Hei... here I am again...
Too little review... guess not many like this story...
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto-sensei does. Kouhei is mine.
Pairings: sasunaru, kibanaru, naruino, naruhina, shinonaru and more to come...
Main (ideal) pairs: kyuunaru, kounaru
I really supported malekyuubixnaru pairings! Their sooo cute together!! Anyone object this pairs well... your choice. Just don't send me reviews about the pairs, kay?
Please! If anyone wants their fav pairing in it, just review and I'll do my best.
Chapter 4: Rise of fangirls, fanboys, and… harem!!
"Sa…Sasuke… harder… please…Ah!" Naruto moaned as I thrust into him deeper. He's soft voice rings like a melodious bell.
"Naru… I can't hear you…"
I want to feel him more. His soft tan skin…
"Sasu… please…"
I smirked. I love it when he pleas.
"Please what, Naru?"
"Please… Sasuke…"
My sweet, innocent, hot, uke angel…
kicked me square at my jaw!
"WAKE THE HELL UP!!"
BRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!
Immediately, the alarm clock found its way out through the window.
"Damn clock!!" yelled a frustrated raven as he struggled his way out of his strangling blanket. He saw the mess he made and curse. 'Darn it!' He went to the bathroom and stripped. He let the cold water shower him fast first. 'I better find away to take MY kitsune's virginity before those other assholes DARE to even think about him!' Sasuke swore as he remembered what happen when his Naru-chan went for his exam.
(Flashback)
As Naruto enter the room for his exam, the classroom instantly roar with chatters.
"OMG! I can't believe I actually laugh at him! He was fucking HOT!!" Ino screamed out loud.
"Are you crazy Ino-pig?! He's the dead last of Konoha! How could you even put him and the word hot together!! Don't you think so, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura started to flutter her eyelashes like a moronic fangirl. Oh wait, she is.
Sasuke had to restrain himself from frying the pink banshee to crisp. 'How dare she insult MY Naruto! And that piggy! She dare to call my kitsune hot?!' Yes, the Uchiha prodigy claimed our cute blonde as his just 2 seconds ago and he's not gonna let some mental retarded fangirls to stop his new goal in life. Taking Uzumaki Naruto's virginity!
"Still, ya know. Fox boy really change a lot! He smell more of a fox than before." Kiba said followed by Akamaru's bark.
"I thought you said foxes are stupid?" A lazy brunette name Shikamaru said with his head rest on his hand. Beside him sat a chubby kid who's munching on potato chips.
"Ehh…? About that…" Kiba scratched his head with a sheepish smile.
"There, you only said that but actually you also think he's Konoha's No.1 idiot. Hahaha!!" Sakura said and some of the students laugh along with her.
"Hei! Enough about me! What about you, Ino? You laugh along at him then suddenly you said he's hot. How's that, huh?!" Kiba showed an accuse finger at the startled blond kunoichi.
"W…well… umm…" Ino stammered.
"Kiba…" the said boy turned to a quiet boy with dark shade with a questioning look. "You're acting like you had a crush on him."
That caught EVERYONE's attention.
Kiba, no, the whole class look at the Aburame with eyes like it's about to pop out of their head. A certain raven could feel a spark of anger ignites within him.
Suddenly, a wide smirk crept on the dog boy's face. "Hei, you know. Maybe I do have a crush on him. I'm a dog and he's a fox. Foxes had always been dogs' playmate. I said foxes are stupid 'cause it slipped out. He look so ukeish, I almost jump on him right there and then."
"NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU HAVE HIM!!" Ino suddenly slammed her fist on his table. Everyone stared at the furious girl. Some even swore they saw steam coming out of her ears. "He's obviously straight and I'M the one's gonna have his heart first!!" The girl shouted.
"Don't get your hopes up too high." Everyone turn to the unsuspected person who raise he's voice. Sakura was obviously dumbfounded. "S…Sas…uke-kun?"
'Shit! Did I say that out loud??... Oh, what the hell.' "Yeah, you heard right. The only person who will have him is me. So, give up losers." Sasuke said smirking. No one dares to go against him. Or so he thought.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAID EMO-PRICK?!" Kiba, Ino, and surprisingly, Hinata shouted on top of their lungs.
"What makes you thing he'll like you. You're the bastard he hated his whole life! Plus look at your hair. Who would date a weirdo who has duckass as their hair?" Kiba laughed.
"I don't give a DAMN if you're the last Uchiha in Konoha! Naruto is mine and that's that!" Ino snapped.
"YOU DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HIM, YOU SELF-CENTRED, OVER SNOBBISH, ICEBITCH FUCKFACE!! Only NOW you notice him, FUCKING UCHIHA!!" Guess who said that.
No, not Hinata.
"Whoa… Shika…" Chouji stopped munching and stare at the now wide awake and overly furious lazy genius.
Sasuke hid his anxiety and his urge to wet his pants with the famous Uchiha smirk. "People can change, can't they? Naruto will be mine and I'm getting him even if I have to fight you maggots for him."
"Oh, you're in for it Uchiha" Kiba, Ino and Hinata crack their knuckles.
"Like hell I'm letting this being easy!" Shikamaru fist his hands. "Naruto is my friend and I won't let your perverted hands on him!" Chouji nod in agreement. "If you haven't notice Uchiha…" Shino let out a pretty threatened aura around him. "Even maggots could live in rocks."
"It's a battle then." Sasuke crossed his arms and glare at his new opponents.
And thus, the battle for Naruto's heart began.
Everyone returned to their seats leaving Sakura gaping not believing what just happened.
Minutes later, Naruto comes out with Kouhei and a new shiny hitai-ate, unaware the intense atmosphere in the classroom.
(Flashback end)
'Ku,ku,ku… just wait Naru-uke…' Sasuke smirk. He dressed and wore his hitai-ate and leave the Uchiha's compound.
Konoha Academy
As Naruto went to his usual seat beside the Uchiha, Shikamaru grab him and drop him to the seat on his left. Chouji sat next to Naruto and Shino sat beside the genius ninja. "Shika…?" Shikamaru just snore to his question. Naruto then turn to Chouji with the same questioning look. "Ith sfough jour mon ghooth (It's for your own good)" Chouji said while munching on some chips.
Naruto just blink dumbfounded. 'Kouhei?' "Don't look at me. I'm sure they don't know anything about last night." Kouhei stretched on his shoulder and yawn. "What are we here for again?" Naruto sighed. 'We're getting our team today, Kou! How many times should I tell you?'
Naruto chatted with Chouji about ramen and food to past their time. Unknown to him, couple of eyes are watching his every movement.
'Who does that fatso think he is talking with my Naru-uke like that?! I have to make sure he will see me as the hottest, powerful shinobi by his side. He will admit his love for me then we will go to my house and…' Sasuke laughed darkly and drools as he imagines his night with the innocent Naruto.
'Naru-kun seems too close with that lazy ass and munching freak. Looks like I have to dazzle him with my beauty and he will leave those loser and then he'll propose to me, then we get married and have BABIES!! Lots of 'em!! Mwuahahaha!!' Ino laugh evilly as she watched her soon-to-be-husband chatted with the 'losers'.
'Hmm… first Akamaru need to get close to the fox. Once he got close to the fox, kitsune-chan will see how friendly I am with animals and choose me as his mate!! Hehehe… Who says watching 101 Dalmatians is a waste of time?! All I need now is to understand foxes language…' Kiba smiled widely like a mad clown as he watches his blonde laugh.
'What makes that blonde whore so special?! Sasuke-kun, just wait. I'll show you who's an even hotter person. Uzu-baka!! You'll suffer for this!! Cha!!' Inner Sakura swore.
Naruto suddenly feel his spine shiver. He could feel daggers creating hole behind him. 'Ko…Kouhei…Ky… Kyuu… Why do I feel like after today, all hell will break loose?' Naruto shiver slightly. "What? Do you feel an enemy or something? Or does Kyuubi-sama got a hairball?" Kouhei said in a matter of fact tone. 'Neither. Feels like… something even worse…' 'Oi… You think I'm deaf? And wat'cha mean by HAIRBALL??' Kyuubi barked. 'Yeah… I was the first jinchuuriki in history to ever coughed a hairball when I was nine…'
The door of the classroom full of newly graduated genin open and in come Iruka. He may be hiding it but Naruto knew beneath the vest was bandages covering the last night wounds.
"Okay, class! I'm going to separate all of you to teams of three." Iruka read the list of name for the team 1 until 6.
"Team 7 will be Uzumaki Naruto…"
Sasuke, Kiba, Ino, Hinata, Shikamaru, Chouji, Shino and Sakura's attention focus on Iruka. Each asking the same question in their mind. Who will be in the same team as Naruto?
"…Haruno Sakura…"
Naruto mentally bang his head and Kyuubi screaming his lungs out. 'NOOooo!! Kami! Do you hate me so badly??'
Inner Sakura was doing shotgun punches. 'CHA!! Just wait!! I'll make sure he becomes the loser he is in front of everyone especially in front of Sasuke-kun!! CHAHAHA!!'
"…and Uchiha Sasuke." Iruka finished.
"I OBJECT!!" Shikamaru slammed his table. Naruto and Iruka stared at him. "Wha…?" Naruto was struck speechless. "Ergh… Shikamaru-kun… this isn't a court. No need to be so serious about it." Iruka continue with the list.
"Team 8 will be Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino."
"Team 9 will be …"
"And Team 10 will be Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Akimichi Chouji."
'NOoo!! Naruto is with that sick pervert Uchiha!! Hm! Don't pretend I didn't see he drool just now!!' Shikamaru was beyond panicking. Chouji continue on talking with the oblivious Naruto. "Dijoubu Nara-kun. I'll keep watch on the other two, especially Kiba." Shino told Shikamaru with a tone as calm as a still water but within he was restless. Shino had been interested in Naruto since he's encounter with him in the forest 8 years ago.
(Flashback)
Young Shino was playing by himself near the forest. He played with the bugs surrounding him. He squatted near an ant hill and observed their movement.
"Hei look, that's the bug freak." A girl point at him. She whispered to a brunette girl beside her. "My dad said he's clan live with creepy bugs." "Eew…That's so gross! Bug freak!!" Then they laughed out loud.
Shino glared at the two girls. He got up and went into the forest. He doesn't care what the others said about him. He just want a quiet place for him to spend he's time. Those girls were too noisy and annoying.
Shino stopped when he saw a beetle bug on a tree trunk. He watched the bug moves slowly upwards. He raises his hand to hold it.
"Hei! Don't touch it!!" A voice stopped him.
"Huh?" Shino turned to his left and saw a blonde boy. The blonde boy wear a blue sleeveless, 'V' neck shirt and brown shorts cover about three quarters of his legs. He's covered with dirt and mud also some grass on his shorts. What made the boy stand out are his ocean deep eyes and three whiskers-like marks each on his cheeks. He's clearly mad about something.
"I won't allow you to harm the beetle." The boy walk towards me arms crossed in front of him. "I won't allow kids like you harm the beetle! It didn't do anything to ya!" He yelled at me.
I stared at him. Supposedly, that was my line. I'm from the Aburame clan who controls insects. And this guy accusing ME to abuse bugs?! The nerve!
"Don't you know who I am?" I asked him lowly fighting the urge to yell at him for insulting me like that.
"Why should I care who you are! You're just going to hurt the bug like the other kids does!! You don't care about it!" The boy yelled.
"What did you just say?!" Shino snapped. I don't care anymore! Insulting me, I could still let go. Comparing me to those other kids?! He just crossed the line!!
The boy look stunned and in daze for a while. Suddenly he ask me; "Are you from the Aburame clan?" Finally, something I could answer. "Yes."
"Eh, really? I'm sorry!!" The boy bowed at me. "Sorry. I thought you're gonna hurt the bugs like those other kids…" He frowned. "They always hurt the bugs whilst they never hurt them before." Then he pouted. "I hate people who hurt others without logical reasons!"
I almost smile when I saw he's pout. Almost. "So, you like insects?" I tried to start a conversation. It's hard to find someone who likes bugs outside of the clan.
The boy smile brightly. "Yeah! They're really cool, ye know!!" He then told me some bugs he admires. We sat under a shady tree and talked about bugs. He also asked me names of the bugs he describe. I was surprised he could describe the bugs really well that I could name each one of it. "You know what? I know a place that has lots of fireflies even during daytime ya know. They're there the whole year!!" He jumped with joy.
I couldn't believe him. Fireflies only come out at night and it will only gather during summer. Disbelieve must be clearly showed on my face as he asked if I don't believe him. I have to say I don't because it's impossible. "Fine! I'll show you!" He grabbed my hand and he dragged me deeper into the forest.
"H…Hei! Wait a minute! We can't go any deeper into the forest!!" This boy is strong! I can't loosen his grip! The boy turned his head towards me. "Trust me!" He smiled.
He brought me to a certain part of the forest where sunlight couldn't pass through the thick canopy of the leaves. The surrounding temperature feels lower than normal. He brought me through leaves that drop like curtains veil.
What I saw next stunned me. In front of us was the most beautiful lake I had ever seen. What made me speechless was the amount of fireflies surrounding the scenery. It looks like bright shining stars glowing like the milkyway, except it's during day and it move. The lake was shady; the thick layer of the trees and the lake gave a cool effect to the whole surrounding. I felt like I'm viewing the most beautiful place to ever exist in the world.
We sat near the lake bank. He took off he's shoes and dipped his feet. "Wat'cha thinks now? You believe me?" The golden haired boy laughed. He's voice so soft.
"Kirei…"
"Huh? You said something?" He cocked his head to the side. This time I really smiled. "Kirei… It's beautiful." I told him. He was startled at first then he suddenly got closer to me.
"A…Ano… Are…are we friends?" He asked me shyly. His face turned slightly red. Was he blushing?
"Sure, I like that." He smiled so brightly anyone could mistake it as the sun.
"You know? You're my first, greatest friend!" He smiled. "Don't you have any other kids to play with?" I asked him and regretted it. "Urm… Ye…yeah, I do but…" He fidgeted with his finger and stared the lake reflects he's gloomy face. His eyes' showed sadness. "Mostly they're animals… Other kids always hurt me or ignore me… Heh, it's nothing actually." He suddenly smiled and rubbed the back of he's head.
"Don't worry okay?" I told him and gripped his hand. He startled. "I'll be your best friend. I won't let them bully you anymore. I promise!" I told him confidently. I meant it. I want to protect him. He looked pretty shocked. Cute.
"A…Arigato…" His hand trembled. "Ano… C…can you…erm…let go of my hand?" What? I looked at his, our, hands latched together on our knees. "Sorry!" I immediately let go his hand. We stayed quiet for a while. Suddenly, I remembered that my parents were still at the forest entrance! "Erm… you know, our parents maybe worried about us… can we go back?"
The blonde face fell but was then replaced with a grin. "Guess you don't remember the way out, huh?" He got up and gave me his hand. "Let's go!"
I reached out for his hand and we went back to the village. I noticed after we left the lake, the sky was dark. Is it that late?
We reached the forest entrance in a matter of time. I heard my name being called. I ran ahead and saw my parents calling for me. "Hey…" I turned to the boy who called for me. "Can we play again?" He asked me. "Ah…" I began.
"Shino-kun!!"
I turned around. My parents ran towards me. My mother hugged me while my father asked me where I was. "I was in the forest…" I turned to introduce my new friend but he isn't there anymore. Then I realize something so stupid. I didn't ask for his name!
"You're in the forest? Doing what?" My father asked.
I stared at him and considered whether to tell him or not. I don't want father to ban me from entering the forest. I want to see him again…
"Playing…"
"What?" My parents asked me again.
"I was playing with the bugs…"
(Flashback ends)
I always went back to the forest but I never met him again. I tried to find the lake again but, somehow it's hidden away. As if only the boy knows how to get there. A secret lake… It was then when I entered the academy I met him again. The blonde boy… is Uzumaki Naruto. It wasn't a surprised he doesn't recognized me. I wore high collared shirt and dark shade. My clothes covered my whole body; it's hard for him to recognize me.
Still, I'm his friend and I'll do anything to make sure those perverts aren't near him! 'Naruto-kun, finally we meet again. I won't let anything happen to you. I promised you.'
"Make sure you do Shino. Even I don't like that troublesome woman in my team." Shikamaru sighed. "What I'm worried is that pervert teme and that green eyed, Uchiha obsessed bitch. I can't believe he's been put in the same team as those two. Troublesome… assholes." He whispered the last part.
"Okay, everyone! Your jounin instructor will enter shortly. Please respect your new teacher and congratulations to everyone!" Iruka finished his last speech and exited the room. Then, some jounins enter the room for their new students.
"Well, Shika, Chouji, Shino, I've got to go to my teammates now. See ya!" Naruto bid them goodbye and went to sat beside the smirking Uchiha and the evil grinning Haruno.
(Kouhei's POV)
Kouhei observed the weird reaction and the talk between the lazy kid and the creepy boy. They seem to talk about something concerning Naruto. He heard a lot of whisper about Naru the whole class session and that worries him to no end. He even saw drools from the Uchiha bastard! His suspicious grew when he accidentally heard the dog boy talk with he's canine.
"Hey, Akamaru." Dog boy called his dog.
"Nani, Kiba?" Akamaru barked.
Dog boy's name is fang? Typical.
"I just got a really, anti-failing idea!" He whispered to his dog.
"Isn't that what you say when you try to sneaked those hentai magazines to school and frame the fox boy, but sadly, your mother saw it even before you step out of the kennel, and ground you for half the year?" Akamaru said or… barked.
Dog boy is a perv- WHAT?! HE TRIED TO DO WHAT?? OH, HE'S ON MY BLACKLIST FOR LIFE!!
"I know I was wrong. But, this time it is anti-failing plan!! I'm sure I'll get foxy as my mate! Trust me!!" Kiba whispered harshly to Akamaru.
HELL NO!! OVER MY DEAD BODY, CUT MY EYEBALLS OUT, AND DO THE MACARENA IN FRONT OF ALL THE BIJYUUS BEFORE THAT DAY COMES!!
"If you're thinking that I should get friendly with that fox of his first and then magically make him persuade his master to like you, than you just watch too many 101 Dalmatians, Kiba. Plus, that fox looks scary…" -shiver-
"I swear Akamaru, you sure dog's can't read mind?"
He's perverted AND dumb. Whoever's mating him, which will NOT be Naru, I pity them and pray for their unfortunate soul…
"Kou?"
"Huh?" I turned around and faced Naru-chan.
"You ok? I thought I heard you mentally screaming again." Naru whispered softly.
"Do you really want me to answer that Naru?" I said sweetly as possible.
Naru looked at me… then blinked. More blink. Finally, he sighed.
"Whatever's going through your mind Kou, don't mix it with mine."
"I won't." I promised.
'But I do…' Kyuubi chuckled as he blocked Naruto's mind from hearing their 'private' meeting.