A/N: So I'm on my summer vacation and so I will be so bored one week that I will update like 3 times a day. But other weeks I will be so busy that I will update only once that week…just a heads up for you! Review!
Disclaimer: When I was little J.K. Rowling bit me so at night I turn into her…just kidding (I really shouldn't have to say I'm kidding but for the slow people…) I'm not her…AT ALL so I don't own any HP characters.
After dinner Ginny, Hermione, Ryann, Lily, and Amanda said goodbye to the guys and headed up to their dorm.
Ginny decided to sleep in the seventh year dorm after Ryann told her that one of the girls in the sixth year dorm was a huge bitch. Plus the fact that there were extra beds in the seventh year girls dorm.
As they were getting ready they were talking.
"So Ginny, Hermione, is Harry single?" Amanda asked.
Ginny's stomach sunk, but she wanted no one, not even Hermione to know she still like Harry so she nodded her head.
"Yeah he's single."
"Great. Because he is so hot!" Amanda pulled on a pair of boxers and climbed into bed.
"I know!" Ryann agreed. "I mean he's tall, dark, handsome and he has big feet, and you know what they say about big feet." Ryann said laughing.
Lily threw a pillow at her.
"What, it's so true!" Ryann protested,
Without anyone noticing, Ginny smiled it was true with Harry what they say about big feet.
"I'll give you that he's hot, cause, that's an obvious thing." Lily said.
Hermione and Ginny looked at each other and laughed. Harry's mom thought he was hot.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing." Hermione quickly answered back.
"Well at least you're not laughing at that sumo joke." Ryann laughed. They all joined in.
"But seriously how does Harry not have a girlfriend?" Lily asked hopping into bed.
Ginny and Hermione forced to contain their laughter.
"I don't know." Amanda said. "Do you two know?" she asked Ginny and Hermione.
Hermione glanced at Ginny and was about to say "I don't know either", when Ginny opened her mouth.
"Well he and I were going out but we broke up." Ginny tried to say this without any sadness in her voice but there was a hint of sadness that was heard by all the girls.
"I'm so sorry, and here we are talking about him in front of you." Lily said getting out of bed and giving Ginny hug.
"No it's fine, I really don't care anymore, and we're just friends anyways and I'm fine I swear." Ginny said though she felt that she was about to cry.
Hermione saw this and quickly changed the subject.
"Anyways, if you wanna talk about hot…Sirius!" Hermione couldn't believe she just said that but went along with it all the same.
Ginny gave her a what-the-hell look but then smiled knowing that Hermione was helping her.
"As true as that is, never fall for him!" Ryann said, Lily and Amanda
"Why not?" Hermione asked, curious to know why these girls would not hook up with Sirius Black.
"He's one of those Get In, Get it on, and Get out. You know what I mean." Amanda explained.
Hermione nodded. There were so many times when she heard all the girls crying to their friends about Draco Malfoy and his reputation of one-nighters. However she didn't know why these girls knew that he was a one-night-only kind of guy and yet they still slept with him.
"Ginny? I have a question that might offend you." Amanda stated plainly
"Yeah…" Ginny said, a little nervous about the question.
"Did you sleep with Harry?"
"Uh…"Ginny
"Sorry, I never should have asked." Amanda said wishing she'd never asked the question.
"No it's fine…yeah I did sleep with him." Ginny admitted.
"Really how was he?" Ryann butted in crawling over onto Ginny's bed and plopping down on the end of it.
"Well…" Ginny thought back to her last year. "Amazing." She smiled; Ryan and Amanda joined her and giggled slightly.
"Okay now we can change the subject for good." Ryann promised.
"How about we talk about how James was staring at you again Lily." Amanda snickered; she knew James was Lily's least favorite subject.
"What!? No he wasn't!" Lily said giving Amanda a threatening look.
"Well he wasn't staring at Gregory, sitting next to you!" Ryann laughed.
"Why do you hate him so much?" Hermione asked Lily.
"He's a pig! He thinks he rules the school and just because he has decent looks every single girl wants him." Lily said.
"But Lily, he does rule the school and every girl does want him." Amanda pointed out and laughed.
"Do you want him?" Lily fought back.
"EWWW! No!" Amanda scrunched up her face. "James is like my brother! I wouldn't do my brother…ewww what's wrong with you Lily Evans!"
Lily smiled satisfied at her work.
"Then it ISN'T true that every girl in the school wants him!" Lily pointed out.
"I don't know I wouldn't mind him." Ryann laughed, "And by the way, Lily, you SO like him!"
"I do not! I do not like guys who flirt with every single thing with estrogen, I don't like guys who go around pranking people and getting no punishment at all, and most of all I don't like guys who mess up their hair and think it's attractive!" Lily finished and took a deep breath.
"I hate to be a bitch, but when he messes up his hair it IS attractive!" Ginny said getting a high five from Ryann.
Lily laughed.
"I think so too…BUT I DEFINATLY DON'T LIKE HIM!" she said making sure they got every word.
They all laughed.
Ginny sat up after all the other girls went to sleep. She couldn't help but think of James. Not because she liked him, but because he looked like Harry's old look.
The next morning was school. Even though they were in a new time period Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, and Harry still had Potions first and still hated it.
The boy's reason: no hot teacher.
However the five of them were joined in the class by James, Amanda, Lily, Ryann, Remus, Sirius and Peter, which made the class a little bit more exciting.
Harry sat next to Ron and they were passing notes to each other, like in 2007, but unlike 2007 they were joined by Sirius, Remus and James.
Sirius: KILL ME NOW! Just kill me now!
Remus: Awww come on Padfoot, Potion's not so bad. I mean that girl keeps looking at you and she's pretty hot.
James: Actually I think she's looking at Harry, good one mate.
Sirius: Damn you Marana!
Harry: What can I say!
James: I love how it's been like a day and you're already as popular as Sirius when it comes to girls.
Sirius: I resent that.
Ron: Hold on, Mr. player's reading a note from that hot girl in the corner.
Sirius: Once again damn you Marana!
Ron: Oh come off it Sirius
James: Yeah why you are so jealous aren't you sleeping with…Melinda, Melissa, Marissa…what's her name.
Sirius: How the hell should I know?
Remus: God you're pathetic Sirius
Sirius: You wanna know pathetic, how about a seventh year who VOLUNTEERS himself to take notes for Potions class.
Remus: No, don't blame this on me, last time I didn't "volunteer" myself you nearly gave me boobs! And I mean BOOBS!
Sirius: Ahhh, those were the good days.
James: Ron, is Harry still reading that letter? Is it really that long or is he just stupid.
Ron: I would tell you the answer to that but he won't let me read it or look at it.
James: Why?
Ron: umm…well one time this girl in our old school wrote a really dirty note to Harry, and I mean Sirius dirty. I read it over his shoulder and might have accidentally shouted "WHOA WHAT A SLUT!" causing the teacher to come over and read it.
Sirius: Ahahah that's hilarious! I wanna do that to James next time he has a girl write a horny letter to him.
James: and that's EXACTLY what friends are for.
Sirius: exactly
James: Sarcasm—it's great you should learn about it.
Sirius: oh your mom.
Remus: Settle down Children
Ron: Oh Harry's done reading the note and passed it back so get ready to ask him a million questions about it.
Harry: Sorry, so what did I miss?
James: oh no you tell us first what WE missed.
Harry: Let's just say I'm glad Ron didn't read it, it's the first day of school and I'd already be on the hate list of at least one teacher. Not to mention Ron and Arana.
Remus: it would take you one day, ha ha Sirius, that's another thing Harry would beat you at. But the girl thing is more pathetic.
Sirius: oh go suck your dick Moony
James: wait Harry, did you say Arana?
Harry: Yeah, why
James: she's my girlfriend.
Harry: oh oops
James: eh, it's Allright I was gonna break up with her anyways but now I can just blame it on her.
Sirius: I love it when that happens, then you don't get a slap in the face and a, "I don't believe it you bastard"
Ron: how many of those do you suspect you've had?
Sirius: This school year—5, my life—no such number
Remus: you man whore!
After classes that day everyone went outside. They all sat under the tree in front of the lake, it was their favorite spot, no matter what time period they were from.
The girls sat and talked about guys.
The guys sat and talked about girls.
When suddenly the guys topic changed when a certain greasy haired, hooked nose kid came slumping out of the main doors.
Sirius's head perked up as if he were a dog who saw a mailman.
After seeing Sirius's head perk up, everyone else's head looked towards the doors.
An evil grin curled up upon James, Sirius, Harry and Ron's faces.
"Snivellus"
It's pay back time for killing Dumbledore Harry and Ron thought.
Hell, I got nothing better to do, James and Sirius though.
"Don't even think about it," Lily said grabbing the first arm she could find as she saw the four boys stand up and begin walking towards Severus Snape
To her dismay, it was James' arm, from the shock he fell over and landed on top of her, he smiled but she pushed him off.
"Potter!" Lily said standing up so she could give the illusion she was taller. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
James got up; however he proved to Lily again that he was, in fact, several inches taller than her.
"What do you mean ME?" he protested angrily, although his tone was slightly less angry after he stared into her emerald eyes.
Sirius leaned over to Harry and Ron,
"You know what…screw Snape, we'll mess him up later, this is a hell of a lot more interesting, and that's saying something."
Harry laughed although he really wanted to mess Snape up every chance he had.
"Only because you are so immature and had to go over and pick on Severus." Lily protested loudly as Sirius, Harry and Ron returned to their seats beneath the tree.
"Oh I'm immature? I'm not the one going 'Kevin Zukav is so hot, and he waved to me!'" James imitated in a high pitched girly voice loud enough for most of the people outside to hear and begin to listen.
Lily was too angry to care.
"Oh and 'I wanna fuck anything with boobs' is better?" Lily shouted back instantly
"HEY! I'm not Sirius!" James shouted.
"Hey!" Sirius joined in the shouting-fest
James turned towards him and continuously shouted.
"My god! You do fuck everything that has boobs in fact we were just talking about it last block!"
"Fine, but I don't know why I'm still shouting!" Sirius yelled back at James, who turned around to face Lily again.
"Why are you so angry that I sleep with girls anyways?!" James said who unlike Sirius, still hadn't stopped shouting.
Lily didn't really know why she was so angry, she wasn't jealous, was she? Lily though for a second but didn't want James to feel like he won so continued the argument.
"Well why are you so angry that I talk about guys?" she shot back
"Uh James Potter, and Lily Evans?" a voice said behind them
"WHAT!?" they both yelled ferociously at the timid first year.
He jumped back, but continued. "Well…Dumbledore wants to see you both in his office."
"Fine." James said through his teeth still fuming from the fight. And he stomped past the first year.
"Thank you!" Lily half yelled at the little boy, following James.
Once they were gone the first year walked away and the rest of the eavesdropping people surrounding the group to hear the fight, went back to what they were doing.
"wow!" Ryann said after a moment of silence.
"Well what are we supposed to do now?" Ron asked.
Sirius looked around the outside area.
"Damn it, Snivellus is gone." He said slumping down "The bloody idiot."
A/N: well tell me what you think…sorry it took so long (kind of) to update oh well review!
