Roy and Ed, went out drinking only to wake up to a few surprises. Rating: T Pairing:EdRoy

Ed began to wake up to notice a presence on top of him but with barely any weight to it as he lay in a warm bed

Ed began to wake up to notice a presence on top of him but with barely any weight to it as he lay in a warm bed. He slowly opened his still restless eyes clearing the fuzzy picture in his mind. He saw that the Roy had nestled his head onto Edward's lower torso using it as a pillow.

Questions of the night before leading to the current time began to arise as he thought of a way to escape the presence currently surrounding his body.

Why is the bastard sleeping on me? What am I doing to be wearing only boxers and what happened last night that could have lead to this? The last thing I can remember is going to the bar to give Mustang my report.

"Oh shit," Ed barely audible to not wake Mustang from his sleep.

The bastard got me drunk. How did he get us here afterwards despite his drinking as well? Damn it, way to many questions without enough answers.

Ed slowly grabbed the pillow, removing it from under his head. He forcefully pushed the pillow below Roy's head to replace the steady torso that was now getting out of the warm bed leaving the warmth there.

At least I can take a shower and get dressed as Mustang sleeps.

Edward walked to the door, as he opened it, it had a quit creaking noise showing the age of this home was older then its appearance. He walked through the door as the creaking stopped to see the bathroom across the hall. He walked in closing the door behind himself and moved toward the shower, turning the hot water on, letting the bathroom fill with steam. He moved the shower curtain aside stepping into the shower's hot water.

The heat from this water was enough to remind Edward of the warmth that Roy's touch on his torso had brought him. But the touch of Roy's skin against his own was still easily detectable against the touch of the steaming water.

Ed moved his flesh hand to the back of his neck as a shot of pain rushed to his head.

"I guess this is a hangover. Now I remember why people shouldn't drink." Ed let the running water run down his neck absorbing some of the pain that his head was in.

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Roy shifted in his awakening realizing the body warmth had begun to leave his bed. He slowly sat up looking around the room.

I wonder if he remembers as much as I do. If he does there is no way I'm getting out of here alive. I don't regret anything we did last night except that I had to be a little drunk to actually do it but Ed probably thinks otherwise.

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Edward stepped out of the shower, turning the running water off until all that was left were several drops. He dried himself of with a hanging towel, then picked up his boxers off the floor slipping them back on.

He opened the door to find Mustang standing less then several inches away from him. Ed looked up and down the man seeing that Roy was also only in his boxers.

"You," Ed slowly backed up from Mustang feeling uncomfortable from their closeness. "How the hell did I end up here?"

"We both got drunk," Roy replied.

"I knew that bastard. How did I end up sleeping on your bed?"

"This," Roy moved forward and leaned down to put a quick kiss on the younger alchemist's cheek, "Something that resembles that."

Ed's face was in utter horror as he slowly gained some composure. "Wait. We were kissing last night. I seriously want to gag now."

"That hurts Elric," Roy hiding his true sadness under the sarcastic tone.

"What about Al and the others?"

Roy wanting to sit down instead of standing in front of the bathroom walked into the living room with Edward following him. Ed sat down directly across from Roy settling into the soft cushions supporting his body.

"Al knows you went to find me so he probably thinks you're asleep on my couch. As for the other's we just don't tell them."

"You know rumors will spread of what happened"

"What does it matter that of all the fake rumors one of them is true?"

"Your office will know the difference but as long as they don't make bets off of it I'll be fine. Now can you get over here?"

Roy looked puzzled but stood up only to be brought down to the floor in a quick glomp. Roy looked to see that Edward was the cause and the alchemist was now hovering over him on the floor his boxers unable to hide a current arousal.

"If the office is to know our little secret then I want to at least have some fun out of it"

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The next morning the rumor had already spread, more truth then the officer's knew. But not one part of that story held the full truth that Roy and Ed knew. Never to be spoken of between them so as to never be repeated.

That doesn't mean it never happened.