I sat on the floor, looking up at a large stack of books Renji and I collected after several hours of mute searching. Renji was leaning against a small stack of books, drooling slightly. I wanted so badly to kiss him, but for two reasons I resisted. One, it would undermine my attempts at improving myself. Two, and most importantly, it would be very like what happened to me long ago.

"Mm, Rukia, Sayuri, stop it," He said in his sleep.

I giggled mentally, thanking God Rukia wasn't here to hear him say that. If she had heard that, Renji would already be awake, in great pain.

I read on for another hour or so, without interruption. Finally, after my skull was about to burst from boredom, Renji woke up.

"Whoa, where am I?" He asked, looking around while he held his head.

I closed the book I was reading and crawled over closer to Renji, "In the library, helping me study,"

He blushed because of how close we were, "I guess I wasn't much company,"

I bumped my hip into him laughing softly, "Of course you were! You provided moral support!"

He rolled his eyes, "So, are you any closer to your deadline?"

I sighed and slammed my head into a record book and sent dust flying everywhere, "Only if the Hundred Year Festival becomes the Four Millennia Festival,"

"That's your deadline?" Renji sputtered in surprise.

"You mean you didn't know?" I asked, tilting my head to the side.

"You never said when the deadline was, just that you had one."

I shook my glossy mane, "Iie, I told you,"

"You did not," He insisted.

I thought back on it, and he was right for once, "Ok, ok, you got me,"

"That's because I'm the best there is!" Showing off, he grinned and punched a self behind us.

It shook, but we didn't think anything of it, so we stayed put. Our mistake. It rained the largest, thickest books over our heads. Somehow, during all of that, Renji ended up on top of me, in a position that was just screaming sex.

"Renji," I blushed, inches from kissing him.

"Sayuri," He too blushed, inches from kissing me.

We were inches away from kissing, when, to our horror, the worst possible person walked over to us. Our captain, Byakuya, floated over on his stick legged worse than anorexic body to us, an elderly male librarian in tow.

As his norm, Byakuya frowned at the scene before him, "Abarai, be grateful Sayuri is my most pressing problem right now,"

"Captain Kuchiki, this isn't what it looks like," Renji said, getting up.

"Please, Byakuya-nii-san, pardon vice-capatin Abarai, as this was entirely my fault," I implored him.

He looked at me, "Sayuri, I will train you in the art of etiquette myself,"

I was happy that Renji was being ignored for this, however, I was livid to hear Byakuya's latest decree. He was such a bossy, over-bearing, stuck up, superioristic man! I completed hated him, especially at this moment in time.

"I will be going now, Sir, Sayuri," Renji bowed his head to us and left.

Byakuya looked at me, "At least one person sees enough merit in you to bow in respect,"

"Hai," I clenched my fist and locked my jaw to keep my cool.

He led me back home in complete silence after he paid the librarian for any disturbances and destruction Renji or myself may have caused. He didn't even look at me. Iie, not until we were home, standing in the main entry way. I froze as he looked at me, anger filling me to the brim.

"Sayuri, I expect you in my study after I get home each night until the festival. Should I have any spare time, I will devote it to your lost cause," Byakuya said before I had the chance to run to my room for the remainder of the night.

"Nii-san, that is most kind of you," I said, gritting my teeth.

He nodded, "I will see you tomorrow then, Oyasuminasai,"

"Oyasuminasai," I nodded back to him and headed for bed.

Another chappy up and running. So, I am waiting for this story to get its first review, still. I mean come on, it can't be that good, could it? Or is it so bad it isn't worth commenting on? Please, throw me a friggn' bone here! (*Sorry, Dr. Evil moment) I don't want it to sound like I'm whining, but I really like this story and I want it to be the best it can be. That is hard to do with zero feedback. So please review?

I don't own Bleach or Austin Powers.

Vocab:

Hai: yes

Iie: no

Oyasuminasai: Good night

nii-san: big brother

I think you got it. Also, please inform me if I am wrong in my translations or usages.