Disclaimer: See first chapter

OK, just a warning:

This chapter contains the F word. It's censored, but if that bothers you, I suggest you stop reading and skip to the next chapter to find out what happens.

Someday, when I'm a famous whatever, I'm going to invent something that can take the ice off of sidewalks.

Because apparently, a shovel just isn't enough.

That day, I slip-slided my way home, barely able to keep upright, because no one could pick me up. God, I can't wait 'til I get my driver's license. In three years. Sigh.

And I was cold. Really, really cold.

So I was really happy when I got home.

I sat down on the couch in front of SpongeBob (nothing's ever on after school), under a blanket, and behind a bag of M&Ms.

I like me some M&Ms.

And I was just about to eat a handful when there came a knock at the door.

What if it's that guy who keeps calling me?

What if it's a weird person?

What if it's a serial killer/rapist? Like in Port Angeles?

It would be safer to just eat my M&Ms.

I scooped up the handful and was about to eat it when the knock came again, more urgently this time.

What if it was my mom, locked outside? Oh, she'd be mad.

I got up, set down my M&Ms, and turned off SpongeBob.

I opened the door and then closed it again.

Oh, my God. I am completely insane. What are my parents going to say about this?

We told you you were too obsessed with Twilight.

Well, I just wouldn't tell them about this.

Edward's POV

We were just about to leave when the question of how we'd been exposed popped up. It just popped up, all by itself, because on the Urgency List, it was probably number two, number one being to get out of there.

But it was still very, very important.

How could they have found out? wondered Carlisle.

"I don't know."

Edward, what about the Volturi? They'll be... mad. I saw the vision in Alice's head and shuddered.

What should we do?

Where should we go?

Who should we ask?

Although those questions weren't directed at me, I'm pretty sure that I knew the answer to the last question. The person who seemed to know the most.

And that was why we could be found knocking the door of Frightening Camera Girl's house.

When she opened the door, her face shifted to a look of absolute horror. And then the door closed again.

I could tell what was coming, and placed my hands over Renesmee's ears, although I knew that wouldn't really help.

"F%$# the F%$# my F%$#ing F%$#!!!!!! F%$#er McF%$#er the F%$# F%$# F%$#!!!!!" She had meant it to be quiet, but of course we'd heard it all. Including, to my dismay, Renesmee.

I pursed my lips.

Jacob was laughing. I glared at him.

Inside, her heartbeat sped up, and I could hear a thump as something hit the floor.

Oh, no, what happened?!!!!!!!!?

It's in the next chapter, of course!!!!