1+1=11?

The next day,Umi dragged herself out of bed and yawned "Ah shit...more training with Itachi." She thought to herself. She quickly got changed and walked out to see Itachi waiting for her. "Good morning, Brat." Itachi said. Umi frowned then stood in front of him "What we learning today?" Umi hissed. "Where going to activate your sharingan..." Itachi glared. "Er...hello?" Umi said as she waved her hand in his face "I'm only half Uchiha!" She frowned. Itachi frowned more "You may be half but you still have Uchiha blood in you is very unlikely that you will activate both your blood inheritance limits but we'll have to see." Umi lifted an eyebrow. Itachi sighed "Does your clan have a blood inheritance limit?" Umi looked confused.

"Kekkei Genkai?" He asked. Umi shook her head. Itachi sighed and pulled out a write board and pen from the back pack behind hind him and wrote 'Kekkei Genkai' he turned the board around and showed it to Umi "Do you know what that says?" He frowned "Pfft yer." She nervously laughed. Itachi rose an eyebrow "What does it say?" Umi squinted her eyes
"Ke....Ke.......Keshi...ke." She struggled. Itachi eyebrows rose higher as Umi continued to read. "Keshi...kemi...kekeshi..." she continued. Itachi put the board down. "Do you need glasses?" He asked with his eyebrows still risen

"No of course not!" Umi shouted. Itachi frowned.
"Then why couldn't you read it?"

"Er...." Umi said struggling for words. Itachi rose another eyebrow. "Brat?" He said with a annoyed tone. "Ok ok!" She shouted at him. "I can't read,I can't count, I can't spell there I said it." She said as she folded both arms and squinted her eyes. Itachi kept quite for a few seconds. "You can't read...Count...or spell?" Umi glared at him "Go ahead and laugh, like the other kids did."

"I'm not going to laugh..."

"Then what you going to do?" Umi asked. Itachi sighed "I'm going to teach you." Umi turned to Itachi "It won't work the teachers tried and they gave up." Itachi frowned. "Well I'm not going to give up." Umi looked up at him and smiled.

Inside the hideout Itachi walks up to a member hiding his face behind a lollipop looking mask. "Hey Tobi?" He asked. The lollipop face, Tobi turned around and looked at Itachi though the one hole in his mask. "Oh hey Itachi-San!" he cheerfully said. Itachi leaned over to him and whispered something in his ear. Tobi jumped with joy "Sure I'll do that!" Itachi nodded and walked off as Tobi skipped off. Itachi then walked up to Deidara. "Hey Deidara I need a favour." Deidara turned around and frowned. "Depends what it is hm" Itachi rolled his eyes and whispers into Deidara's ears. Deidara glared "No way...hm" He hissed. Itachi lifted an eyebrow. "Come on Deidara."

"Nope!"
"I'll get you a packed of clay."

"Make that two packets of clay and new clips hm."

"Fine whatever.." Itachi sighed. Deidara grinned and walked off. Itachi then moved on to the other member hiding behind a mouth mask
"Hey Kakuzu!" Itachi greeted.
Kakuzu glared "What do you want." He hissed.
"Can you do me a favour?" Kakuzu Grinned under his mask. "Does it involve...Money?" He sniggered, Itachi rolled his eyes and sighed. "Yes..." Kakuzu Grinned more "What is it then?" Itachi whispered in his ears, "Sure I'll do that!" He laughed "60 yin." He grinned more, Itachi hissed "Fine.." he said as he search though his pockets and gave Kakuzu the 60 yin, Kakuzu grinned and walked off. Itachi walked over to Umi's room where Tobi,Deidara and Kakuzu where waiting. Itachi walked in and coughed to get Umi's attention "Meet your teachers brat." Umi looked up at the members while she was sitting on the floor. "Tobi will teach you to count, Deidara will teach you to read and Kakuzu will teach you to spell." Umi nodded. "I'll stay here and watch." He turned to the member. "Tobi you go first, Deidara and Kakuzu I'll call you in when it's your turn, Okay?" The two members nodded and walked off. Itachi walked over to the bed and watch Tobi. "Er right then...I'm Tobi and I'll be teaching you numbers." He nervously said "ok first off what's....one plus one?." he asked Umi, as she struggled to answer "err...eleven?" she answer, "Er no..." Tobi frowned
"It's two..." Tobi looked up at Itachi, to see Itachi head in hand shaking his head with embarrassment. "'Kay moving on." Cough Tobi to clear his throat
"Can you count?" He questioned, Umi looked up
"Kinda." She confessed.

"Show me."

"one,two,three,four,five,seven,six,eight,elven,ten-"

"Ok stop." Tobi said interrupting her counting. "You mixing the numbers around." He frowned "Dick head."He mumbled behind his mask. Umi looked up and glared as she could hear what he said. Tobi looked at her and notice she heard as a huge sweat drop appeared. "Baka." Itachi grunt.

They carried though the night, as it then became dawn. Tobi was lying on the floor , snoring. Itachi was asleep on Umi's bed and Umi was still sitting on the floor arm and legs folding glaring at the sleeping Tobi, She got up and grabbed a mega phone she sat back down and place one end in her mouth and the other over Tobi's ear. She took a deep breathe in before shouting "
TOBI SEMPAI WAKE UP!!!" This woke both Itachi and Tobi up but Tobi sprung up and glared at Umi "You fucking cunt!" The jumped at Umi but she quickly moved out the way. She then legged it out the room, arms in the air screaming. Tobi followed her before Umi knew it he caught up with her. He pinned her to floor, as she wiggled Tobi moved his mask slightly to the side to
"FUCK!" Umi shouted as she knew what he was going to do.
"Gomennasai!" She shouted again. "Oh so you know what I'm going to do?" Grinned Tobi with his mouth full of saliva. Umi nodded, as this was the same trick Taia used to do to her. "Oh well." Grinned Tobi. The hideout was silent until a spitting noise followed by Umi's 'Ew'.

Umi entered back into the room where Itachi was waiting, He looked up to see tissues in one of Umi's ears , Her frowning and Tobi leaning one arm on her hair. Itachi blinked "I don't wanna know."