Some people are mean.
Alright, that last chapter was my worst.
EVER.
Never ever gonna do another like that.
....
Hi.-Nate.
Hi.-Shane.
Hi.-Jason.
Hi.-Tess.
Hi.-Mitchie.
Hi.-Caitlyn.
7:02 AM, February 28th, 2009.
Mitchie's house.
Dear Caity's diary,
I am Mitchie.
Shane Grey's awesome, sexy girlfriend.
Yah, you're screaming on the inside now, aren't yah?
I'm THAT famous.
HEHE, I'm kidding.
Dude, Caity's a cusser!
Let's seeeeeeeee.....
Nate, Nate, Mitchie Bitchie, Nate, Nate, Nate.
She's very Nate-obsessed, ain't she?
She doesn't know becuase she's jacked up on morphine but I basically stole you.
Don't worry, Caity ain't a junkie.
Sure, she had wide eyes all the time and she's hyper but no drugs.
That I know of.
I'm gonna update this for her.
Today.
Then, it's Jason.
Then, it's Nate.
And if she's really sprained, Shane.
But Jason's really hyper right now.
Did I mention me, Peggy, Sanders, Barron, Lola, Tess, Natey, Shaney, and Jasey are in my room right now?
Oh, I didn't?
Well, I did now!
7:05 AM
Nate's hooked on Monster.
He's running around outside my house screaming "OH NO, MY DOG FLEW OVER THE RAINBOW!" Over and over again.
It's annoying.
And Shane's laughing his ass off.
Jason's watching birds.
Peggy is talking about Zac Efron.
Tess just said that I am a diary-stealer.
I went "I am not!"
and we argued.
Then Lola screamed loud. "I wish Caitlyn was here! Nate wouldn't be outisde with his shirt off screaming that he misses her and Shane would've gotten smacked and Jason would've been distracted and you'd be tellnig her to stop writing in the diary."
I froze. "Um, Lola, what the HELL is your problem?" Tess looked annoyed.
Lola stood up and threw her hands in the air. "CAITLYN MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!"
I nodded and so did everyone else...except Nate.
7:34 AM
Nate's a crazy person.
he jumped into my pool.
It's freaking winter!
He got out like, shivering.
He was like, "Yo, where's my rainbow dog?"
I was like, "What the hell? Nate, you even have a dog, let alone a rainbow dog."
He gasped. "My rainbow dog died?" Sanders laughed.
"No, you don't have a dog."
Nate started to cry. "Nate, Caitlyn will kiss a manly guy!" Shane's so freaking smart.
Nate stopped and grinned.
8:23 AM
Yo, Cait's Diary!
IT'S NATE B IN THE HIZOUSE!
THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHER-
YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE NO, YOU'RE YES AND YOU'RE NO-
I'M HOT, YOUR COLD, YOU GO AROUND, LIKE YOU KNOW, WHO I AM, BUT YOU DON'T, YOU GOT ME ON MY-
I'm bored.
I HAVE A RAINBOW CAT!
Nate, I thought it was a dog?
......MITCHIE, SHANNE'S BEING MEAN!
Moron.
OH NO, YOU DI-DN'T!
.........You're so freaking weird.
8:34 AM
Is it bad that I screamed at Nate?
He ran away, crying his eyes out.
8:45 AM
I'm tired.
Nate's still not back yet,
Jason's singing Barney,
Shane's watching ALL his music videos,
Peggy is obsessing over Zac Efron,
Tes is crictizing everyone,
Lola is singing What It takes...AGAIN,
Sanders is drooling over Peggy,
Barron is watching Lola.
And I'm bored.
I'm gonna go visit your rightful owner.
9:23 AM
Stupid Traffic.
Sorry, I'm gonna be a bit late to visit Cait.
LALALALALALA...
OMG, the Jonas Brothers 3D MOVIE!
I saw it, I went completely crazy over Joe Jonas shirtless!
I mean, that boy got a nice ass bod on him!
Too bad Nick didn't take off his shirt.
That would've been three shirtless fine boys in the movie.
And I would've died and gone to heaven.
But he didn't and I didn't so I'm pissed.
But just seeing Joe and Kevin is a dream come true.
Oh, YAY!
The traffic's cleared!
9:34 AM
Stupid idiots!
They won't le tmee go see her!
They told me that she can't have any visitors after she broke Shane's hand.
Stupid Shane...
It's all his fault.
--
10:02 AM
Yo, Shane here.
Mitchie came back home, stomped on my broken hand and fell asleep in her bredroom.
Maybe it's her time of the month...
My hand freaking hurts.
Let's listen to some music.
Oh wait, you don't have ears.
HAHA!
Ow, I hurt myself laughing.
Oh well!
Hah, I'm writing on your face.
--
10:23 AM
Is it just me or is everyone writing in you today?
Hm, it's just me isn't it?
Oh yeah, Nate here.
Yah know, Sexy, muscular, awesome, manly Nate?
Don't listen to Mitchie or Shane, they're high...On love.
Ew, lame joke alert. Haha, I'm kidding.
Shane's weird. He's sitting next to me, reading what I'm writing then asking questions.
No Shane.
No, I will not!
Okay...
Alright, go get your own pancakes, dumbass!
Alright, he's gone.
Mitchie's sleeping.
Lola's kissing Sanders.
Barron is kissing Peggy.
Tess is trying to kiss me.
EW, GET OFF ME!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I GOT TESS' COOTIES ON ME!
EWWW, MOMMMMYYYYYYYYY!
--
11:18 AM
Took a hot shower.
I think I got Tess cooties off of me.
I hopeee.....
Alright....
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12:08 PM
EEEEPPPPP!
IT'S ME, JASEY WASEY!
HAHA, I'M LOOKNIG FOR BIRDS!
DUN, DUN, DUN,
DAAHHHHHH!
I think Jason might lose her Diary.
He might.
So review!