Hey, I've gotten 14 reveiws & there all from different plp! Yay! Anyway happy birthday, here's some funny.... Oh, it's not your birthday? sorry NO REFUNDS! You got to read the fine print on these things people!

Disclaimer:

Oh forget it! I know I'm not Stephenie Meyer and I don't own her incredibly hot characters. I'm so past pretending to be Stephenie Meyer. Now I'm Bella Swan and I have Edward.... Edward... -sigh-

44. You saw someone pale and bronze hair guy from a distance and were so shocked you ran into a poll after you shouted "Edward!" When the guy turn he had a nose ring and did not look anything like Edward.

45. You talk more about Jacob Black then the Jacobs at your school.

46. Heck, you talk more about the fictional characters in Twilight than anyone else.

47. You think about then more to.

48. You yelled across the caffateria "I love that shirt so much I want to marry it!" at someone who was wearing a twilight shirt. All the guys looked at you strangly and the girl whooped in agreement.

49. You did marry the shirt and the girl who was wearing it is the bridemaid.

50. Your boyfriend got mad about you cheating on him with a fictional character.

51. Your try to be lat for biology so you will yet stuck with the outcast vampire.

Since I didn't give your very much of the list I'm going to put this short story about the girl who got dumped. The glitter lover. Anyway here you go. Yes, your welcome.

I watched in disgust as he walked up to me.

"How dare you!" I storm off to my car.

"What?" He started running after me. Slowly I might add. Edward wouldn't even have to try to keep up. He grabbed my arm. "What did I do?"

"You know what you did!" I screamed at him.

"What did I do?" He tilted my head up and looked into my eyes. I felt a tear roll down my cheek. "Please tell me." He said sweetly.

"You..." I stopped as he wipped the tear from my cheek. "You don't..." I bit my lip.

"I didn't what? I didn't open that door for you back there, cause I meant to." He brushed my cheek.

"No, it's not that. You just..." I stopped again. I couldn't get it out slowly. I had to say it fast. "You don't sprakle! Not even in the sunlight!" I felt another tear roll down but he didn't get it this time.

No this time he was to busy laughing. Of course he knew about how I felt about Edward. I had the feeling that he thought I had been joking all this time.

"Oh. I'm so sorry." He started to laugh again. "That was a good one."

I raised a brow. "I mean," He corrected, "How could I ever make it up to you?" He asked through his laughing.

"Well, you could dump glitter on yourself."

"Um..." Then he started to laugh again. "Man, I had no idea idea you were this funny."

"No I'm serious." I took some glittler out of my bag and handed it to him. "Here."

He kept laughing until he realized I was serious. "Um..." He started to back away slowly. "I think that I wouldn't look good in sparkles. Maybe you should find someone that would be better for them. I should probably go. Um, don't text me okay... Ever." And with that I was gone. I let the glitter fall to the ground.

"Edward, can you please hurry up and recuse me already. There aren't any Jacobs to ease the pain." I mumbled.

Okay, if you think I should continue this on a different thing tell me. I think it could be funny. The story of an obsessed fan. Ha Ha. Anyway I will try to have more of the list soon.... By the way I havn't gotten as many reveiws as last time. Don't tell me i'm going to have the reveiw talk with u guys. This is ur last warning... Lol. Anyway, happy weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!