.
EvrybdyLiez: Fine, be that way...I have gathered you all to launch a formal investigation.
iAMabrainsurgeon: Into what?
EvrybdyLiez: Two people in this very chat room are...dum, dum, DUM!!
EvrybdyLiez is typing...
EvrybdyLiez: Sleeping together!
CuddleBuddie: Damn it, House, this is the stupidest stunt you've ever pulled! Good bye, everyone.
EvrybdyLiez: Aw, but it's just starting to get good!
WombatMD: Nothing's happened yet.
EvrybdyLiez: But things will. Show of hands, who thinks Chase is involved?
UKnowULoveMe: How are we supposed to vote? We're on the computer...you can't see us!!!
EvrybdyLiez: Oh, Chase...! Your lady doth speak! For your dear Romeo's sake, speaketh again, fair Cameron!
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Let me guess...you think it's Chase & Cameron.
iAMabrainsurgeon: You 2 were getting pretty close the other night...
WombatMD: Foreman, I thought you were on our side!
EvrybdyLiez: that's 2 votes for Chameron
CuddleBuddie: Foreman may have just said that to throw suspicion off himself.
CuddleBuddie: Oh, God, I can't believe I'm getting involved in this...
iAMabrainsurgeon: What?! That would mean I'm either sleeping with Cameron or you, Cuddy.
EvrybdyLiez: Foreman, I'm hurt...you left Wilson out. : P
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: It's not me! With anyone!
UKnowULoveMe: admit it, Wilson...you want Cuddy all 2 yourself
CuddleBuddie: I'm not sleeping with Wilson! And what the hell is with your screen name, anyway?
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: I'll explain later...
UKnowULoveMe: lol, House did it
EvrybdyLiez: like my handiwork?
iAMabrainsurgeon: Come on, get back on track...now I'm actually interested.
EvrybdyLiez: OK, who votes what?
CuddleBuddie: I think it's House and Wilson.
UKnowULoveMe: I second that
iAMabrainsurgeon: I'm liking the odds for them.
WombatMD: They do have killer chemistry : P
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYONE!!!
EvrybdyLiez: I can believe that...but you do need to get some, and soon.
CuddleBuddie: And wait...why would House bring us all together to humiliate himself?
EvrybdyLiez: Finally! Someone as intelligent as me!
iAMabrainsurgeon: So we can rule out House and Wilson.
EvrybdyLiez: That only leaves you, Cuddy, Cameron, and Chase.
EvrybdyLiez: Honestly, I'm thinking Cuddy/Cam.
UKnowULoveMe: I am NOT a lesbian!
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: House, she slept with Chase...duh.
EvrybdyLiez: She could have been experimenting.
EvrybdyLiez: plus, she denied being a lesbian...not being bi.
UKnowULoveMe: Nor am I bi!
EvrybdyLiez: You're just saying that because I reminded you.
CuddleBuddie: Can we just lay this pairing to rest?
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: All right, Cuddy & Cameron is out...Cameron & Foreman?
iAMabrainsurgeon: Hell no!
UKnowULoveMe: no way!
EvrybdyLiez: Ooo, somebody's racist...
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Everyone's a little bit racist.
EvrybdyLiez: Amen!
UKnowULoveMe: I am not racist, nor am I a lesbian, nor am I bisexual!
EvrybdyLiez: Ah ha! You didn't deny, say, nibbling on some chocolate?
UKnowULoveMe: oh, House, come on!
iAMabrainsurgeon: I'm not sleeping with Cameron.
EvrybdyLiez: Swear it on the Bible?
iAMabrainsurgeon: Yes.
EvrybdyLiez: You lie!
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: House...give it a rest.
CuddleBuddie: That leads us back to Cameron and Chase.
EvrybdyLiez: what about Chase/Foreman?
WombatMD: Why would I sleep with Foreman?
EvrybdyLiez: u couldn't bear another lonely night
iAMabrainsurgeon: You honestly think I'd rather sleep with Chase than Cameron or Cuddy?
UKnowULoveMe: he is sexy, Foreman ; )
iAMabrainsurgeon: See! She thinks he's hot! I'm not sleeping with him, she probably is.
EvrybdyLiez: It's all right, Foreman...we kno it's hard for guys on the down-low to admit it.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: I think Chase & Cameron is more plausible than Chase & Foreman.
UKnowULoveMe: I'm not sleeping with Chase!
iAMabrainsurgeon: anymore
EvrybdyLiez: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. : )
WombatMD: There's nothing going on.
EvrybdyLiez: u people are beginning to bore me...all righty, one IM, one vote
CuddleBuddie: No arguing!
EvrybdyLiez: I'll go first: Chase and Cameron. Cuddy, care to vote?
CuddleBuddie: Chase and Cameron.
iAMabrainsurgeon: something's telling me to vote with you guys, but...Cuddy and Wilson.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Chase & Cameron.
WombatMD: House/Wilson : D
UKnowULoveMe: Cuddy and Wilson.
EvrybdyLiez: OK, so 3 votes for Chase and Cameron, 2 for Cuddy and Wilson, and 1 for Wilson and me.
EvrybdyLiez: looks like you won guys...congratz!
WombatMD: Oh, goody...what do we get?
EvrybdyLiez: a chance to come clean
UKnowULoveMe: About wat?
EvrybdyLiez: your undying love and devotion...or just that you're sleeping together.
WombatMD: Fine, we are. Satisfied?
UKnowULoveMe: Chase!
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Good call, House.
EvrybdyLiez: but i want you to say it like u rlly mean it
WombatMD: I'm sleeping with Cameron.
WombatMD: and she is goooood!
UKnowULoveMe: Damn it, Chase, what r u doing?!
EvrybdyLiez: I think Cameron and Chase need some alone time, if u know what I mean...
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: I think they've suffered enough.
CuddleBuddie: I'm getting out of here before anything goes too far...
EvrybdyLiez: wise choice
CuddleBuddie had left the chat room.
CuddleBuddie signed off at 11:34 AM
EvrybdyLiez: anything to add, Cameron?
UKnowULoveMe is typing...
UKnowULoveMe: Fine. We slept together recently. Once.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Plus that other time last year...
EvrybdyLiez: ancient history, Wilson
iAMabrainsurgeon: Ha ha ha! I knew it!
EvrybdyLiez: Whaddya mean, you "knew it"? u didn't even vote for them!
iAMabrainsurgeon: They were my second choice, all right?
iAMabrainsurgeon: As much as I'd love to see how this plays out, I've got to go...later, everyone
iAMabrainsurgeon has left the chat room.
iAMabrainsurgeon signed off at 11:35 AM
EvrybdyLiez: I think we should go, and leave the two lovebirds alone.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: I agree.
EvrybdyLiez: don't get into too much trouble, you wild cougars. ; )
EvrybdyLiez has left the chat room.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv: Wha...? "Wild cougars"? No. Wait...I don't want to know.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv has left the chat room.
FindMehSmbdy2Luv signed off at 11:36 AM
EvrybdyLiez signed off at 11:36 AM
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UKnowULoveMe has left the chat room.
WombatMD is typing...
WombatMD: Hate me?
UKnowULoveMe: not especially
WombatMD: I'm really sorry, Cameron...I just wanted to get them off our backs.
UKnowULoveMe: I know.
WombatMD: I'm sowwy...
UKnowULoveMe: lol, I know
WombatMD: Forgive me?
UKnowULoveMe: Can I ask u a question first?
WombatMD: Anything.
UKnowULoveMe: did u mean it?
WombatMD: Mean what?
UKnowULoveMe: Before, when you said...you know.
WombatMD: You've lost me.
UKnowULoveMe: When you said I was (and I'm paraphrasing here) "good"?
WombatMD: lol
UKnowULoveMe: well...did you?
WombatMD: I never say anything I don't mean. : D
UKnowULoveMe: Then I forgive you.
WombatMD: I am truly sorry for acting like that.
UKnowULoveMe: I know u r.
WombatMD: Can I make it up to you?
UKnowULoveMe is typing...
UKnowULoveMe: I have my ideas ; )
WombatMD: Care to put them into action tonight?
UKnowULoveMe: Meet me out front after work. We'll go from there.
WombatMD: I love your ideas.
UKnowULoveMe: I know. : )
WombatMD: I'll see you later, then.
UKnowULoveMe: okay...it's a date.
WombatMD: You don't know how glad I am to have you say that.
WombatMD: type that
WombatMD: whatever
UKnowULoveMe: And you don't know how happy I am you finally asked.
WombatMD: Is the day over yet?
UKnowULoveMe: hee hee, not quite
WombatMD: I don't know if I can hold out all day.
UKnowULoveMe: I have faith in you, Chase.
WombatMD: You know, I've never noticed, but...it's really nice to have someone say that to you.
UKnowULoveMe: Well, it's nice having someone to say it to...especially someone you really mean it about.
WombatMD is typing...
WombatMD: I'm still sorry.
UKnowULoveMe: Would you stop it already?! I know, I know...
WombatMD is typing...
WombatMD: I think I'm falling in love with you.
UKnowULoveMe: I know that, too : )
UKnowULoveMe signed off at 11:48 AM
WombatMD signed off at 11:49 AM