Lord of the Coffee Java of the Ainur

by Lothithil

A Parody of Professor T's magnificent books, written by someone who drinks entirely too much coffee. No potty humour or smut, just lots of cream and sugar and not a little amount of silliness.

73. Chapter 73 Grillthoniel O MelbaBreath!

Grillthoniel! O Melba-breath!
Give me coffee or give me death!
Cream Queen! Cream Queen! We sing to thee,
And occasionally run into a tree!

When wandering in enchanted woods
The Wise bring coffee, ever fair,
Even if it affects our moods
We'll linger on and drink it there!

O Melba-breath! Grillthoniel!
How much we love you, we can't tell!
Look down on us and you will see
Your children drinking too much Coffee!