Ahhhhhhh! Got got 10 reveiws. Srry I was having a horible day and this was sooo awesome... Thanks 4 all the great coments, I had no idea I was tht funny. Cool I'm funny... Anyway, please reveiw and tell me wat u think. And btw, most of those things DID happen 2 me. Expect 4 the boyfriend. Yea, so I did tell my friends he could be a vampire but I didnt tell him tht. And I havnt got dumped get but he will once he realizes how crazy i am... Hahahaha.

Disclaimer:

Friend: Hey, wats up Madeline?

Me: Nutin, I'm just getting married 2 Edward Cullen, Jacob wants me, and I'm rich from selling MY Twilight books.

Friends: Hahaha. You get crazier every day... Can I be bridesmaid?

Me: Nope. Angela is, sorry.

Okay so I'm not Stephenie Meyer and I don't own the twilight books, obviously or you would be going to my wedding. Wanna b Bridesmaid? Do ya? Huh, huh? Haha.

27. You dream about getting married to Edward Cullen and Jocab wants you.

28. You walk up to the prettiest girl that looks like Rosalie and say, "I have a better chance of Edward loving me. Plus I'm human... for now!"

29. Mark out Bella in all your books and change it to your name.

30. The boy friend who dumped you, yeah he'll be back. Just like Edward came back. Now, to find a Jacob Black person until he does.

31. Decide to paper cut yourself around the cute pale boys and see what happens. Oh! Did that one flinch!?!

32. Fake pass out after you see your own blood. Then, wait for a guy to carry you of to the nurses office. He is obvisouly a vampire who is in love with you. Now, were are those syblings.

33. You think, maybe moving to a new town isn't so bad. It worked for Bella.

34. You passed out after you heard Twilight was becoming a movie. After you got tickets of course.

35. Video taped the trailer and have all of them on your computer.

36. When you couldn't go to the midnight showing you got jelous and put food and paperclips on those people sleeping in class the next day. They obviously got to see it.

37. Made your friends read the book in three days so they could go to the movie. Then got pissed of when they only got halfway through.

38. Killed your friend who has seen the movie 4 times in the theater. She deserved it for not taking you.

39. Buried her in the back yard. Now Edward will never know. Unless he can read your mind...

40. You have four walls in your room with posters on them. There is a theme on each one. Wall one: Edward. Wall two: Jacob. Wall three: Edward and Bella. Wall four: family and bad guys.

41. Your going to burn down the house of the guy who leaked Midnight Sun.

42. You now say 'Holy Crow' like Bella does even though you think it's totally dorky.

43. You think of this list or something like it.

Ugh, it was sooo much harded this time. Ugh, being funny is not easy you know. -sigh- I will try to make another chapter wen I'm having a funnier day. Reveiw plz!!! I had a talk with my fans reading Falling for a spy and they know about how u hav 2 reveiw. Plus if you don't reveiw I'll have to give u guys the 'reveiw talk' its really long sooo just reveiw okay. -Byes!