Ways to annoy Twilight Characters!

Chapter 1:Bella

1. Tell her that you loved her until you saw Rosalie

2. Ask her if she's sick. When she says no, say "oh, I forgot, you ALWAYS look that way…"

3. Stare at her. All day.

4. When she asks why you were staring at her, say "That wasn't me"

5. Tell her Lauren is a vampire and is coming to join the Olympic Coven, just to be with her

6. Make her trip as much as possible

7. When you are alone with her, "accidentally" paper cut yourself, and ask her if she can make it better and shove it in her face

8. Talk about the day you did Blood Typing in science in detail