Sorry it took me so long to write this. I did actually write it once already, but somehow it didn't get saved, which angered me a LOT.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. (duh)
It was a hoax! A propaganda trick! Fake! A lie! Not real!
It was probably some study made by behavioralists. To see how people would react.
And the male model guy was probably one of those people who only know about Twilight because they saw the movie. And they become all "Oh, I'm the biggest fan, just because I read all the books and saw the movie once or twice!"
I hate those people. (No offense to those people, I just don't really like you.)
Wait, wait, said my brain. Get back to the matter at hand.
Woah, this is so weird, getting distracted from thinking about Twilight by Twilight. I usually just get distracted from normal stuff by Twilight. Constantly.
LANEY!!!!! FOCUS!!!!!
Thank you, brain.
Anyways...
Wait -
I always used my bag as a purse on weekends, not able to bare being away from it for too long. The last time I'd used it, it had been at Ali's sleepover, where we were TAKING PICTURES.
I tapped my TEAM EDWARD bag with my foot, looking for the tell-tale camera-sized bump.
Tap, tap. Tap, tap. Tap -
Wait a second, was that it? I slid off my shoes (Thank the Lord for clogs) and ran my stocking foot over the camera-sized bump.
If I wasn't in a classroom full of students, I would have screamed really, really loud.
I'D ACCIDENTALLY BROUGHT MY CAMERA TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward's POV
This was not what I'd been expecting.
At all.
In the slightest.
This situation was the epitome of that old saying, "expect the unexpected."
What? Huh? He says he's Edward Cullen? No freaking way.
Edward Cullen.... that rings some bells..... Oh! He's that guy Hanna keeps talking about. She is completely obsessed.
The girl I'd noticed before was screaming in her head. Okaaaay.
Edward Cullen?
HE SAYS HE'S EDWARD FRICKING CULLEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT did he just say?
- Edward Cullen?
- Edward Cullen -
Edward Cullen?
Although no one said anything outright, I could hear them thinking it.
We had to leave. Immediately.
Once the bell had finally rung, I jumped up, tugging Bella's arm. She didn't resist, having seen the looks people were giving us.
We had to get out of there.
We'd gotten through the door and into the hall when -
"Could I take your picture?"
Guess who said that!