DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. I do own this plot and any OC characters I may create along the way.
R&R!! XD
1 month:
"AHHH!!!" Sakura cried "Sensei!! I'm dying!!" the pink haired kunoichi frowned as she found herself encased in fire.
"Sustain the jutsu, don't allow it to affect you" Itachi smirked.
"B-but, it's so HOT!!" Sakura cried "OWW!!"
"Psh, this is nothing, forehead" Ino scoffed, even though she was really thinking:
Think of the fire as sensei, cause he's way hotter than this, HELL YEAH!!
Hinata trembled and fell unconscious to the floor. Tenten stood still, it was the same as a hot day to her.
2 months:
"Sakura!" Ino called out to her friend.
"Hn? What is it?" Sakura asked.
"How heavy are those weights sensei attached on your arms and legs?"
Sakura whimpered "About 250 pounds each..." was what she said before dropping unconcsious to the floor.
"Uh-oh...SOMEONE GET A MEDIC!!"
3 months:
"Tsunade-sama! I completed level 4!!" Sakura ran into her shishou's room, dripping with sweat.
Tsunade smiled "Good" then she went back to her stern face "NOW 500 laps around Konoha!"
"Whaaa?!!" Sakura pouted.
"Did I stutter?! NOW! NOW! NOW!!" Tsunade ordered.
"Psh, you're just like Anko, shishou" Sakura said before dunning to do her laps.
4 months:
"Ne, ne, sensei. Isn't it unfair that you can only use tai when I can use all? I don't really like handicaps" Sakura said as she aimed a few blows on Itachi, who was now announced to the public.
Itachi smirked "You're not good enough to beat me yet, Sakura-chan" he appeared from behind and was about to kick her, but he missed when she backflipped.
"You're underestimating me!" Sakura pouted "Kai!" she released the genjutsu.
"That's good, you were able to sense my genjutsu" Itachi said.
"Yes. And you're a cheater." Sakura informed him as she whispered "Jigoku-haka!(Hell's Grave)"
It seemed that Itachi wasn't able to detect that it was a genjutsu, and if he did know, he didn't do anything about it. He observed his surroundings.
"Welcome to Hell's Grave, sensei!" Sakura smiled.
Itachi nearly showed emotion: shock.
This is an advanced level technique, there's no way she could have used this he thought.
"Aren't you gonnna release it?" Sakura asked as demons rised from their graves around them.
"Hn"
"What does that mean?"
"Hn"
"Psh...all of you Uchihas are alike" Sakura snorted.
"That's not very ladylike" Itachi said.
"You're not exactly very manlike, prettyboy" Sakura grinned before disappearing.
Itachi glared at the spot she once stood.
"Kai" he said, but it didn't work. He sighed and pulsed chakra throughout his body before the Demons could attack. He could've sworn he saw Orochimaru amongst them.
Sakura took the chance as soon as he released the genjutsu to hit him with an attack. He blocked it with a kunai. They continued clashing...until Sakura finally lost from exhaustion.
"Your turn, Hina..." Sakura panted, taking a good drink of water.
5 months:
"Can't we take a break today?" Ino whined to Itachi.
"Aa..." he considered for a moment "I'll let you off early...no breaks..."
"Eh, better than nothing" Tenten shrugged.
"Aa..." Sakura groaned and quickly clasped her mouth.
"Sensei's rubbing off on you, Sakura" Ino giggled.
"He is not!" Sakura countered.
"Is too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"A-ano, Ino-chan...Sakura-chan..." Hinata poked them softly.
"WHAT?!" they yelled at her, unknowing of who it was.
Hinata twitched "HOW DARE YOU SCREAM AT ME!! I WAS JUST GOING TO FUCKIN TELL YOU THAT WE SHOULD GET TO TRAINING NOW!!!!!!"
"..." the girls were wide-eyed O.O...
"Whoa..." Tenten mouthed out.
Itachi looked at Hinata curiously, but he still had his poker face on.
6 months:
"Sakura, your results are in" the Hokage said.
Sakura nodded "How did I do?"
"Take a look at it yourself" Tsunade handed her her papers.
Sakura took a glance at it and smirked. Top marks in the jounin exam.
"If your done...try to complete level 14 of the medical scrolls. It's the final level. I'm really surprised you could finish it all in such a short time" Tsunade smiled at her.
Sakura turned her smirk towards Godaime.
"Aa..." she said and left the office.
"She's starting to sound like him..." Tsunade sighed, shaking her head in disappointment "Troublesome"
"Tsunade-sama, you're a hypocrite" Sakura voice was heard.
"Ah! She heard that?" Tsunade raised and eyebrow in frustration.
"Sure did. You'll be surprised what I hear about" Sakura's voice was heard again.
"Oh really? Then SHUT UP Sakura!"
7 months:
"Mission!! YES!!" Ino cried "It's been so long!!"
"Hell yeah!" Hinata smirked.
"Aa..." Sakura smirked as well.
"Sensei's rubbing off on you two the most" Tenten commented, snickering.
"Has not" Hinata frowned.
"Hn..." Sakura replied "...damn..."
"So what's the mission?" Ino asked.
"Escorting some guy to Kirigakure..." Sakura said boredly "Hn. I don't get why we have to do this, isn't this like, genin leveled?"
"Well, Konohamaru hurt his leg playing ninja, so we had to take over..." Tenten sighed.
"Agh! That sucks!" Ino whined.
"Hn. Tell me about it" Hinata shrugged.
8 months:
"Lord Frederick!" Sakura glomped Itachi.
He slowly turned to her "What?"
"I don't know..." Sakura's eyes were half open.
He laughed softy and poked her forehead.
"Ow!" Sakura pouted.
"Childish pink haired brat..." Itachi stated.
"That's so mean!!" Sakura furrowed her eyebrows.
"Hn. You're cute" Itachi smirked.
Sakura found herself blushing crimson "Hn!" she crossed her arms and turned away.
9 months:
"Ne...sensei...are you a pedophile?" Tenten cautiously asked.
Itachi twitched.
"Wari! Wari! It was a dare!" Tenten cried and ran away.
"SHANNARO!!!" Sakura cried, creating an eathquake so large, Itachi almost fell inside of it.
"Watch it" Itachi said.
"Hn" Sakura glared—or tried to—but she was too lazy.
Itachi sighed "Sakura, genjutsu training now"
"Hai, hai..." she waved a yes and put her hands in her pockets...but then remembered that the damned shorts she was wearing didn't have pockets.
"DAMNED GIRL SHORTS!!" Sakura cried, making the ground crack with every step she took.
"That's not coming out of my paycheck" Genma said after he told Itachi that the Hokage needed him.
"Sakura, It seems I have a mission. Add 100 more pounds to your weights. Do the same warm ups like usual, but make it 500 laps along with the others. Tell the others to add 20 more pounds to their weights, and battle eachother daily. Other than that, you're free" Itachi ordered before going to Tsunade.
"100 more pounds?" Sakura raised an eyebrow, but shrugged "I was starting to feel light anyways...how much will it be now? Like 500 pounds for each weight then? Hmmm...I think I might just die..."
CHA!! NO YOU WON'T I'LL HELP YA!!
I'm not going to give you any more cash...
Tch, evil girl...
-glares-
AHH! I'm sorry! Gomen, gomen! Oh, lookie there, Inner Hinata lost the poker chips, mm...bye!
Sakura laughed at her Inner and made her way to the other girls.
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"Tenten, do you have any more weights?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, a lot" Tenten replied "Why?"
"Weasel-chan-sensei says that I need another 100 lbs and you and the others need to add 20, that'll make it 400."
Tenten frowned "I swear, that man is trying to kill us..."
Sakura chuckled "Yeah, and it's 500 laps now. Why not 501?"
"Why 501?"
"Because odd numbers are cool..." Sakura replied.
"You're weird" Tenten smiled.
"Aa..." Sakura began "Thanks for the compliment..."
"Tenten-chan! Sakura-chan! The boys are coming today! They're almost at the gates!" Hinata ran up to them.
Sakura smirked "Really?"
"Yeah!" Hinata smiled.
"What's they're condition?" Tenten asked.
"It seems they're unharmed"
Sakura nodded "Let's get Ino, some weights from Tenten's place and then we can go greet them"
The girls agreed and went to get their sleeping blonde companion. Hopefull they could make it out of her house ALIVE. Ino tends to get a temper tantrum when awoken. Then they stopped by Tenten's house to get the weights.
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"Mommy...daddy...I'll be joining you soon..." Sakura whispered and fell to the floor.
"Forehead! Get up!" Ino kicked her, but she wouldn't budge. Maybe it's because she now weighed 500 pounds.
"Oh-ho-ho-ho..." Sakura whined, sobbing.
"Ook...You're not Santa Claus, you know" Ino laughed.
"Shut the hell up pig! 500 lbs is REAAAAAALLLY heavy!" Sakura whined.
"So is 400, you know" Ino furrowed her eyebrows.
"Whatever, let's go meet the guys already..." Sakura sighed, forcing herself up. When she was unable to do so she made a few handsigns "Inner Release..."
"CHA!!" Sakura, now Inner Sakura took over Sakura's body.
"Inner Release" Hinata muttered, sweating heavily. Inner Hinata had taked over her body. Both girl's minds were still in control though.
"Alright, let's go..." Sakura said "CHA!"
"HELL YEAH!! I'm gonna kick some ass!!" Hinata and her Inner yelled.
"You two are weird, having Inners like that" Tenten laughed.
"AWW, SHUT UP!!" Inner Sakura yelled "Ne, Shut up...you're giving me a headache...IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A PARTY POOPER!!! URUSAI!!" Sakura outbursted.
"Yes ma'am..." Inner Sakura said, cowering down before the almighty Sakura.
Sakura released the jutsu and caught herself before she could fall.
"She's so annoying..." Sakura muttered as they reached the gate.
Sure enough, there were the guys...Asuma, Chouji, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gai, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Neji, Naruto and Sas-gay...MUAHAHAHA!! Er...sorry.
"Sakura-chan!!" Naruto ran up to her and hugged her. She didn't even budge from the impact.
"Huh? Sakura-chan, you've gotten REALLY heavy..." Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.
Hinata no longer blushed in front of him "Yo, Naruto" she said.
"Hinata?" Neji asked, slightly concerned of his cousin's 'unusual' behavior.
"Whatsup?" Sakura waved at everyone.
"Hey...what's wrong with Hinata?!" Kiba tilted his head.
"Aa..." Sakura grabbed Naruto's neck and hung him in the air before dropping him to the floor with ease.
"What's 'aa'?" Kiba asked.
"Aa..." Hinata sighed.
"Ohayo, Lee, Neji" Tenten smiled.
"Shikamaru, Chouji..." Ino waved.
"Anything happened while we were gone?" Kakashi asked.
"Aa..." Sakur replied.
"Shut up with the damned 'Aa'!!" Kiba cried.
"Hn" Sakura shrugged.
"Damn! You sound just like Sasuke and Neji!!" Kiba was getting frustrated.
Sakura ignored him and pointed at Akamaru "You're big and fluffy now, Akamaru..."
Kiba sweatdropped.
"Ok, now that we've said our hellos, we better get to training." Tenten smiled.
"I didn't assign any training..." Gai furrowed his eyebrows.
"We could always just cut, he wouldn't find out" Ino suggested.
"Yes I would" Asuma said.
"I don't give a damn..." Sakura shrugged.
"You're ok with cutting?" Kakashi asked.
"Ha, she's probably still too weak" Sasuke remarked.
Sakura glared at him. On instinct she cast a genjutsu.
Sasuke fell unconscious to the floor.
"Oi! Who did that to teme?!" Naruto asked.
Ino giggled "Later guys! We decided we don't want to get killed by Weasel-chan-sensei!" she waved and the 4 girls ran away.
"Am I missing something here?" Gai asked.
"It wouldn't be a first..." Asuma remarked.
"Oh! I forgot to confess my love to Sakura-san!!" Lee remembered "Sakura-san!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!" he cried out.
"Wait until we report to Hokage-sama" Neji said.
"Oh right! YOUTH!!" Lee yelled, and headed towards the Hokage with Naruto following behind.
Was that ok? Hmm?
Oh and sorry ShadowYumii, but I don't want to reveal Itachi just yet. Thanks to everyone who reviewed!
Naruto: Hurry up, Rara-chan!!
Huh? Ahh! Chotomatteyo, Naruto!
BYES!