After a thoughtful shower while listening to the radio, I somehow came up with the idea of Kartik and Gemma rapping. Of course, this song was also playing, and I was dancing. I don't own Snoop Dogg, or Pharrell. But I do own these particular lyrics. Enjoy the AGATB version of "Drop it Like it's Hot". I present "Wish it Like it's Hot". Yes, I know. Lame.
Chorus – Gemma
When us girl's in the realms, ma,
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
When the sprites try to get at ya,
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
And if Kartik gets an attitude,
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
I got the necklace in my palm and I'm gonna summon
The magic door of light cause I got it going on.
Verse – Kartik
Uh! I'm a nice lad, with some nice dreams,
See this cricket bat, see these gypsies?
Rakshana novitiate, ancient brotherhood
That's better than you ever understood
I have a tent, exterior like canvas
The interior, I know you wanna see it
Listen little priestess, stop talking to spirits
Close your mind 'ma, I know you can control it
Brother with the bat, I know brothers from all over
We will threaten you into submission by October
So don't waste your breath pretending you don't know
You don't quite need to know
The Rakshana is in charge so even I don't know
You should think about it, take a moment
You know what? Take a few okay?
And think before you mess with Rakshana K.
Chorus – Gemma
When us girl's in the realms, ma,
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
When the sprites try to get at ya,
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
And if Kartik gets an attitude,
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
I got the necklace in my palm and I'm gonna summon
The magic door of light cause I got it going on.
Verse – Gemma
I'm a priestess, but y'all knew that
I'm the Most High, yeah I had to say that
I keep the crescent eye under my bodice
But only in the middle, because it's not little
There's no other way to get around the pain that day
I kicked so much you thought I was crazay
scratches "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
Last name is Doyle, first name starts with a G
I can't stop it, so drop it, and when I take it
I saw you gawking when my friends and I swam naked
So tell your bros, all of you leave me be
I don't care what you have to say, can't you see?
So stop stalking me boy, you're just Rakshana's toy
I got another world full of magic creatures
Hiding from the preacher, the teacher, now the creature
Caution to the wind, now ladies let's drink whiskey.
Chorus – Gemma
When us girl's in the realms, ma,
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
When the sprites try to get at ya,
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
And if Kartik gets an attitude,
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
I got the necklace in my palm and I'm gonna summon
The magic door of light cause I got it going on.
Verse – Kartik
I'm a hot boy, with a lotta woes
But I can deal, I'm no little rose
I hide out lots, but I'm no creep
Rakshana, yeah we're the best
I hide in the bushes and write you mean notes
If you don't listen to me, you'll be dead
Oh, so you think your kiss will change all that?
You're going to the realms now, Gemma? Stop that!
Killed a deer, now I think you're weird
Your friend's crazy; pretty sure I'm screwed
They betrayed you, but now they need you
Must I remind I'm only here to protect you
Terrorize you, kiss you, then save you
Disobey the Rakshana because I believe you
Come here Gemma, what's your issue?
Baby come close, cause I think I might love you.
Chorus – Gemma
When us girl's in the realms, ma,
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
Wish it like it's hot
When the sprites try to get at ya,
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
Sing it like it's hot
And if Kartik gets an attitude,
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
Bite him like he's hot
I got the necklace in my palm and I'm gonna summon
The magic door of light cause I got it going on.
I'll just keep this open for sporadic updates. Mainly, when the mood strikes me. Reviews?!! This was HARD to do!
Awake at 3 am,
LunaEquus