DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. I do own this plot and any OC characters I may create along the way.
R&R! PLEASE!! THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED!!! XDDD
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"Who is the sensei of the wonderful Sakura-san?!" Lee asked Tenten.
"Hokage-sama" she smirked when she saw the amusement on their faces.
Sasuke spit out his water "What?!"
"It's true" Hinata glared at the dumb Uchiha.
"Hn. She's probably frustrating to work with. I pity the fool who gets stuck with her" Sasuke said.
"You're aggravating." Hinata muttered at him.
"Hinata just got troublesome..." Shikamaru sighed.
"You say something, pineapple?" Hinata glared at him.
"P-P-Pineapple?!" Shikamaru cocked an eyebrow in shock.
"Your head resembles a pineapple greatly, as does Uchiha-san which resembles a chicken's ass." Hinata said calmly.
"Hahahahahaha!!" Naruto clutched his stomach "You got dissed by Hinata!!"
Hinata smiled at Naruto.
"Mmm..." Chouji licked his lips "Pineapple...chicken...-drools-"
"Oh damn" Shikamaru backed up.
"So, Hinata-chan! Who is this 'Weasel-chan-senpai'?" Naruto asked with air quotes.
"I don't think I want to tell you" Hinata said, putting aside her ramen bowl.
"Awww...whyyyy?" Naruto pouted.
"Because it'll be fun not to" Hinata grinned.
"Tch...then can you describe him?" Naruto raised his eyebrows in hope.
"Sure" Hinata said.
"Ok, then go ahead!!" Naruto grinned...really big it was scary...like that Grinch dude...
"Hot" Tenten and Hinata replied.
"Huh?" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.
"Sensei is hot." Tenten laughed.
Sasuke nearly choked on his ramen "That's so wrong..."
"No it's not. It's the TRUTH." Tenten said.
"Even you think he's hot Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked.
Hinata shrugged "Yeah, I mean I said so, right?"
"What's his name?" Naruto asked.
"I won't tell you. But his nickname is Weasel-chan-sensei" Hinata said.
"Do you guys like him or her?" Lee asked. As Shikamaru's head fell on the counter, showing that he was asleep.
"Yes. He's cool. I think Sakura has a crush on him. No one's sure though, she's changed a lot. Sensei rubbed off on her, she's talking like him now." Tenten said.
"Urusai, Tenten!" Sakura blushed lightly as she came back "I do not like him!"
"Sure you don't" Tenten said sarcastically.
"Hn" Sakura crossed her arms "Weasel-chan-sensei is my SENSEI. Sicko" she muttered.
Tenten stuck her tongue out at her.
"Wanna go to the Forest of Death?" Sakura asked.
"Why?" Hinata asked.
"I miss Tika-chan" Sakura shrugged.
Tenten sighed "That giant centipede? And I'm a sicko...psh..."
The guys stared at her weird.
"Stop trying to act tough, Sakura. You're not good at it. And the Forest of Death? You wouldn't last a day in there alone." Sasuke teased.
DAMN THAT BASTARD!! MUST KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAKURA!! REFRAIN FROM KILLING THE IDIOT!! YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!!!! JUST REFRAIN FROM IT!! REFRAIN!!!!!!!
Ino patted Sakura's shoulder "He doesn't know what we're capable of"
"Right." Sakura breathed.
"Till then, why not have some fun for the rest of the day? Ask him out"
"Ugh why?"
"To annoy him, duh" Ino smacked her forehead.
"Oh! Genius!" Sakura grinned.
"Sasuke-kun, will you go out with me?" she asked.
"No" he said.
Sakura grinned wider "Come oooonnnn" she whined.
"Shut up, Sakura."
"Pleaaaassseee!!"
"Go out with yourself"
"But I'll die without you!!!!" Sakura begged.
"Oh, that's different"
"Really?!!"
"Yeah. Now all I have to do is refuse" Sasuke smirked.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!"
"WHAT, DAMMIT!?!!"
"...you're so meann..." Sakura fake cried.
"Aww, it's ok, Forehead" Ino snickered and embraced her friend "Don't cry"
"Teme! You hurt Sakura-chan's feelings!!" Naruto scowled.
Hinata and Tenten laughed "No he didn't"
Sakura looked back up "Mmkays. Shishou said we have the rest of the days off until sensei returns. Expect him back in 3 days"
"YES!!" Hinata and Tenten cried, high-fiving eachother.
"You guys seem relieved, is the hot sensei that bad?"
Sakura twitched "D-don't call him that, Naruto...it sounds really wrong..."
Naruto blushed "Oh, sorry. Hey! Sakura-chan! Can you tell me why you got so heavy?"
"Sakura-chan and the rest of us have weights on, but Sakura-chan's is heavier" Hinata explained.
"Really? How heavy?" Naruto asked.
"5 pounds?" Sasuke sneered.
"Sexist bastard" Sakura glared at Sasuke "You try walking around with an extra 2000 pounds on you"
The guys gawked...except for Shikamaru. He was still speaking. But the miracle. Chouji stopped eating for a second!! ZOMG!!
"2000 lbs?!! Is that even possible?!" Naruto asked.
"Aa..."
"DAMMIT SAKURA!! TOP TALKING LIKE HIM!!!" Ino snapped.
"Hn" Sakura smirked.
"FOREHEAD!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!"
"You're hurting my ears, pig" Sakura rolled her eyes when she spotted something, or rather someone.
"Sai!" Sakura grinned and jumped off her stool to glomp him.
"Oof" Sai grunted at the impact of a 2000+ lbs girl on him.
"Aah..." Sakura rubbed the back of her neck "Wari..."
Sai smiled at her "You're heavy...hag..."
"I am 2120 lbs thank you very much!" Sakura said.
"Hmm...I see your fatness" Sai remarked.
Sakura put her foot to his face and made him fall to the ground easily as she crushed hi pretty face with more than 500 lbs pressure.
"Who's that guy?" Naruto had a hint of jealousy in his voice.
"Oh my god! It's Sai!" Ino yelped and ran up to him as well.
"Am I missing something?" Naruto asked.
"While you were away on your training and Uchiha-san was being a traitor, Sai arrived. For a while now, he's been traveling but he's finally returned. He and Sakura have a sort of 'love/hate' relationship. Like brother/sister, really" Tenten explained.
"Mmmph! Mmph!!" muffling sounds were heard from Sakura's direction. She was rubbing her heel into Sai's face.
"Take that, baka, for leaving just like that. Man whore, get a new outfit." Sakura was heard muttering.
"S-Sakura-chan! You're gonna kill him!!" Naruto exclaimed.
Sakura sighed "I'd love to, but this is a substitution, baka"
'Sai' disappeared from sight.
"You knew?" Sai asked.
"Well, duh" Sakura said.
"How?"
"I don't know! Stop asking questions. Ino, help me kill him!" Sakura snarled.
"Yay!" Ino yelped "Double dog-pile!"
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Sai muttered curses as he walked with Sakura and her friends to a large field.
"You look like teme" Naruto pointed out.
"Oh. Is that the famous Sasuke-kun?" Sai asked.
Sasuke smirked "Hn"
"Oh. Then fuck you" Sai said, smiling.
Sasuke glared at him "Man whore"
"You're one to talk" Sai remarked.
"Can we have a party?" Ino asked.
"YEAH!" Tenten, Lee and Naruto shouted "It'll be so much fun!!"
"Oh boy..."Sakura and Hinata sighed.
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Everyone was at Ino's house. Her parents were on a mission.
"Let's play truth or dare!" Ino suggested.
"How troublesome..." Shikamaru yawned.
"Aa..." Sakura replied.
"SAKURA!! STOP TALKING LIKE SENSEI!!"
"You guys keep saying 'sensei' and 'weasel-chan-sensei' who the hell is he?!" Naruto groaned.
"Sakura's crush!" Ino grinned.
"Is not!!" Sakura yelled.
"Is too"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is NOT!"
"Is TOO!"
Sakura clenched her fists.
"Ok, ok, he's not!!" Ino cried, worried that Sakura would destroy her house's foundation.
Sakura smirked satisfied.
"Childish" Sasuke scoffed.
LEMME AT HIM, SAKURA!!!! COME ON!!!!! THAT GUY MUST DIEEEEE!!!!
I agree with you, but we can't...sadly.
"Let's just start already" Ino spinned the bottle. It landed on Hinata.
"Hinata, truth or dare?" Ino asked.
"...dare" she decided.
"I dare you to...french Naruto!" Ino grinned, proudly.
Hinata blushed 7 shades of red "I-I refuse!"
"Geez, Ino. You got Hinata stuttering again!" Tenten sighed.
"Come on, Hinata!!" Ino begged.
"I don't mind, Hinata-chan!" Naruto grinned, puckering his lips.
"Oh my god! Your lips look like a duck's butthole!!" Sakura pointed at Naruto.
Hinata hesitated "Oh my god, she's right..." she said in disgust.
"Come on, hurry up, Hinata!" Ino said.
Hinata closed the gap between her and Naruto and frenched him.
Neji came back into the room and saw this "Hinata-sama! Uzumaki, get off of her!!"
"It's a dare, chillax Neji" Ino said.
"A dare?! A dare?!!" Neji snarled "Naruto can't do that to Hinata-sama!!"
I'm lazy so I'll tell you what the people got:
Naruto: Drink toilet water.
Sasuke: Pick his nose and wipe it on his ear...-trembles-
Sakura: Kill Sasuke. Just kidding, she had to hug sensei and tell him she loved him when he came back...
Ino: She admitted she liked Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: Act and dress like a girl starting tomorrow.
Chouji: STOP eating...so much.
Tenten: Poke Neji with a kunai.
Neji: Make funny faces.
Lee: Kiss Sakura on the cheek. She didn't let him. He lost.
Kiba: French Akamaru...
Shino: Admits he LOVES his female bug...creepy... XD
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Then everyone went home and yeah. Next time, Shikamaru acts and dresses like a girl...Chouji isn't allowed to bring chips with him for a week, and random chaos!
Sorry, bad ending, I got lazyyyyy...
Mmkays! Ja!