A/N: I've got to put the little disclaimer in here, I do not own any material said by Dane Cook or anything from 'Boy Meets World'

Chapter 16: The Effects of Clubbing

David and Blink sat on their couch, deaf. It was 11:30 pm and they were at a club. They left after an hour and a half because they just couldn't take it anymore.

10:00 pm,

"Thanks for coming guys." Jax said.

"Yeah, yeah, now where's this bubble room?" Talkback asked, looking around.

"Come on." Jax said, leading Talkback to the bubble room.

10:15 pm,

"Blink, you've gotta check out the bubble room. It is awesome!" Talkback said.

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick." Blink said.

He got up and walked to the bathroom. On his way he was pulled aside by someone.

"Hey, have you ever had E?" The man asked.

Blink looked at the man confused. "Uhm, I watch E?"

The man smiled and nodded. "Awesome." He then walked away.

Blink shook his head and walked into the bathroom. He almost fell over. He looked around and saw all the qualities of the men's restroom... but it felt like he was in the freakin woofer.

He clasped his hands over his ears and fell against the wall. It was so loud. Who was the doofus that decided the bathroom was going to be right next to the woofer? Blink really wanted to punch whoever hatched the bright idea.

A few minutes went by and Blink still hadn't emerged from the bathroom. David went to the bathroom and check on Blink. He opened the door and was greeted with a tidal wave of noise.

'How is it this friggin' loud? This is the bathroom.' David thought.

He saw a man come out of a stall, wash and dry his hands and then leave. David didn't even hear a flush or anything. It was just unbelievable.

He looked around for Blink. He knocked on stalls and looked in the empty ones. No sign of him. He looked around the bathroom and saw him in a corner. He walked over and tapped him on the shoulder.

"What?!" Blink yelled, turning around.

"What?" David shouted.

"Who?"

"Huh?"

"They want you to take the rolls!" Blink yelled, pointing to David.

"Let's go!" David said, starting to leave.

"Fro?" Blink asked.

"Glow?" David asked.

"They want you to take the rolls!" Blink yelled.

"No they don't have any poles!" David yelled, heading towards the door.

Someone reached in and pulled the two men out. "What were you guys doing in there?" Talkback asked.

"What?" Blink yelled.

"Oh, they're deaf! Great! One night and they lose their hearing!" Talkback said.

Jax showed David and Blink a napkin that had 'Do you want to go home?' written on it.

"Yes!" They both yelled.

11:20 pm,

"Can you hear me?" David asked.

"What?" Blink yelled.

"What?" David asked.

"I can't hear!" Blink yelled, pointing to his ears.

"We hit a deer?!" David yelled.

11:30 pm,

David and Blink sat on the couch, deaf. They weren't speaking because they wouldn't hear each other anyway. David grabbed a pen and a napkin and began writing.

Blink looked at him. David held up the paper and Blink read it.

"I'm going to bed. See you in the morning, good night." Blink said.

David waved and got up. Blink picked up another napkin and wrote something on it. He tried to get David's attention but it didn't work. He grabbed the pen and chucked it at David.

David felt something hit him on the arm. He turned around and saw Blink holding out a napkin. He took it and read it. 'Good night. Sweet dreams, tomorrow's another day -'

David looked at Blink and rolled his eyes. He opened his mouth but shut it. Blink wouldn't hear him. David picked up the pen and wrote something on the back of the napkin. He held it up so Blink could read it.

"You are such an idiot." Blink read aloud. He glared at David and stuck his tongue out at him.

David turned around and went into his room.

The next morning,

Blink came out of his room in his in his Toys R Us 'uniform'. He saw David sitting at the table looking out the window. He stormed over to him and stared at him.

He tapped him on the shoulder and David looked at him.

"I am not an idiot!" Blink yelled.

"What?"

"Oh, don't play dumb with me, David. I know you can hear me." Blink said.

"I can't hear you! I think I need to go to the hospital. I still can't hear!" David said.

"Oh, that's hilarious David. That's so funny that I'm not going to laugh because I think I might bust a gut if I do." Blink said, grabbing his jacket and going out the door.

David looked at the door confused. He shook his head and got up to get some coffee.