A/N: Hello children! Thanks for reviewing I'm doing the best I can at updating, I just want it to be different than the seventh book but its hard so don't hate me please.
Disclaimer: I'm too tired to think of something clever to say that I'm not J.K. Rowling and I don't own any of the Harry Potter stuff.
Hermione and Harry peeked in the Great Hall to find that it was empty. Harry's stomach rumbled, he had barely eaten anything in the short while he was at breakfast. They turned around and began walking to their first class.
Harry suddenly stopped. Hermione turned to him.
"What's wrong?"
"How did the death eater know it was me? I don't look like myself." Harry wondered
"I don't know, maybe he saw your scar." Hermione guessed pulling Harry so that they would keep walking and not be late for Potions.
"Maybe but it was pretty dark in there." Harry said walking down the stairs to the dungeon.
When they turned into the classroom they weren't late but the classroom was full of people already. Harry looked around to find James sitting next to Peter, Fred sitting next to George, Sirius next to Remus and Ron next to Ryann, Lily next to Amanda. There were no completely empty tables for Harry and Hermione to sit together so Hermione sat next to a brunette a few seats behind Ron and Ryann. Which left Harry sitting next to a boy in the back, Harry couldn't see his face properly because he was bent low over a book scratching his quill quickly across the pages. When Harry sat down next to the boy, he stopped writing and looked up at Harry; he pushed his greasy hair aside and then immediately went back to writing.
Harry leaned over to see what the boy was writing, although it was hard to read Harry made out
Sectumsempra (For enemies)
Harry didn't know whether to laugh or to be angry.
Throughout the lesson Harry remembered stuff he had read from the prince's book and could've sworn that Snape was watching him and jotted the tricks down, Harry was pleased with himself that it was him that helped himself do so good in potions last year.
Other than the few glances they snuck at each other Harry and Snape ignored each other.
When the class was over Snape rushed out of the classroom before Harry even finished packing his stuff together. When he did gather his stuff he joined the group that James and Sirius were proudly leading.
Ron came up to Harry,
"Where were you two?" Ron whispered rather loudly/
"I'll tell you later." Harry responded noticing that Peter was curiously listening in. Harry always wondered why Sirius, James, and Remus hung around with Peter.
Ron pouted for a little but lightened up when Sirius flicked his wand at a girl causing her skirt to raise to reveal a red thong. This made the girls, however, angry.
Although back in 2007 Harry, Ron and Hermione had dropped out of Divination, the goal of the time travel experience was to get to know Sirius to get to his brother and Sirius took Divination, the more time they spent with Sirius, the better.
Although they didn't spend much time with him due to the fact that he, Ron and Peter fell asleep. Harry sat next to Ron and as usual it was predicted that Harry was going to die because he saw the grim. Hermione sat next to Ryann and had an expression on her face as though she had just been told that she was trapped in a locked room with Umbridge, Malfoy and Cormac McLaggen. Lily and Amanda were bored although Lily, unlike the majority of the people in the room was trying her best, in the work and to stay awake.
The teacher was not their old quirky teacher Professor Trelawney who, Harry guessed, would replace this teacher very soon seeing as she couldn't hear Ron's obnoxiously loud snoring, couldn't see students raising their hands and would forget what she was talking about constantly.
When the bell rang for the class to be over (which the professor didn't hear at all) the students rushed out quickly.
The remainder of their classes were average, nothing new, no detentions so on and so forth. So when the gang headed back to Gryffindor tower they sat down and had little to talk about. A few of them began to start their homework already, but mainly the others sat around the fireplace.
"I'm bored." Ron said for the seventh time in the past 4 minutes.
"We know Ron you've been saying that." Amanda said irritated.
"Well we haven't done anything about it." Ron snapped back.
"I know let's play a game." James said sitting up.
"Ooh…can it be dirty." Sirius asked perking up from his daze.
Mainly everyone rolled their eyes.
"Aw…come on, fine it won't be that dirty." Sirius said begging mainly for Lily's approval.
"Sirius you're 'little' dirty is like any normal person's beyond dirty." Remus laughed
"Still I know you want to see some boobs tonight." Sirius said trying now to persuade Remus.
"Oooh…that's awkward." Fred said
"No, Padfoot, you wanna see boobs." Remus thought quickly
"I can see boobs anytime I want." Sirius fought back
"Right, you just look down." Ryann said laughing
"You're right; usually the girl is under me." Sirius said proud that he thought of a comeback.
"I meant you have boobs you man whore!" Ryann yelled at Sirius.
"Rrrriiiggghht." Sirius said slowly.
Everyone sighed and rolled their eyes.
"Come on, please can't we play a dirty game?" Sirius asked.
"NO!" Lily replied.
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"Allright!"
"YES!"
"What game though?" George asked
"Strip poker?" James suggested receiving a look from Hermione. "Okay scratch that idea."
"How about I never?" Amanda asked
"NO!" Sirius, Remus, Ginny, and James shouted immediately, not wanting a repeat of the last time.
"Fine."
"Seven minutes in heaven?" Fred said.
"No." Lily said, glancing at James.
"How about spin the bottle?" Ginny suggested.
"Too boring." Ryann said.
"How about spin the bottle-truth or dare?" Ron suggested.
"Ooh…let's do that!" Sirius said getting all excited. They all agreed to play. Remus took out his wand and waved it making a bottle appear. Everyone sat around it.
"Okay so who wants to put the spell on?" James asked.
"What spell?" Ginny inquired
"The spell that forces you to do the truth or dare no matter what, and when I say forces I mean FORCES." Remus explained
"And if you pick truth you are so brutally honest that you can't control what comes out of your mouth sometimes." James finished.
"This should be fun." Fred whispered to Harry.
"I say Lily does it, she's the best." Ryann said.
Lily rolled her eyes.
"Fine." Lily agreed and waved her wand causing light non-wet mist to fall over them
"I'll go first." Amanda said almost immediately after Lily finished. She spun the bottle hard and it landed on James.
"Okay truth or dare, James." She asked.
He paused for a second.
"Truth." He said
"Come on you're a marauder for god's sake, be a man!" Sirius said
"Fine, dare." James changed his mind being paid a proud look from Sirius.
"Ummmm…" Amanda thought for a moment.
"Oh I've got one!" Ryann shouted next to Amanda, she leaned in towards her and whispered in her ear. "Fine…Okay James, you have to take ten items of clothing off and keep them off until the bottle lands on you again or the game ends."
Everyone turned their heads to look at James, expecting him to defend himself saying that he wouldn't do it. Instead he looked at Ryann.
"You thought of that, that quickly?" he laughed, reaching down and untying his shoes and taking them off. "That's two." He then pulled both his socks off. "Four." He then pulled his watch off. "Five." He next, reached over his head and pulled off his sweatshirt. "Six." He had run out of safety clothing items, so he pulled his other shirt over his head and revealed his perfectly toned abs that Lily had seen that morning. "Seven" He then removed his jeans, now bearing nothing but boxers. "Ummmm."
"Okay I think that's enough." Hermione said abruptly.
"What's the matter, not enjoying the show?" James snickered.
"No…I…" Hermione babbled.
"Hermione, I'm just kidding, but do you all think we can close the window? I'm getting a breeze in the worst place." James laughed. Remus waved his wand and the window flew shut. "Allright then it's my turn." James said as he spun the bottle causing it to stop on Ginny. "Allright Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Truth." She answered quickly.
"Allright…If we were the last group of guys on earth and you had to repopulate the world by having sex with one of us, who would you chose and why?" James asked, Everyone's head turned to Ginny.
"Well," she began. "Most defiantly not Fred, George or Ron, that's just gross…"
"That leaves Me, James, Remus, Peter, and Harry." Sirius explained enthusiastically
"Dude, she's not retarded." George said to Sirius.
Ginny knew that the spell would force her to tell all of the truth, so she just opened her mouth and let what would come out, come out.
"Then I'd pick Harry, because I know him the best, we've done it before and well he's very good." She blushed along with Harry, although his insides were jumping for joy.
"Way to go mate." James said patting Harry on the back.
"What the hell are you doing, doing our sister?" Fred yelled this obviously being new news to him and George.
Without talking Ginny quickly spun the bottle, then asked Lily truth or dare.
"Truth."
"Okay, um…same question I got." Ginny said, although curious about the answer, she was more focused on trying to talk as little as possible.
"Um…I'd have to say Remus." She blurted out quickly.
"What!?" Remus exclaimed.
"I said Remus because he's not a man whore." She looked at Sirius "he's not a pig." She looked at James. "I know him well." She looked at the remainder of guys. "And…" she reached up to cover her mouth to prevent what she was about to say next but it came out too quickly. "And, well I've always sort-of in a way wondered." She covered her mouth even though she already blurted it out.
Remus looked stunned, as did the rest
"God I love this game." Sirius said smiling.
"Um okay, next person please." James said, he was hurt, he didn't expect her to pick him, I mean why would she?, But he wanted her to. Why? He expected to feel awkward but not jealous of Remus. Could he like Lily? He looked at her and felt a longing to kiss her. He quickly shook off the feeling as she spun the bottle. It pointed at Sirius.
"Dare." He said without her asking anything.
"Okay, I dare you to go over and sit on James' lap until the bottle lands on James and he can put his clothes back on or the game ends." Lily said.
"Uh…WHAT?" Sirius and James said together.
"You heard me."
Sirius scooted over to James and sat down on his Indian style lap.
"OW!" James exclaimed as he tried to collapse in pain but Sirius sitting on him prevented it. "Now I'll never be able to have kids…ever." All the boys inhaled sharply in sympathy for James. "What did I ever do to you Evans? Or you Padfoot? How much do you weigh?"
Sirius turned causing his weight to shift and James to moan in pain.
"Don't put this on me!" Sirius said. "It's not like I chose this."
Lily laughed.
Sirius leaned in to spin the bottle.
"OH MOTHER OF GOD!" James shouted in agony
The bottle landed on Harry.
"Truth or dare Harry?" Sirius asked as James struggled under him to break free, unfortunately the spell forbade it.
"Dare." Harry said not wanting to reveal his feelings about Ginny.
"Okay." Sirius said smirking evilly. "I dare you to make-out very passionately with someone, and not only anyone…Miss Lily Evans come on down, you're the next contestant on The Revenge is right."
Harry froze along with Ron, Ginny, James, Hermione and Lily. He had to make-out with his mom. Fred and George, like Sirius, found this hilarious.
"Tick Tock now, anytime." George said to Harry.
Harry felt himself involuntarily dragging towards Lily; he knew it was that god damn spell. He inched forward until he was so close he could swear he could hear her heart beat. He leaned in and kissed her passionately. All the time thinking about Ginny and what she would say. A few moments later he and Lily pulled apart gasping for breath. Lily blushed redder than all of the Weasley's hair combined. Harry gave a weak smile and scooted back to his spot. He did not dare look at Ginny.
Ginny sat there staring at the spot where she just witnessed Harry kiss Lily, her heart was broken she was surprised to even be breathing, she wanted to scream and cry but she managed to pull herself together and look towards the window which she felt was a safe place to look for her to achieve not crying.
Across the circle James was feeling parallel feelings to those of Ginny. He didn't know what suddenly made him want Lily so much but he did and he couldn't help it. He thought back to his previous years at Hogwarts and realized that maybe he wanted Lily before that night.
Harry leaned in and span the bottle, it landed on Peter.
"Truth or Dare?" he asked him.
"Dare."
A million thoughts came into Harry's mind.
"I dare you to jump out the window."
"I dare you to tell how you're a death eater."
"I dare you to lick a lollypop made of spikes."
Then Harry remembered Dumbledore telling him not to tell anyone else about the future.
"I dare you to kiss Sirius." Harry said deciding to get back at both of them, Sirius for making him kiss his mom and Peter for betraying his parents.
"WHAT!?" everyone exclaimed
"Well pucker up Petegrew." Ron laughed.
"I…but…" Peter began
"Oh shut up and kiss him." Ron said enjoying the fact that they were making Peter miserable.
Peter inched forward and bent down and planted a small kiss upon Sirius's lips then ran back to his spot in the circle.
Everyone roared with laughter.
"Wow I said kiss him." Harry said. "I never said it had to be on the lips."
"That was a terrible kiss!"Sirius said wiping his mouth.
Peter looked like he was about to do some sort of mixture between crying, melting and wetting himself.
A few hours later they quit the game, Sirius was allowed to get off of Jams allowing him to put his clothed on and they all went to bed.
A/N: sorry about the incest...please review
