Author's note:

What means what:

'thinking'

'flashback'

"twins talking in unison"

"twins finishing each other's sentences"

(2 WEEKS AFTER THE PARENT INCIDENT [she still doesn't know haruhi's a girl)

"Hey guys! I'm here!"

"Great, you're here. Now we can begin!" Tamaki shouted.

"Begin what…?" I was confused.

"Well, my princess, today, we are going to Kyouya's Tropical theme park!"

"…What's a theme park?" I asked. Once I said that, everyone looked at me with shocked faces.

"Naru-chan, haven't you ever gone to a theme park?" Honey asked with widened eyes.

".. Uh…no I've always been busy with training and my village only had a spa..."

"Training for what?" the twins leaned up close to my face.

"Hey! What are we waiting for? Let's hurry to the theme park!"

….

Mysteriously, I woke up to find myself on a beach chair.

"Naru-chan your awake! Let's go into the water!" Honey playfully demanded.

"No, no, Honey-sempai"

"Naruto first needs a swim suit."

"And we found the perfect one for her."

"S-swim suit? But I'm fine. And how did you get my measurements?" I said slightly horrified.

"Don't worry, we have a talent for guessing sizes." The twins chorused. They pushed the suit in my hands and led me to the dressing room.

5 minutes later I came out with an orange bikini that had red swirls on it. Tamaki saw us and stomped his way to us.

"What is my daughter doing wearing that-that vulgar outfit! I will not allow it!" Tamaki ranted,

"Whoa, whoa whoa. What's this about me being your daughter? Last time I checked I was an orphan." I asked surprised.

"I've decided to make you my adopted daughter! Great isn't it! You see, the host club is also a family! With I as daddy! Kyouya as mommy, the shady twins as the brothers, Mori and honey-sempai as the neighbors and you and Haruhi as the Daughters!" he said proudly. 'Well that make no sense-wait'

"What do mean haruhi as the daughter, isn't he a guy?" I accused. Everyone went tense.

"Well Milord just wanted –"

"Everything to be even-"

"And with Haruhi's girly face-"

"He fit perfe-"

"You guys that's enough. I honestly don't care if she knows my secret. Yes naruto, I'm a girl but due to some certain issues*glares at kyouya who just smirks* I have to act like a boy. I would like if you didn't reveal my secret." Haruhi said rather bluntly.

"Why would I so that?" everyone looked at me in disbelief.

"What? Did you guys things I would tell? Yeah right, I have no right to be gossiping people's secrets. I mean I have some of my own. I would hate it if anyone else told. So don't worry, you can count on me!" I raised my fist in the air. Suddenly Honey cries a small scream.

"Naruto-chan! Why do you have a big scar on your shoulder?! Does it hurt? Are you going to die!?" Honey started to freak out. Soon everyone was gathered around me.

I look to my left [I don't really know if naruto is left with a scar from Sasuke's chidori cuz I can't remember, but let's just she does ;)] shoulder and there was the scar from Sasuke's chidori, when we fought in the Valley of the End. How was I going to explain this?

"Ah, ah, ah, I have my own secrets remember? But for now, the most I can say is that I fought with an old friend."

"That must have been some fight. You have scars all over your body!" Kaoru exclaimed.

"Oh that? That's from my training!" I smiled with my eyes closed. Everyone except Haruhi blushed. Even Mori!

…..

Throughout the day, we had fun. Once we almost lost Honey-senpai in a big wave! We were almost getting ready to go home now. I had changed back into my normal clothes and looking through my backpack for an energy bar.

I felt three chakra presences. 'Ninja!' I thought. I quickly grabbed my kunai. "Everyone come. NOW!" I barked. Everyone, surprised at my outburst, came running.

"What is it Naruto?" Tamaki asked. I lifted a finger to my lips signaling to be quiet. They got scared. I grouped them into a circle and got in front.

"Naruto what is going on?" An annoyed Kyouya asked.

"Shut up! We have intruders!"

"Intruders! Impossible! My family's police department wouldn't let anyone enter! And what are you doing with that knife!"

"These aren't your normal intruders! They're one of my kind. Now shut up, and don't move unless you want to die."

Of course, Tamaki, the idiot he was just had to interfere. "What do you mean die? My precious daughter shouldn't be out there so vulnerable!"

Turning my back on them and standing in a fighting position I said, "Listen. I can take care of myself. I was sent by your father to protect you! Let me handle this! Oy! You better come out now before I come after you!" I yelled into the air.

Three mist ninja popped out twenty feet away.

"Well, well, well. Looks like we have another ninja here. And a girl! Pathetic!" the first one yelled.

"Ninja..?" the host's muttered.

"Who the hell are you?" m.n(mist ninja) # 2 added.

"Who am I? Who am I! I am Uzumaki Naruto! And I will defeat you!" I said proudly.

"Uzumaki? WAIT! The Uzumaki? The one who defeated Pein?! That Uzumaki? You guys, be careful. She's dangerous!" M.N. # 3 warned.

"Ha! Glad you guys know who you're up against!"

"Just hand over Souh and we'll leave!" #2 stated.

"Shadow clone Justu!" Getting angry, I made clones to surround the hosts. Hearing them gasp made me smirk. I summoned a clone to sit down. "Go into sage mode!" "Yes boss!"

"Ha! Three against one? Seems fair!" #2 gloated.

[I kind of suck at fighting scenes so please bear with me.]

Running, I sent a kick to the closest one. He dodged my attack and tried to slash me with his kunai. I flipped backwards and summoned three more clones. The two went ahead to attack. One stayed behind and helped me with the rasengan. #2 threw his kunai at the hosts, but one of the clones there deflected it. Me and my clone did the justu. Once done, I ran towards #2 and hit him with it. "Rasengan!"

He got hurled into the wall, unconscious. M.N. #3 also got defeat and only #1 was left.

"You can be that strong. I heard you couldn't even bring back a rouge ninja." He taunted.

"…shut up…" I whispered.

"What was his name again...Oh yeah! It was Sasuke Uchiha. You couldn't bring even one friend back and you think I could be killed. Think again!"

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! I will bring Sasuke back if it's the last thing I do! He's just obsessed with revenge! You wouldn't understand that! No one does! I will find him and I will take him back to Konoha!" I looked at the clone meditating. She was done. I released the clone and I felt myself going sage mode. Glancing once at the club, again, they gasped. I cracked my knuckles. 'Time to end this.'

I ran at full speed and punched his face 5 times. Jumping up, I slammed my foot on his head. He tried to throw his kunai at me, but I just slapped it away. He ran towards me trying to hit me but I round-kick him. He flew into the air and I met him half way I kicked him up to the sky and I hovered over him. I slammed my leg on his chest, and he went flying down to the ground. The crater was a bit big.

Going off sage mode, I checked if he was alive. Barely. Getting some rope, I tied them together and got the scroll Baa-chan gave me to transport to Konoha. Biting my thumb, I wrote down the justu and slammed my hand on the scroll. The ninjas and the scroll vanished. I got up and released the clones around the hosts.

The twins came up to me and hugged the life out of me. "You're alive! You're alive!"

"Naruto." Kyouya called. Gulping, I went to him. "Y-yes?" hey don't look at me! I may be strong but I am still afraid of the shadow king.

"I think you have explaining to do."

"I guess I can hide it no more. Everyone sit down. It's story time." I said defeated.

….

Everyone was in a circle except honey because he was on my lap.

"Okay everything I said was half lies-Kyouya don't you dare write anything down this is top secret-*kyouya puts notebook away* anyways. I am not from the Uzumaki clan. I am from the village Konoha. The fire nation. There are five element countries. Water, wind, lighting, stone, and the greatest, fire. Those countries are made up of people born to become ninjas. No one knows about these except the super-rich and powerful. Hence, Tamaki's father knew about us. There are many ninjas out there who became rouge-criminals- and these criminals have targeted Tamaki for ransom. I came here to ouran no to be a student… but to protect Tamaki."

DUN DUN DUN! Cliff hanger! Stay tuned for the next chapter where all will be revealed. ~(^.^)~

~AnimeWriterFreak