Chapter Warnings: Murder, hints of slash incest

The Slytherins entered the hall in a light chatter. Once they were all settled, Draco made his entrance cheerfully. He settled himself at the farthest right corner of the table with his back to all the other Houses. Moments later, Blaise entered the Great Hall, taking a seat directly in the middle, his back to all the other Houses as well. Once both of them were perfectly settled enough to seem normal, Harry pranced in. He took a seat at the farthest left corner of the table with, like Blaise, his back to the other Houses. Approximately five minutes later, Hermione entered. She took her place directly across from Blaise, facing all the other Houses. No one yet thought this odd. Pansy entered not long after her "twin" and she took her place across from Draco, smiling at the other three Houses. Lastly, Luna floated in and sat across from Harry. No one thought this odd. The couples just appeared to want some alone time together without their friends. Thys, who was next to Blaise, sighed and began digging in to his breakfast.

His fork didn't clang onto his plate for another twenty minutes, giving Jhyr and the Twins –Panda and Yeti- time to get into their positions. What a Sunday these kids were in for… Hey, at least they didn't put it on Valentine's Day like they originally planned. Thys stood slowly, making it look natural. He scanned the Hall before –seemingly sullenly- making his way up to the staff table. Teachers offered him pitying smiles when they saw his destination. Severus merely raised a brow.

"Yes?" he drawled.

"Professor," Thys shot back, "I need to speak with you in private about that last potion you had us brew. I don't think I got it quite right, but I sent it home to Thasti anyways… So…" Snape nodded curtly and set his fork down. He stood silently and he walked out of the Great Hall with his student. He shot the Slytherin Six sly smiles.

Ten minutes passed before Theodore, Astoria, and Daphne decided to get some fresh air. They stood, laughing and chatting harmlessly. They waved to Harry and Luna as the sign, though it seemed just a gesture of friendship. Astoria, her arm linked through Theodore's, ran five fingers through her hair twice as they exited. To Harry that meant they would need ten minutes tops to create the barriers; to everyone else, it merely meant that she was concerned about how she looked to Theo. Harry pressed lightly on the wand holster of his wand. He saw Luna nod and leaned over for a quick kiss, casting a non-verbal Stupefy. Poppy slumped over into her food. Students gasped and Lily, who was sitting directly beside the nurse, stepped back. Albus stood solemnly, looking around the student body. No one was looking suspicious so he walked over to inspect Poppy. Harry grinned. Oh god. Albus did not like that look, but he was too close to Poppy to turn around. He kept walking. Once he was to Poppy, he drew his wand to Ennervate her and froze in shock as Harry stood. The words he uttered sent everyone into a stunned silence.

"Avada Kedavera!" Harry screamed. The green light hit Albus directly between the eyes. No one spoke, but Harry had a grin on his face. "NOW!" he screamed. Thys, who had sat a Gryffindor table for no reason whatsoever when he re-entered with Severus –to the Gryffindors- stood and cast the spell around their table. Alan did so for Ravenclaw and Millicent for Hufflepuff.

"Harry?" whispered Lily as he, Luna, Blaise, Hermione, Draco, and Pansy walked to the staff table.

"Pansy," Harry said casually, "bind her. Lun, bind Filius, Hermione, bind Dolores, if you please." The aforementioned girls bound the teachers. Harry grinned at the student body.

Suzie squeaked. "Harry…?" she whimpered.

"You, my dear students, are about to witness a clean massacre." He then rounded on the teachers. He smiled sweetly at Minerva McGonagall. "Sorry honey." She yelped and jumped back, fumbling for her wand. "Avada Kedavera!" Harry hissed. And she, like Albus, crumpled to the floor, lifeless. "Draco, Blaise. Knock yourselves out."

"With pleasure," the two immortals said and they began casting the Killing Curse left and right at the teachers. Soon, all but the three bound ones were crumpled into a dead heap. Harry took a light step forward and squatted down to eye-level with Lily.

"Lily, love," he whispered. She flinched and Harry forced her to stand. She sat on the table and shuddered in fear as Harry put his wand to her throat. "Should I kill her?" he asked the student body.

"N… N…. NO!" Ellil cried out.

Harry smirked and faced his brother. "Then," he murmured seductively. "What shall I get for keeping dear Mrs. Potter alive?" Ellil choked on his words. All of the Gryffindors gasped at his answer.

"M… Me…"

Harry glanced at Luna. Luna was smiling. "Oh, I don't mind at all." Harry nodded and pressed his wand to Lily's temple.

"Bind your tongue; bind it good, for you shan't speak to anyone. You are mine, or you shall die and your son's sacrifice will all be in vain. Speak of this, and mark my words: I'll kill you but it won't be clean." Lily gasped and flexed her arms when she was released. She went for her wand but, much to everyone's shock, it dangled from Harry's fingers. He levitated it with Wingardium Leviosa and yelled, "Diffindo!" And the wand exploded. "Take her to… Hm… I do so think she'll do well with Yeti. Blaise, go retrieve Yeti and head to the Hufflepuff common rooms. The password is Loyalties to Hogwarts… Oh, that must be changed soon." Harry rounded on Dolores. "You, my dear…"

Umbridge smiled sweetly. "I am on your side, Silim," she whispered.

Harry nodded. "Very good. You," he pointed to a random Slytherin, "go fetch Panda and she shall escort Dolores to Slytherin. And…" He turned to Filius. "I kept you alive because you are too cute to kill… But…" He levitated the midget's wand and Diffindo-ed it. He then began to twist his wand in ways that shouldn't be able to be twisted into by a wand. Soon, a new wand materialized. "Here. It's just like your old one, only… Different." Filius nodded shyly and took it. "Pansy, with Filius to Ravenclaw." Pansy ushered the midget teacher out.

"Harry, where shall Ellil go?" inquired Draco.

Harry pondered this for a moment. "Well… Severus," he called. Snape looked over. "Would you be a dear and keep an eye on Ellil for me in your office?" Severus merely nodded. He retrieved Ellil and dragged the boy off to the dungeons. "Dear… I meant the Deputy's office… Oh, I'll tell him later." He grinned at everyone else. "Now, for all of you little snots, I want you to know. This school is mine." Suzie whimpered. "Should any of you write to your parents that all is NOT fine at Hogwarts, then I or one of my companions shall kill you on scene along with everyone in your direct blood line." He nodded to himself. "Well, except for the Gryffindor Golden Trio. I have… Plans for them…" Harry licked his lips as if thinking of something exceedingly delicious. Everyone but the Slytherins shuddered visibly and Lily began sobbing. "SHUT UP WOMAN!!" Harry screamed, rounding on his mother. "Where the hell are Blaise and Yeti, for god's sake?!"

Blaise ran in with Panda, panting. "Yeti… Betrayed… Us…" Panted Blaise.