Hola! I can't say thank for the reviews but whatever! Here is the first chapter. Enjoy!
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The Vivacious Affair Mansion, Los Angeles CA
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Light down on the couch with his guitar in hand…of course that was hard to do with his band members getting in one of their arguments.
Fist was sitting on the couch eating a bowl of chips and looking extremely pissed as Ryuk began to explain why she should eat apples over chips.
"I'm not eating a f***king apple," Fist said angrily, "and by what you are saying…You think I'm fat!"
"No," Ryuk said with a shrug. "I'm saying that you have bad eating habits."
Scars sat down hard next to Light with her MAC AIR. She scoffed, "And what are you? A f***king Doctor?"
"No," Ryuk replied.
Light cleared his throat loudly.
"If you guys are done I would like tobe able to write this song," he muttered.
Scars shrugged and replied, "You can do that, but I think we have to mess with our competition."
Fist threw a handful of chips towards Ryuk, who was hanging up side down from the armchair.
"Yeah,' she answered evilly, "we seriously should."
Scars scrolled down the page before her jaw dropped.
"Holy shit, their guitarist is…gay?" she said slowly.
"What's wrong with being gay?" Light asked her rubbing his temples.
"Nothing," she answered, "It's just interesting…I never would have guessed."
"Cuz he is probably seme," Fist said munching on some chips.
"What?" Scars asked.
Light and Ryuk laughed quietly.
"God you are innocent, aren't you?" Fist answered, "It means he's doing the screwing."
"Well shit," Scars said, "So he's the guy…"
"Yes," everyone answered her.
"Well F***k."
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Ceasar's Palace, Las Vegas Nevada
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L was enjoying his day greatly till he arrived back to the suite only to hear moans and groans coming from the nearby rooms. He let out a sigh as he saw Near in a corner plugging his ears.
"Are you alright, Near?" he asked walking over and kneeling next to the small boy.
Near shook his head. Hell, L couldn't blame him, he could remember the first time he saw Matt and Mello screw each other…it was very weird to see so he ran out as soon as possible.
He had just returned from being almost raped by fan girls and his shirt was ruined. L took out his guitar from its case and began to play it in order to drown out the sound of the bed creaking.
Near walked over to L and sat next to him.
"L, I does one get a girlfriend?" he asked twirling a lock of his hair.
L stopped playing immediately.
"What do you mean, Near?" he asked placing the guitar and sitting down on his haunches.
"I mean, a girlfriend. A woman I'm in love or infatuaited with…" Near continued.
L bit his thumb and looked at the ceiling.
"Well, I neve really had a girlfriend that lasted past a one-night stand…I can't really say…"
"How did you get girls who were willing for a one night stand?"
'Well they usually come to you…and…you just do what is natural…" L answered.
"So having intercourse is natural?" Near persisted.
"Yes, it is a way confirming love and reproducing…as well as way to relieve sexual tension…" L answered.
"Oh…well I kind of just want a slow and steady girlfriend…" Near said.
"That is quite smart, Near, some girls would appreciate that but too bad you are in a rock band…good girls won't come near you," L said darkly.
"Well, I guess I will just have to be patient…"
Near was interrupted by a loud scream of pleasure.
"Well, I'm going to do something," L said standing up and running towards the door.
Near quickly followed as another scream filled the air.
L frowned and said, "Well f***k."