DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. I do own this plot and any OC characters I may create along the way.
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Is something wrong with Fanfiction? I can't search for stories, anyone know?
This story is taking a twist. Sakura is going to become evil...in a way...and Itachi will become really...weird? Is that how you'd put it?
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"Troublesome women..." Shikamaru muttered as he exited his house with Ino's and Sakura's clothes on. He wore a too tight grey tanktop and a green skirt!!
"OH MY GOD!!!" Sakura laughed, she's never been so happy. Until now...when she saw Shikamaru. His hair was put down and he had, well...hairy legs? There was light green lipstick on his lips and Ino forced him to wear mascara.
"What's up Sakura-chan? Huh? What are you loking at?" he followed Sakura's gaze before he fell face first on the floor and began rolling around "HELL!!!! SHIKAMARU MAKES AN UGLY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"T-tranvestite..." Sakura giggled, her stomach hurting.
"This is so troublesome..." Shikamaru sighed.
"More...more like embarassing!!" Naruto choked out.
"Shut up, Naruto" Shikamaru ordered "You're the one who dared me"
"Hahahahaahahaaaaahahahaahahahaahaha!!!! Now go do the chicken dance whenever you see teme! I dare you!!"
"I refuse"
"Are you...a chicken?! Bkaw, bkaw, bawk bawk bawk!!" Naruto teased.
"You're the one doing the chicken dance and bawking like one..." Shikamaru rolled his eyes.
Naruto stopped "...Damn..."
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"NOOOOOOO!!!! MY FOOOOOOOD!!!!!!" Chouji fell to his knees on the ground, bawling his eyes out.
"Tsk, tsk tsk" Ino wagged her finger "No more than a bag of chips for a whole week, Chouji."
"You...you're so cruel..." Chouji glared at her.
"MUAHAHAHA!! NOW I, THE GREAT INO—"
"Pig" Sakura added.
"Forehead! You ruined the moment!" Ino whined "Now I have to start all over again..."
Sakura stifled a laugh "MUAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW I, THE GREAT INO, WILL EAT THE CHIPS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!"
Chouji gasped "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Temari nearly dropped her fan. She was in Suna. "What was that?" she asked herself.
Haku was in heaven. "What is that noise?" he asked himself.
A man from another galaxy dropped his groceries.
"What the hell is that sound?" he muttered as he scattered to pick up his groceries.
"Shut up, Chouji!!!" Ino yelled, but her sound would not get through.
"SOMEONE! GET HINATA, ASAP!!" Sakura ordered, they were partially able to hear her command over Chouji's voice.
Naruto got her there quickly.
Sakura mouthed out the words 'Shut the hell up Chouji'
Hinata nodded.
"SHUT THE HELL UP CHOUJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried.
Chouji stopped "Oh, sorry."
"Ugh...I forgot...we still have to do training today..." Sakura groaned.
"Dammit, girl!" Ino pouted.
"Let's get Tenten-chan then we can go" Hinata said.
"These weights are heavy..." Sakura groaned.
"Mhm..." Ino nodded in response. They dragged themselves over to Tenten's leaving the guys.
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"Sakura-chan! Whatcha doing?" Naruto asked.
"Running laps" Sakura said. She hadn't sweated one drop yet.
"Oh. How many?" he asked.
"I have to do 500" she responded.
Naruto stopped in his tracks as Sakura continued effortlessly. Even when she spoke, her voice showed no sign of moving.
"Wow..." Naruto mouthed "Aren't you going to train with us?"
"No" Sakura said "I am Weasel-chan-sensei's student and Godaime's for now. Not Kakashi's."
"Aww...how many laps did you run already?" Naruto asked.
"This is my last" Sakura said, emotionlessly before increasing her pace.
HER LAST?! THEN SHE DID 500 LAPS! SAKURA-CHAN IS AMAZING!!!!
She didn't break a sweat, either.
But wasn't she sweating like crazy yesterday?
Her body adapts fast. It's probably due to her inner self.
Inner self?Are you my inner self?
No fool. I am the Kyuubi.
Ohhh...well that explains everything!
Like what?
Psh...I don't know. I just said that because it sounded cool.
Hmph. Poseur.
WHAT?!!
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Sakura had finished her battle against Hinata. It took longer than her battle with Tenten because Hinata had Byakugan and she could close Sakura's chakra veins easily. In the end, 5 vessels were blocked but Sakura had healed them. Thank god for being a med nin. Tenten won against Ino for the first time. She had ended it with a water jutsu quickly followed by a lightning current. Ino was the only one knocked out that day, Sakura quickly woke her up.
"Peanut...butter..." Ino whispered as she slowly woke up.
"Huh?"
"Forehead..." she croaked "Come closer..." she gestured.
Sakura went closer.
"Closer..." Ino whispered.
Sakura neared her.
"Closer..."
This time, Sakura's ear was right beside Ino's mouth.
"I WANT PEANUT BUTTER NOW!!!!!" Ino demanded.
Sakura fell to the floor, clasping her ears shut with her hands. She trembled from the screeching noise that entered her ears.
"Ino! I think you killed her..." Hinata whispered.
Sakura slowly stood up and ran around in circles.
"Na na na na! Na na na na! Elmo's world! Na na na na! Na na na! Elmo's world!! Elmo loves his goldfish! His crayon toooooooo!!! That's Elmo's world!!" Sakura sang.
"She's gone mentally insane..." Tenten gasped.
"WHHEEEEEE!!!!!" Sakura said "THIS LAND IS MY LAND!! LADEEDADEEDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AGH!! BARNEY IS EVIL!!!" was the last thing Sakura shouted out before falling unconscious.
HEY! WAKE UP!! I CAN'T SEE IF YOU CAN'T SEE!
Barney...ACK!!!
SNAP OUT OF IT!!
-snores-
"S-Sakura?" Hinata nudged her "Sakura-chan?"
The only response was a large snore.
"Ohmigod! Ino! Look what you did to Sakura-chan!" Hinata poked her friend.
"Let's bring her to Godaime, then!" Ino suggested.
"In case you haven't noticed, she's like 2000 pounds" Tenten smacked her forehead.
"Then remove the weights!"
"Ohh...that's pretty smart...but if we do, the weights are going to explode or something and we'd have to wait for sensei!" Hinata reminded them.
"Who cares? Sakura's faster than Sasuke with the weights! She doesn't need them anymore"
"Ok..." Hinata sighed, unattaching Sakura's weights which were hidden behind her bandages.
Each one was thrown so they couldn't experience the blow.
They picked the now light Sakura up and brang her to Tsunade's.
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"Sakura's gone mentally insane..." Ino informed Tsunade of the current situation.
"Oh...I see. Ino come here for a second" Tsunade gestured for Ino to come.
"What is it?" Ino asked, going towards her.
Tsunade smacked her. It was chakra filled too.
"Oooowwwwwww..." Ino moaned, holding her red cheek.
"You destroyed my precious student!" Tsunade scolded "Your punishment will be to wear a fake...MUSTACHE!!"
Out of nowhere, Tsunade found a mustache and smacked it on Ino's face.
"Now out with you all! Leave Sakura here!" Tsunade shooed them away, leaving them feeling guilty.
Once they were gone...
There was a poof of smoke, and 'Tsunade' changed back to Sakura.
"It's so much fun messing with theirs and everyone's heads..." Sakura snickered "No one even noticed that I! Have been the Hokage for the day! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" she rubbed her hands together dangerously.
Tsunade was at a meeting with the annoying elders, so Sakura decided to have some fun.
There was a knock at the door. Sakura poofed back and the other Sakura disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Shadow clones...were awesome.
"Come in!" 'Tsunade' said, going back to her seat.
Wuh-oh...it was Tsunade.
"Imposter!" she cried.
"What are you talking about?" Sakura asked.
"I am the real Tsunade!!"
"No. You're Naruto." Sakura sighed.
Naruto poofed back "Dang! How'd you know!?"
Sakura poofed back "I'm Sakura! "
"Sakura-chan?!! You're being an imposter too?!!" Naruto practically screamed.
"Shut up, baka! We have control as Hokage for the whole day! And no one else knows that Tsunade is at a meeting...so we shall seize control of Konoha!!!!! Until shishou comes, that is." Sakura explained.
"Genius!" Naruto cried "Can I be Tsunade, though?"
"Shut up, we'll take turns every hour. It is currently my hour, so you poof into Shizune. And make a clone who will be Tonton" Sakura ordered.
Naruto grinned and nodded.
Sakura went to the roof/porch thing.
"CITIZENS OF KONOHAGAKURE!!!" she cried "I ORDER YOU ALL TO DO THE HOKEY POKEY HERE!! RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Kakashi appeared on the roof "The Hokey Pokey"
Sakura glared at him "Did I stutter? DO IT NOW!!!"
Kakashi sweatdropped.
"SING!!!!!" Sakura ordered.
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out..." as they sang, Sakura felt very content.
"GOOD!! I ORDER YOU TO HALT!!! THEN SING ELMO'S WORLD FOR ME!!!" she cried to the streets.
"Na na na na! Na na na na! Elmo's World..."
"VERY WELL DONE!! NOW SHIKAMARU! COME HERE AT ONCE!!! I HAVE TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DAYS AS A TRANVESTITE!!!" with that Tsunade smiled and waved before going back to her office with Naruto following behind."
This better be an effect from all of that sake... Kakashi sweatdropped.
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"Ahh...so geat. Get me sake Na—I mean Shizune" Sakura ordered.
Naruto bowed like Shizune would and obediently followed.
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"Are you really going to drink that?" Naruto asked Sakura.
Sakura grinned, nodding "Want some?"
"Boy, do I!!" Naruto exclaimed, taking out a cup and pouring some in, devouring it instantly.
Sakura sweatdropped and took a sip herself.
18 drinks later
"Ehehehehe..." Sakura laughed, getting dizzy, her cheeks flushing a pink color.
"Woooh!" Naruto took another drink, snorting and giggling.
Sakura was barely able to stay awake, the way her head was swaying back and forth. She took off the wrist and leg weights...why? Cause she felt like it.
"I'm a ballerina!!!" Sakura lept into the air, doing a grande jete.
"Wheeeeee!!!!" she spun around before falling unconscious on the floor. She transformed into Shizune.
Naruto transformed into Tsunade, grinning happily.
He cleared his throat "Shizune! Get up! Shizune!"
There was a large snore in response.
The door burst open. It was Asuma, Gai and Kakashi.
"Hokage-sama. Itachi Uchiha has been spotted in Konoha" Kakashi announced, glancing at the unconscious Shizune.
"Uhhh..." Shizune burped in her sleep.
"Itachi?!" Naruto cried "The bastard that ruined teme's life?!"
Kakashi squinted "N-Naruto?"
"Uhh...no!! This is a dream!!" Naruto swayed his hands around.
"Shizune is unlikely to get wasted like this." Asuma noticed.
"Crap..." Naruto cursed, he transformed back, shortly after, Sakura did to. She regained consciousness.
"Ehehehehe..." she giggled "Kakashi-sensei is a pretty girly...Gai-sensei...you have a hole in your spandex..." she snorted "Asuma-sensei...I know what you did with Kurenai-sensei...heheheheeee"
Asuma immediately turned crimson.
"Wheee!!!!" Sakura acted like a plane then started singing something incoherently.
Kakashi turned his attention to Naruto "You're in trouble, Naruto. Where is Hokage-sama? Itachi has been spotted in Konoha!"
"Ohhh! Sensei is baaaaack?!" Sakura asked "Tell him he's hot pleassssseee..." Sakura giggled and accidentally broke the wall.
"Ehehehehehe...-snort-"
"Sensei?" Naruto giggled "Silly...Itachi is not your sensei...eeeheeeeheeee Sakura-chan is so hotttttttt...-drools-"
With that, Sakura came back to reality and she stopped what she was doing.
"What was that?! BAKA NARUTO!!" Sakura kicked him, making the window break as he flew out into the starry sky.
"What's this about you calling Itachi, sensei?" Kakashi asked sternly.
"He's my sensei. He is no longer a missing nin. He now has 4 students. Myself, Tenten, Hinata and Ino. No longer a harm" Sakura said.
"Are you positive?" Kakashi asked "Why did you not tell us sooner?"
"Because it's fun messing with your heads" Sakura laughed...manically "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Then she collapsed on the floor.
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There you go. A random chapter, yeah...Itachi's back and he's stranger than ever. And what happened to Shikamaru? Why didn't he follow 'Tsunade's' orders and go to her office? In truth...I forgot about him. But I'll add some weird thing to make up for it, so yeah...AND THE TITLE! It is now going to be called: Being Weak is Equivalent to Randomness
I don't know why. I just felt like it...oh well! Ja!