Disclaimer: I own them not… but how I would dance if I did… it would be such a joyous dance… angels would sing… harps would play… the heaven's would open… but alas… sigh

Author's Note: I haven't forgotten you… I just had some life… life is kinda sucky… haha…

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"Hey are you coming in today?" Josh mumbled as he got dressed.

Donna, who was having some trouble with the new pair of jeans she had bought only a week ago, glared at him. She leaned back on the bed and tried to do the pants up. "Argh!" she yelled. "Nothing fits anymore!"

Josh stared, fearing his doom was approaching. He looked quickly for his exits. He quickly decided the window was out of the question, but Donna was between him and the door. He was trapped.

"Well you are pregnant," he said trying to fill the void.

She sat up and glared at him.

Josh put up his hands as though he were defending himself. "I mean to say is your… pregnant… with triplets… so it's amazing that your clothes fit for as long as they did… I mean…" Josh looked quickly at the door then back at Donna.

She crossed her arms. "Josh."

"Yes?" he said using the meekest voice he could manage.

"Shut up."

Josh just nodded.

Donna took off the pants and went back to her drawers. "I'm coming in around lunch."

"Hmm?" Josh mumbled not quite remembering what question she was answering.

"Lunch… noon…"

"Right," Josh said. "You going to stop in and see anyone?"

She didn't even make the effort to turn and glare at him again. "I've got some things to drop off to Toby and I wanted to say hello to Margaret."

Josh let out a brief sigh.

Donna turned around in frustration. "You know if I didn't find you mildly amusing I would kick you out right now."

Josh smiled. He wasn't exactly sure what he had done wrong, but he never really knew. "Well that's what first attracted you to me," he told her as he tried to do up his tie. "The school boyish charm and wit."

Donna huffed and went back to the drawer. She pulled out a skirt and headed towards the bathroom. "And here I was thinking it was your arrogance and good looks."

Josh nodded and followed her. As she tried to put on her skirt and put up her hair he brushed his teeth. She stopped for a moment and stared at him.

"You know the novelty of romance wears off when you realize who you've fallen for."

Josh smiled at her through the mirror. "But it's too late after that. You've been trapped by their allure." He spat and looked back up at her. "Did I trap you with my wiles and wit?"

Donna laughed. "So you've tricked me into loving you?"

Josh nodded.

"And one day the spell is going to break, and I'll start screaming because I'll have no idea who the strange man is in my bed?"

Josh shook his head. "Well no, that would be amnesia."

"Well you better pray I don't get hit on the head anytime soon." She smiled at him and exited, heading towards the kitchen. "Who knows," she continued, yelling so he could hear her. "Maybe Sam has a plan to over throw you as my lover."

Josh entered the kitchen. "Sam doesn't seem like the Jesse's girl type." He saw her smile and give a silent nod. "Then again what man could resist you?"

"Compliments will get you nowhere!" she said handing him a muffin.

He started to get a coffee mug. She grabbed it from him.

"You're withholding coffee?" Josh whined.

She shook her head. "You have to get going."

Josh looked at his watch. His eyebrows shot up quickly. "Right," he mumbled in agreement. He kissed her on the cheek and headed for the door.

"Josh!" she said, watching him put on his shoes.

"What?" he mumbled.

She threw keys at him. "You're not that late."

Josh grabbed the keys and put them down. "I was going to let you take the car."

"Why?" she asked completely confused.

"Well my car is more comfortable," he mumbled. "And I don't know how to drive your death-mobile. I was going to walk."

She shook her head. "Don't be an idiot. I'll walk. You drive."

He lifted his head from his shoes to protest.

She crossed her arms and glared.

"Right," Josh said and picked up the keys. He walked back over to her and gave her another kiss. "I'll see you at noon."

She smiled and kissed him on the lips. Then she pushed him off. "Now go!"

Josh smiled and left.

Donna watched him go out the door and listened to him walk down the hall. She had always thought she had been the one to trap him. She laughed at herself. Who was she kidding? Of the two of them she was definitely more attractive.