Ya know the drill.

Hi.=Caitlyn.

Hi.=Nate.

Hi.=Shane.

Hi.=Jason.

Hi.=Mitchie.

February 25th.

4:00 PM.

My House, Dumbass Journal...

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER E-V-E-R watch a Behind The Music, it sucks like your mom. Haha, your mom.

Ben Stiller fuckking sucks.

That guy acts like Dopey, the seventh dwarf(Or fourth, I don't really know, nor do I fucking care.)

My drunk ass mom told me that "I need to slepe with Nate so my dog can become famous."

First off, I'll sleep with Nate when Hell freezes over and I..don't....have a dog.

My mom is weird.

And dumb.

I luff her.

4:23 PM

Why the hell am I awake? Mitchie doesn't text or call me anymore and neither does anyone else.

Fucking bastards. You know what? I'm giving them the cold shoulder. As a matter of fact, I'm gonnna pretend I never went to camp.

HAHA! Take that, Mitchie Bitchie!

Demi's getting on my fucking nerves.

She's saying "Check it out, check it out, check it out!" Demi fucknig sucks.

Watching So Random! when Sonny's a fat waiter..

Chad Dylan Cooper is so hot. But I don't like Mackenzie Falls.

It's so dramatic. Is it really, Chad? Is it really?

Haha, I saw that footage on the behind the scenes of So Random!

Sonny rawks.

Mitchie doesn't.

Demi doesn't.

My younger, younger sister Alex rawks.

She reminds me so much of Selena Gomez.

I heard Selena is dating Cole Sprouse.

5:00 PM

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

I just busted my head open on my front door. I stepped on Demi's skateboard and slipped back, splitting my head open on the door.

Oh, it fucking hurts!

Oh no, blackout....

6:34 PM

Where the fuck am I? There's all these monitors surronding me and a tube up my nose and my wrist. I can barely speak and the only thing I'm managed to do is piss off a doctor by not speaking. And write in you.

Ugh, I feel so numb. I heard the white door click open and I look up to see Mitchie creeping in. I slowly wave and smile weakly.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Mitche tells me that "You were a moron and got a concussion on the door. You might need surgery." WHAT THE FUCK?

"Also, you might turn paralyzed." SHITTTTT!

I scream. Really loud. I mean, like I busted the screen door. A nurse came in , looked at it and said "I'm not cleaning that shit up."

I laughed. I'm spending three days in the hospital.

I'm going back to sleep, see ya Diary.