This is dedicated to Emily Popcorn - Head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who, if she ever gets a fanfic account, may or may not be known as Artemis Cullen. That's what she wants to be called, but I'm not sure if someone else took it or something.
And it's dedicated to her because she yelled at me to get it done.....
Anyways,
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I know. See chapter 1.
You know when you close your eyes and rub your eyelids really hard and it gets all colorful, like a kaleidoscope? I used to love doing that...
But now, little specks of kaleidoscopic-eyelid-closing color were appearing in front of my open eyes, accompanied by a feeling of nauseousness.
Oh, God, I thought, please, please, please don't throw up now! Not when there's people on the other side of this door!!!!!
I let loose a few choice swear words. Well, only one word, really. A couple times.
While I still had a bit of vision left between specks, which had now congregated to form a heavy black-purple-pink-blue-red cloud in front of my eyes, I saw the room shift violently forward...
And then it was black.
And don't say that's unrealistic, because it happened in German, and I KNOW that's what it's like.