Bored.
Sorry I didn't update.
My grades dropped and my dad had a fit.
Feburary 21th, 2009.
10:00 am.
Place:My house.
Diary..(Or Journal, I'm not one to judge.) I'm sorry I haven't written on your face for the last three days.
I had to come back home from Camp Rock. Sigh, Camp Rock.
So what's been a-happening, you ask?
First, I figured out Ronald McDonald's EVILLLL plans for 2010.
He's gonna..-in whispering tone now- Take over the world. -out of whispering tone-
Ronald McDonald is so scary. I wonder what his kids would look like...EWWW, weird mental image.
Burger King sucks. One time, I asked for some fries and got a bunch of onion rings. EWWW, onions.
Who the hell gets "I want Onion Rings." out of "Gimme some goddammm fries."?
Like, what the hizzle?
My mom told me that I should go out with Nate.
So did Ella.
So did Sander.
So did Barron.
So did Lola.
So did Mitchie.
So did Peggy.
So did Shane.
So did Brown.
So did Tess.(Weird)
So did Nate's other exes.(Includes, two-faced rockstar-normal bitch Hannah Montana, Weirdo Alex Russo and babysitter girl, Camille Belle.)
So did Nate's entire family.
WHAT. THE. HELLLL?
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10:05 AM
Bored.
Went to go eat breakfast.
I pushed my sister out of her seat and sat in it.
She threw a fit, my mom shook her head and my dad rolled his eyes.
She screamed in rage and ran off in her 23 inch heels.
She's a witchy-nitchy bitchie.
Her name's Demi.(A/N:Wink, wink!)
She looks strangely like Mitchie. And some other girl who works at my favorite show So Random, Sonny Munroe. AND some girl who was at my school, her name was Charlotte.
She LOVED Danny. Danny loved her. Until recently, she moved and Danny moved...ON. HAHAHA, get it? Just...because...ya know...I...Oh forget it.
Sonny rawks.
And so does Mitchie.
Charlotte had a gap, HAHA!
Oh my god, did you know that there are these three brothers, their names are Jonas, their all extremely hawt and their band name is the Jonas Brothers?
So awesome!!! Not.
Joe:"Oh my god guys, since ya know, we're like, so awesome and our last name is Jonas, we should be called the Jonas Brothers."
Nick: "Totally..."
Kevin:"Righteous, where'd you get that idea?"
Joe: "It just...came to me."
Nick & Kev: "Whoaa.."
Their dumb.
Except Nick.
He's hot.
EXTREMELY.
10:15 AM
BITCHIE RHYMES WITH MITCHIE!
OH NO!
It took me 10 minutes to realize that!
I know, I'm smart.
Hehe, I am smart right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?!
Sigh.
OH WELL...
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11:15 AM
You how some people are bored to tears?
What if that's literial?
LIke, what the hell?
Why would you cry over boredom?
That's wimpy as shit.
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11:17 AM
If I could, I'd kill the Burger King.
He sucks!
Dunkin Donuts rawk!
And Wendy's.
And KFC.
Oh hell yea, KFC.
They rawk!
And um...
Pizza Hut!
Not Doniminos.(Or however you spell it)
Who the hell eats a dessert pizza? Nasty as hell!
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12:07 am
Texting Mitchie.
Here's the whole chat.
Yo, Cait.
Yo, sup?
Just the ceiling, u?
My ceiling. And a Nick Jonas poster.
Ew, Jonas Brothers?
Hey, they're hot.
Joe is. EXTREMELY.
Nick is soo hot.
Ew, no he's not.
Well, Edward Cullen is hot.
Duh!
And Jacob Black.
Ohh, Hott werewolf alert!
Haha, you're so right.
Oh, and Harry Potter!
Nah, I like Malfoy.
I like him too but that slick hair that one movie? HAWTT.
True.
So what's up with cookie-cutter popstar and you?
Oh, the usual making out, kissing and stuff.
Ew.
Haha, you're just jellin' because Nate doesn't like you.
What? I don't like him.
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Yeah.
HAHA!
DAMMIT!
See ya later.
Bye.
And there's the whole chat.
I gotta go, I'm going to the mall, BYEE!