Author's Note: So, the site has been refusing to cooperate the last few days, and all my attempts to update have failed. But here it is, Chapter 5 to the great IMing story. Hope you enjoy, and don't forget to leave a review!!

Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, but their screen names are...so you no touchie!

iAMabrainsurgeon signed on at 5:29 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon: Hey Cameron.

UKnowULoveMe: hey Foreman...what's up?

iAMabrainsurgeon: The tests are negative.

UKnowULoveMe: Guess that rules out lupus

iAMabrainsurgeon: Did you really think it was lupus?

iAMabrainsurgeon: That is will ever be lupus?

UKnowULoveMe: One day, it will be, and you will all fall to your knees b4 my brilliance

iAMabrainsurgeon: Got it all planned out, huh?

UKnowULoveMe: My plans never fail : )

WombatMD signed on at 5:30 PM

UKnowULoveMe: hold on a sec, I'll brb

iAMabrainsurgeon: Ah, I see Chase just signed on...

UKnowULoveMe: yeah

iAMabrainsurgeon: Go...talk to him. I'll be fine here, all by my lonesome... :sigh:

UKnowULoveMe: Thanx for being so understanding

iAMabrainsurgeon: : P

WombatMD: Hello, love

UKnowULoveMe: heyy : D

WombatMD: Good mood?

UKnowULoveMe: now that ur here

WombatMD: It's good to feel wanted

UKnowULoveMe: even better to feel loved

WombatMD: And should I feel loved?

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: no comment : P

WombatMD: Figured as much.

iAMabrainsurgeon: You tell her you love her yet?

WombatMD: Hold on Cameron...I'll be right back.

WombatMD: I'd rather say it to her face than over IMs

iAMabrainsurgeon: So that's a no.

WombatMD: Yeah...that's a no.

iAMabrainsurgeon: wuss

WombatMD: We've only been together, what...? A few weeks?

iAMabrainsurgeon: What's it matter? You said so yourself, you've loved her since the day you met her.

WombatMD: We have a complicated relationship

iAMabrainsurgeon: Come on, man, what's the worst that can happen?

WombatMD: I find out she doesn't love me back : (

iAMabrainsurgeon: Would you even considering telling her how you feel if that were a real possibility?

iAMabrainsurgeon: Well???

WombatMD: I suppose not.

UKnowULoveMe: Foreman, did you steal Chase from me?

iAMabrainsurgeon: Cam's pestering me...chat room?

WombatMD: That's our best bet.

iAMabrainsurgeon has created a chat room at 5:41 PM

iAMabrainsurgeon has entered the chat room.

WombatMD has entered the chat room.

iAMabrainsurgeon: Come into my chat room, and you can have him back. : )

UKnowULoveMe: yay! be right there

UKnowULoveMe has entered the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe: Hello all!

WombatMD: Fancy meeting you here.

iAMabrainsurgeon: Yeah...what's a girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

UKnowULoveMe: looking for my boyfriend

WombatMD: Hi, honey : )

UKnowULoveMe: I thought I'd never find you again... :glomps:

WombatMD: Um...is that a good thing?

iAMabrainsurgeon: Poor Chase...so naive.

UKnowULoveMe: Remember what we did last night?

WombatMD: How could I forget? ; )

UKnowULoveMe: So I'm guessing u enjoyed it

WombatMD: Always, m'dear, always : )

UKnowULoveMe: Then yes, it's a good thing.

iAMabrainsurgeon: Still here! Can you tone down the gushy stuff?

UKnowULoveMe: I'll try...

WombatMD: ...but I'm not making any promises.

iAMabrainsurgeon: Just don't get too graphic, all right?

UKnowULoveMe: all right...so, what's new, Foreman?

iAMabrainsurgeon: It's sunny out today.

WombatMD: That it is.

UKnowULoveMe: I'm this close to ditching you both...

iAMabrainsurgeon: Why?

UKnowULoveMe: u bore me

iAMabrainsurgeon: I'll save you the trouble.

iAMabrainsurgeon: See you later, guys.

WombatMD: Foreman! No!

iAMabrainsurgeon: What? I've got to eat something, and then run about a million more tests.

WombatMD: I think Cameron's going to try to cyber-rape me.

UKnowULoveMe: I will do no such thing!

iAMabrainsurgeon: As much as I love to watch you guys bicker, I gotta go.

UKnowULoveMe: bye, Foreman

WombatMD: Later.

iAMabrainsurgeon has left the chat room.

iAMabrainsurgeon signed off at 5:47 PM

WombatMD: I was just kidding.

WombatMD: Please don't hate me.

UKnowULoveMe: I don't.

WombatMD: Good.

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: unless we come up with something to talk about, we'll have to get back to work

EvrybdyLiez signed on at 5:49 PM

WombatMD: Ah! It's House! Hide!

UKnowULoveMe: lol

UKnowULoveMe: He won't come in here

WombatMD: I hope not.

UKnowULoveMe: Anything new to report?

WombatMD: Nope. Been pretty slow around here lately, huh?

UKnowULoveMe: like the calm before a storm : )

WombatMD: Oh, joy.

UKnowULoveMe: We're due for some kind of crisis.

WombatMD: I'm already having one

UKnowULoveMe: what's wrong: (

WombatMD: A...dilemma.

UKnowULoveMe: want to talk about it?

WombatMD: Thanks, but not on here...

WombatMD: maybe later, though

UKnowULoveMe: I'm here if u need me : )

WombatMD: I know. Thank you.

UKnowULoveMe: no problem

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: want me 2 try and get your mind off it?

WombatMD: how?

UKnowULoveMe: Ever heard of a little thing called "cybering"?

WombatMD: I thought there was no sex at work.

UKnowULoveMe: it's only virtual

WombatMD: I don't know...I have a bad feeling about this.

UKnowULoveMe: Either this, or we take a long lunch : )

WombatMD: I like the second one

UKnowULoveMe: aww, c'mon. It'll be fun!

UKnowULoveMe: not to mention it'll kill some time

WombatMD: I'm still a bit leery about this...

UKnowULoveMe: u know you want to ; )

WombatMD: Yes, I do...but I don't want to get caught.

UKnowULoveMe: We won't. I promise.

WombatMD: :sigh: fine

20 Minutes Later...

EvrybdyLiez has entered the chat room.

EvrybdyLiez: Sorry to intrude on your little chat room of porn, but...

UKnowULoveMe: How long have you been reading?!

EvrybdyLiez: since you wrote about that one thing you were going to do with the whipped cream...didn't know you were so kinky Cameron.

EvrybdyLiez is typing...

EvrybdyLiez: Wow...or so flexible

WombatMD: I knew we shouldn't have started this

UKnowULoveMe: :reddens: I think I'll go sign off now.

EvrybdyLiez: Oh, no, please...don't let me ruin your fun.

WombatMD: sorry, tests to run, patients to check on...I really should go

WombatMD has left the chat room.

UKnowULoveMe: um...what he said

UKnowULoveMe has left the chat room.

EvrybdyLiez: u 2 r no fun

EvrybdyLiez has left the chat room.

EvrybdyLiez signed off at 5:23 PM

UKnowULoveMe: esh

WombatMD: My sentiments exactly.

UKnowULoveMe: srry about that.

WombatMD: you promised we wouldn't get caught!!!!

UKnowULoveMe: sorry : (

WombatMD: I know. I'm just kidding with you.

UKnowULoveMe: : )

UKnowULoveMe: still in the middle of your crisis?

WombatMD is typing...

WombatMD: I love you.

UKnowULoveMe: love ya, too, babe

UKnowULoveMe: ; )

WombatMD: I mean it.

UKnowULoveMe: ditto

WombatMD: Seriously...I wanted to say it to your face, but now is as good a time as any, I figure.

WombatMD: Cameron?

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: You...love me? Really? As in, "I want to be with you forever"?

WombatMD: something like that

UKnowULoveMe: wow

WombatMD: I shouldn't have said anything; it's too early in our relationship...sorry.

UKnowULoveMe: No, it's fine. Just...wow.

WombatMD: If that's all you're going to say, I might as well say what I want...type it, I mean...damn it, I hate IM-ing!

UKnowULoveMe: what do you want to tell me?

WombatMD: I've loved you since the first time you walked into the office. From the first moment I saw you, I knew I wanted to be with you, even if it was just for a short time, even if it didn't work out in the end. I'm really glad we're finally together, and...I love you.

UKnowULoveMe: have I said "wow" yet?

WombatMD: You may have mentioned it. : )

UKnowULoveMe is typing...

UKnowULoveMe: I love you, too.

WombatMD: you're just saying it b/c I did

UKnowULoveMe: I'm not. I do love you, Chase. And I'm glad we're together, too.

WombatMD: I'm really happy to read that.

UKnowULoveMe: I thought you might be

WombatMD: I'll be happier when I can tell you in person.

UKnowULoveMe: well, where are u?

WombatMD: Clinic, on my laptop

WombatMD: Why?

UKnowULoveMe: I'll be right down.

UKnowULoveMe: And I expect to be told just how much you love me when I get there. : )

WombatMD: I think I can do that.

UKnowULoveMe signed off at 5:34 PM

WombatMD signed off at 5:34 PM