A/N: hello children it's me again and I just wanted to say that unless you're a little different and read the fifth chapter first then thanks for reading this far and here's another chapter coming at cha! R&R!

With Hermione not being in Harry and Ron's next class they continued to talk about their hot new teacher.

"Man, she just bumped my hot kindergarten teacher below on the list." Ron laughed as they turned the corner heading for History of Magic.

"List, what list?" Harry asked

"Oh…uh my list of teachers I would do." Ron blushed.

"Nice, I don't have any, besides Professor Amadahy." Harry said "All my other teacher were bald and fat and sweaty." He shivered remembering the school that his uncle and aunt forced him to go to.

"Speaking of bald and fat…" Ron whispered as they entered the classroom to see Professor Binns floating by the chalkboard. They took their regular seats in the back of the classroom.

"Tell me about it." Harry rolled his eyes. "Who else is on your list?"

"Uh…no one." Ron said looking anywhere but at Harry.

"You're a terrible liar Ron, come on I won't laugh." Harry said wishing he hadn't promised anything. He never knew with Ron.

"Okay…you swear you won't judge me?" Ron asked. Harry thought, with Ron so nervous to tell him how could he say no? Harry nodded. "Okay well Madam Hooch."

"WHAT!?" Harry cried, causing the entire classroom to turn around and look at him. He lowered his voice, "Dude, she's like 50 years old! She's married and she has a kid in our grade!"

"Well you said you wouldn't judge." Ron whined

"How could I not?" Harry said.

"True but come on you gotta admit…"

"Don't even finish that sentence Ron." Harry laughed. Halfway through class Harry turned to Ron who surprisingly wasn't asleep.

"Dude I'm bored out of my mind and Binns is as deaf as Helen Keller. Let's do something. " Harry said.

"Who's Helen Keller?" Ron asked looking at Harry weird.

"Oh well…" He was about to explain but was too tired. "She's a mad hot deaf girl."

"Wow. Okay." Ron said. Harry snickered.

"So what do you wanna do?" Harry asked.

"How about talk about that totally hot girl that keeps looking over at you?" Ron said pointing across the classroom. Harry looked over at the girl Ron was talking about. She turned around and noticed Harry staring at her, she blushed and waved, Harry waved back. Suddenly Ron nudged him in the arm and handed him a piece of paper.

Harry,

It'd be great if you and I could go to Hogsmede this weekend. I think you're totally hot. And I've noticed you've been staring at me. So send me a note back saying whether or not you'll come and maybe if you say yes, I'll let you stare at more than me, if you know what I mean.

XOXOX

Christina

Harry turned to Ron who was reading over his shoulder. His first reaction was what a whore! Ron finished the note and turned to him and by the look on his face Harry could tell that he agreed.

"What are you gonna write back?" Ron whispered. Harry glanced up to see if Christina was looking, she was and she winked at him then turned and continued copying notes.

"I don't know." Harry replied.

"Harry, this is like the 10th girl to ask you out this year, and it's only been a day and a half." Ron looked at him. "I swear, with Draco gone you're like the new Sirius Black." Harry sat up…Draco? He felt a sudden urge to hit Ron for mentioning his name, and comparing him to Sirius? How dare he. Harry glared at Ron.

"Sorry but seriously so many slutty, hot girls have asked you out." Ron said realizing that what he said was stupid. Harry stopped glaring at Ron and stared back at the paper. He scribbled something down and passed it back to her. Once she got it she quickly opened it and skimmed it. Then she turned around and winked again stashing the note into her purse and paying attention once again to Professor Binns.

"What did you write?" Ron asked immediately after she turned around.

"Well if I am indeed the new Sirius…then I have to live up to his name, starting with her." Harry said.

"Whoa…WHAT?" Ron quietly exclaimed actually comprehending what Harry just said.

"What's wrong in the fact that I think she's gorgeous and I'm gonna do her tonight?"

"TONIGHT!" this time he said it loud, everyone turned around and looked at him. Ron stared at them embarrassed. Professor Binns floated over.

"Is there something wrong mister Weasly?" he asked as a couple of Slytherins snickered in the front. Harry glared at them as Ron turned red trying to think of a lie.

"Yes…I asked Harry if we could get a book from the library about history and he said we'd have to wait until tonight, explaining why I screamed TONIGHT." Ron lied. Binns surprisingly believed him and nodded.

"Yes, quite, well a good read up on history would do you good mister Weasly." He said and floated back to the front. Ron let out a sigh and then went back to asking Harry about him and Christina.

"I say again…WHAT?" Ron said much quieter. He could see that Harry was holding back laughter. "Seriously Harry, it's not funny I got yelled at now stop fooling around and tell me if you really are gonna fuck this girl." He said glaring at Ron. Harry let out a laugh and then after a few seconds got himself together.

"Ron I was kidding." Harry laughed again "I actually said no thanks but you have an amazing ass." Ron sat there jaw dropped in awe and then reached over and pretend choked him

"You son-of-a-god-damn-bitch." He said and then they both laughed. Hermione laughed as well when they told her back in the common room that night.

"Ron I can't believe you thought Harry would have sex, and with Christina none the less!"

"Hey for your information Hermione I'm not a virgin!" Harry informed her.

"What?" she said surprised

"Who man?" Ron asked obviously this was news to him too.

"Well first…" Harry began but he was interrupted by Hermione

"First?" she said completely closing the book she had been reading to hear what was going on.

"Shut up Hermione and let the man speak." Ron said anxiously

"Well okay, first their was Camelia…and man she was good." Harry smiled and continued. "Then there was Kim…she was better and then…um, oh yeah Kaily and oh yeah…" suddenly Ginny walked over.

"What's up guys, you look like you just saw a ghost."

"Well yes, I just saw nick as I walked in here but they're just in shock." Harry laughed at his bad joke.

"Why?" Ginny asked.

"Cause," Ron said snapping out of his shock. "Harry's done it with lots of girls."

"Oh." Ginny said loosing her smile. "Harry did you…"

"No, but…I was going to but you walked over." He said blushing

"What? You were gonna tell us what?" Ron asked. He looked at the two of them. They smiled weakly. "OH MY GOD YOU FUCKED MY SISTER." Ron shouted. Harry was happy no one else was in the room.

"SHHHHH!" Ginny ordered her brother to be quiet.

"NO I WILL NOT SHHH!" Ron shouted.

"Ron calm down it was only twice." Harry said realizing that it was a stupid thing to say.

"TWICE!?" he shouted even louder. Hermione finally snapped out of it.

"Harry you'd better go, I'll calm him down." she said naturally grabbing hold of Ron's arm as he tried to stand up and chase after Harry and Ginny as they left the common room. Hermione had to use all of her strength to keep Ron with her.

"RON!" she yelled and Ron turned to her.

"WHAT DID YOU DO IT WITH GINNY TOO?" He yelled.

"NO!!! RON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" she said realizing she was yelling and quieted down, "Ron Harry's 17!"

"Still it doesn't give him the right to make love to my sister." He said quieting down too but still had an angry tone.

"Ginny is 16!" let her do what she wants with her life." Hermione said

"Oh no she doesn't!"

"Yes she does."

"Why, why should I let my little sister go around having sex with guys?" Ron said not calming down.

"How old were you when you were with Lavender?"

"16" Ron mumbled "But we didn't do it." He defended himself

"But you came pretty damn close!" Hermione raised her voice.

"Hold on a second, this was last year! Ginny was 15!" Ron said beginning to get angry again.

"So was Lavender." Hermione said remembering that Lavender was a year younger than everyone else.

"So?" Ron said

"So…let it go, it's not like they're doing it anymore." Hermione said "And if they did then you can get mad at them." She hoped they never would again though.

"But…fine you're right I just can't believe it!"

"Ron, let it go." Hermione reminded him. Several minutes later Harry and Ginny re-entered the common room. They both weakly smiled at Ron and sat down far away from each other, Ron weakly smiled back.

"Ron, trust us, one of the times we were drunk and the other was a dare." Ginny explained. Ron looked at Hermione with a I-can't-let-it-go look and Hermione sent back a suck-it-up-it's-over look.

"Fine." Ron pouted. After an hour or two Ginny and Hermione (having finished their homework went upstairs to bed. Ron and Harry had yet to do the same, although things were awkwardly quiet after what had happened just hours ago. However in the morning Ron was fine and they all walked to breakfast. On their way down they ran into Crabe and Goyle. They rudely pushed Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny and continued walking.

"Do they even know how to talk?" Hermione asked as she rubbed her arm from when Goyle had bumped her. They all laughed.

"You know Hermione I really don't know." Harry added as they all laughed and entered the Great Hall.