Disclaimer: I don't own Friends, although it is on my christmas list so you never know
AN: I'm finally back to write Friends hooray! I can't get to any of my saved files on my computer so I'm having go to along with what I remember, if anyone here is waiting for me to update The Band and Vampires I should be updating them before christmas so that would be my christmas present to everyone I know it's not great but its better that the presents my friends get. Oh yeah I almost forgot thank you Kylie and jessica. monoco for your reviews.
Anyway enjoy!
It's not that hard
Phoebe thought while walking down the street, Chandler walking beside her.
It had only been one day and Phoebe had already given Chandler two rules. The first rule, Always listen to Phoebe, had been made when she took him to the park, where she lived, and told him to sitting on a bench, where she slept, and stay while she went over to a water fountain to get a drink. When Phoebe turned around to look back at the bench, having turned her back on it while she drank, she saw Chandler running around with a stick, probably imagining some sword fighting game.
Boys, she had thought while shaking her had and walking back over to him.
Phoebe shouted his name which caused him to stop and stare at her, his blue eyes going big as they gave her a little puppy look at her. She couldn't yell at him after that look, it was just too cute to yell at, so she sat him down on the bench and told him his first rule which if broke was on pain of death or pinching his ear. He started laughing at that so Phoebe pinched his ear and only let go after some begging and saying sorry, Chandler said he was saying sorry a hundred times but he only said ten.
straight away Phoebe gave Chandler his second rule, don't talk to strangers. Ok so Phoebe should have made that her first really especially after when walking to the park he keeping saying hi to everyone, a couple of old ladies would stop and say how cute he and Phoebe were, forcing Phoebe to say that she was his sister as she dragged him along street but Phoebe had only just decided to do the rule system so thats why its second.
So now, back in present time, they were walking along the street to get to the shop on the corner of the road. Chandler wasn't saying hi to the strangers walking past him and sticking close to Phoebe side, Phoebe telling him to keep close so she wouldn't lose him with all the people around.
At the end of the street Phoebe stopped right outside the shop, grabbing Chandler shoulder so he would look at her.
"You stay here," Phoebe told him, "When I come out I will grab you hand and we will to run for it ok"
"Ok," Chandler said, "Why do we need to run?"
"I tell you later, do not talk to anyone while I'm gone"
"I'll talk to everyone one on the street," Chandler said sarcastically until Phoebe stared at him with a serious look on her face, "I won't" He whispered so she would stop staring at him.
She turned around and walked though the door, into the shop.
"I still got it" Phoebe said happily to herself
She tried to act normally as she walked around the shop, looking at every item. Looking around and seeing no one watching, she grabbed as much food as possible, stuffing it into her pockets.
Lucky i got a big coat, She thought, gonna need to get more food now with Chandler around.
She walked down a few more shopping aisles until the shop keeper saw her.
"Stop thief," He shouted, "Give me back the stuff you took."
The shop keeper was a male adult about average height with black hair and brown eyes.
Phoebe quickly turned around and ran out of the shop, seeing Chandler still stood where she left him.
He really didn't like his ear being pinched, She thought
Shaking her head to get rid of that thought, Phoebe grabbed Chandler's hand and started to drag him along until he remembered that he was suppose to run.
Phoebe lead him back to the park, checking behind her that the shop keeper wasn't behind her, she slowed down to a walk breathing heavily. Chandler stopped need to her also out of breath as he looked at her and asked.
"What did you do?"
"I got us some food" Phoebe said, emptying her pockets on a bench.
"How did you pay for all of that?" He asked suspiciously
"Um I didn't"
"What you stole all out this?"
"Yep, I'm a brilliant actor"
"You sure that they just weren't paying attention"
"No, I am an amazing actress"
"Of course you are"
"No don't be sarcastic with me cos I am amazing"
"Yeah of course"
"I will let this go because I am really hungary and I want to eat now"
"So you agree with me"
"No I just said I was hungary"
"But you need to agree with me otherwise it won't be over and I will have to keep annoying you"
"Ok fine I agree with you can I eat now"
"Yeah alright" Chandler said while picking up a chocolate bar
"Nope," Phoebe said grabbing the chocolate bar,"You can have this"
Phoebe handed him a cereal bar.
"What? No I want the chocolate bar"
"No you can have this, the chocolate bar is mine"
"But"
"No but" Phoebe interrupted
Chandler tried to open his mouth to say but again but Phoebe beat him to it saying no. In the end he eat the cereal bar while Phoebe had the chocolate bar.
"Who won now" Phoebe said
"What this has nothing to do with if you are a good actress"
"Amazing actress you mean and yeah it does"
"Does not"
"Yeah it does, I can go on all night if I have to"
"Alright I give but you won't win next time"
"Of course I will," Phoebe said while standing up,"let's go hid this food so no one can take it and then go to sleep"
"Ok" Chandler said, grabbing handful of food and stuffing it into his pockets.
"Lets go" Phoebe said walking of to her hiding place
This will be the first time anyone other than me will see it
Phoebe thought to herself happily, thinking if she would have to show it to anyone it would be Chandler.
AN: So what did everyone think? Please review and sorry for any spelling mistakes.