Hunk A Junk: Ask the Cast!

by CraftyMaelyss

So here you can ask the members of the cast or the author about things in the story or anything else really but you MUST read the Prologue as it explains the rules also ask questions through PM NOT REVIEWS, as this upsets the staff of FanFiction and we don't want that. This will contain SPOILERS from the story, so you need to read it before reading this as it's now complete Rated M

1. Prologue and RULES

ResourcefulDreamer walked into the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, stopping in front of the stage.

The room was empty minus four intimidatingly tall animatronics, one of a bear with a top hat and microphone, another was a purple bunny with a red bow tie and guitar plus a bright yellow chicken with a bib that read 'Let's Eat!' Off to RD's left was Pirate's Cove with purple curtains drawn across to hide whoever was inside.

RD took a seat on the stage.

"Okay guys so I'm going to do a Let's Ask thing with the cast members of Hunk A Junk so if you have a question for the characters, go ahead and ask, just...not in the review section...apparently fanfiction doesn't get too happy when you do that but that doesn't mean you still can't leave a review about your opinions, that's okay, just don't ask questions there."

"Just to be clear, opinions in reviews okay, questions in reviews not okay."

One of the animatronics moved.

"Though if it's something rude-" Bonnie started but Freddy shook his head while stretching, having been stiff from standing on stage all day.

"No Bonnie, I'm sure we have a mature, well behaved audience who wouldn't do that." Freddy said as Chica giggled.

"What about dares!"

"Shh Chica, no! Haven't you seen how crazy some of the readers out there are?!" Bonnie hissed but it was already too late, she had said is, RD had written it and now it was posted on fanfiction for all to see.

"Yo Foxeh! You feeling brave enough for some questions or dares?" RD called out and Foxy's head peaked out of the curtain, eyepatch up.

"I'd rat'er kiss t'e Mar'nette's bum!" He was back inside his cove in an instant, surprising everyone that he said that until he popped out a few second later.

"Ol' Foxy's gonna regret t'at, ain't he?"

They all nodded as Foxy sulked inside his cove, faint whimpering being heard.

"T'is all a bad dream..."

"How about we set some rules before you unleash this horrific monstrosity onto the interwebs?" She laughed.

"First of all, it's internet second, that's not a bad idea."

Everyone took a breath all together and yelled,

"NO YAOI/HENTAI/PORN/LEMON/SLASH/NUDE/FETISH!"

RD sighed.

"I know some fans out there like that stuff and that's fine-"

"Eugh!" Bonnie interrupted, shuddering. "How can they-"

"-AS I WAS SAYING, that's their business and there's nothing wrong with that, we just won't be doing any of that stuff here. Kissing? Maybe but only on the face." She walked over to Pirate's cove and opened the curtain, only for Foxy to pop out, yelling.

"I AIN'T KISS'N' PUPPET ASS!"

RD's ears were ringing.

"Ow...no you won't be but you know that's not what I wanted you to say." Foxy blinked, his eyepatch lifting up in surprise.

"It ain't?"

"Remember, the other thing?" His head shot up.

"Shiver me timbers, t'at's ri't!" Foxy turned to look at the viewer. "Ye can ask any char'cter who 'as appear'd in t'is story qu'stions, livin' or dead."

"FOXY!" They all yelled as he flinched.

"Aye, too soon?" The group nodded.

"Sorry Lass but t'is ask section be full'er spoilers." RD nodded.

"That's right, so if you haven't read the full story, please make sure you do before asking a question, otherwise you'll ruin the surprise for yourself."

Freddy walked over and stepped off the stage.

"Is that everything?" RD looked at him, hands on hips.

"Yeah...yeah I think it is but if not, I'll just update this later." She said with a grin, turning and walking towards the entrance, opening and shutting the door behind her.