A/n: Yay! I finally got this chapter finished had a major writers block and all but i'm back in action!! Sort of...
This idea came to me randomly because i don't even like pokemon much anymore...But anyway enjoy and don't forget to review~
Chapter 4: Voldemoldy's Secret Obsession with Pokemon
In Peek into the past Voldemort never showed up in the past when Harry was there. No articles saying he had killed anyone no anything.
So what was he so obsessed with to make him stop killing people for a long period of time?
At last! At last Voldemort had gotten his hands on…
The rare deck of Pokemon trading cards!
"My precious… All mine!" Voldemort cried waving the deck around and jumping from excitement, he could finally trade with those snobby Pokemon card traders!
Voldemort laughed and his deck of card accidentally slipped from his hand and fell out an open window! Voldemort let out a cry he was on the seventh floor!
The cards fell down very fast and plopped itself into Lily Evan's open bag! Voldemort flew down the stairs and searched all around for his 1 billion dollar cards but they were nowhere to be found… Lily had gone to class already.
Voldemort ran to hogsmeade and went to a newly open internet café! He jumped on and went to a Pokemon chat room to ask people to help him, logging into his account 1229DaRkmaGicSz….
1229DaRkmaGicSz: Hello! I just bought a 1 billion dollar deck of trading cards! I lost them! Can someone help?
PoKeThEmON: Laughing my ass off man! You totally lost it! Haha –snort-
Voldemort logged out scarred for life… What a bunch of dorks these Pokemon fans are…Well MOST of them anyway.
He ran back to the castle looking for his precious cards, those cards took 5 years to deliver and those pokedorks didn't help at all!
Voldemort sniffed the air… He had only got them for ten seconds but he remembered the smell of the fresh cards… The smell had come from… The potion dungeon!
Voldemort practically flew to the potions classroom where a lesson was going on (of course) and professor Slughorn jumped up in shock!
"Students evacuate!" Slughorn yelled, pushing the students out the door… It wasn't everyday the greatly 'Feared' Dark lord came crashing into a classroom.
"No! I won't let you escape until I have my deck of Pokemon cards!!" Voldemort screeched snatching Frank Longbottom by the arm, "You boy! Do you know who has my 1 billion dollar deck of cards?!"
"Y-yes…" Frank stuttered, "I saw Lily Evans go to Hogsmeade with some cards just now but..."
Voldemort dropped Frank his mouth opened with terror… Hogsmeade… You would only go to Hogsmeade with a deck of cards… To sell, "I just came from there!" Voldemort groaned running back the way he came he looked around leaving no stone unturned… She was not there!!
"That evil minion!" Voldemort yelled, "He lied! To me! The great feared dark lord!"
"There, there have a lollypop," said Lily Evans holding out a lollypop.
"Wait a minute! You have the cards! Where are they?" Voldemort screeched grabbing her lollipop as Lily blocked her ears.
"James took them!" Lily yelled back crossing her arms, "I wanted to sell them, but no! He just had to go take them up to his personal experiment lab, doesn't he know that everything that goes there doesn't come out alive or in one piece?"
Voldemort groaned in frustration.
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"Yes! I have my hands on that gay deck of cards," thought James laughing and ran down a passage to get to his experiment lab.
He quickly put on his goggle and started up the fire, taking out a tool kit called: So you're playing with fire, for 5-6 year olds.
Sirius had also gotten a few "secret" ingredients himself for them to use.
Grabbing the deck of Pokemon cards he dumped it into a large beaker and lighted a Bunsen burner crackling evilly.
He then rampaged the kit and took out some sugar crystals, baking powder, some baboon skin, powdered goat's horn and last but not least… a unicorn's tail hair which caused Sirius a black eye for 2 months when he pulled it off a passing unicorn… Well he DID pull the whole tail off…
James got a jug of water and was about the dump it into the beaker when… CRASH!
Voldemort crashed through the door wand in hand; he looked in horror at his cards that were just about to get soaked with James's jug of water.
"Accio water," Voldemort yelled frantically waving his wand around… SPLASH!
"No!! My robe! I meant with the jug not just the water!" Voldemort screeched, James ducked under the table. Voldemort snatched the cards out of the beaker with relief and ran out the door happily sighing, "I finally have my Pokemon cards back!"
James had crawled out from under the table looking confused, "Pokemon cards? Those aren't Pokemon cards those are…"
"Digimon cards!" Voldemort screamed in fury, "What happened to my Pokemon cards?!"
-Later that night-
Lily Evans slipped into the common room with pure joy she hadn't sold her Digimon cards but she found later on in the day Pokemon cards in her bag which got her 1.5 billion in the auction.
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Next Chapter: Chapter 5: Whoa is that the TITANIC?!
(Watched the Titanic a few days ago...)