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CHAPTER FIVE

Tears rolled down Kagome's face as she struggled to get to her older cousin's side. Inuyasha was holding her back which seemed to displease the miko considerably. "Kagome, he'll be alright!" Souta tried reassuring his sister.

Kagome cried and struggled to get away but stopped struggling after a while when the demon the four boys were fighting got killed. "Yusuke! Kurama! Hiei! Kuwabara!" Kagome screamed running towards the four boys crying.

A boy with gelled back hair opened his arms and nearly fell backward when Kagome jumped on him. "Its okay, Kags." The boy said gently stroking Kagome's hair. "Don't cry. You know I can't stand it when you cry."

"Wait a minute, how do we know this is the real Kagome?" A tall ugly guy questioned.

"YOU FOUR IDIOTS WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE TRYING TO GIVE ME AN EARLY DEATH, WOULD YOU!" Kagome screamed trying to punch the four boys. "I'VE GOT ENOUGH STRESS RELATIONS TO DEAL WITH AND WORRYING ABOUT YOU FOUR GETTING KILLED IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"

"Yep, that's Kagome." A red headed boy said with a smile. "Kagome, calm down. We're still alive so relax."

"RELAX!" Kagome screamed causing Inuyasha to flatten his ears against his head. "THE LAST TIME I WAS ABLE TO RELAX WAS LONG BEFORE YUSUKE THE BAKA DIED AND YOU GUYS CAME INTO MY LIFE!"

"Mama, can you stop yelling please?" Shippo asked quietly.

Kagome nodded and forced herself to calm down. "Deep breaths. Inhale… exhale." The boy with gelled back hair said with a grin.

Souta laughed a little and watched with slight amusement when Kagome flipped the boy off. "What do you guys want?" Kagome questioned when she had calmed down to the point she wasn't yelling.

"Well, Souta goes missing and the Reikai naturally gets worried. I mean, a missing Spirit Detective's brat isn't exactly one of the best things the Reikai likes dealing with."

"That's funny, last time I went missing the Reikai waited a day before getting the Spirit Detectives involved."
"Yeah, but we found you easily arguing with Mukuro."

"Yeah. Does she have any messages?"

"Hn. Three guys, one woman, one bed, do the math."

Kagome started laughing and she nodded. "Thirteen guys, one miko, fifteen kids in which the fathers are completely unknown, less than a week." Kagome said with a laugh. "Kid count may go up. Not sure about the guy count."

Hiei smirked a little and shook his head. "Lady Kagome, you know these guys?" Miroku questioned.

"Often times unfortunately yes." Kagome answered starting to point to the guys. "That's Kazuma Kuwabara, Hiei Jaganshi, Kurama, and the biggest baka in my era Yusuke Urameshi."

"Hold on a minute, did he call you 'Lady Kagome', Kags?" Yusuke asked with a grin. "Accepting your role already?"

"As Miko, yes. As anything else, Hell had better be freezing over before I admit to anything." Kagome answered simply. "This is Sango, Miroku, Kirara, Shippo, and you guys have already seen Inuyasha."
"Hold on a minute, that's that demon punk you keep running off with." Yusuke said accusingly.

Inuyasha looked surprised and gave Kagome a confused look. "Yes, Urameshi, he's a punk." Kagome said pretending to be bored. "Goody goodies like me get bored and decide to take a walk on the wild side. That's why I put up with your friends."
Souta started laughing and watched his cousin's face. It was obvious Yusuke was getting irritated but he wasn't about to start yelling for one obvious reason. He knew how much Kagome hated arguing about some subjects in front of a kid.

"You okay? No injuries or anything?" Yusuke questioned noticing a bruise on Kagome's arm. "How in the hell did you get that? Who gave it to you?"

"Nobody." Kagome said stepping back. "Fox, you owe me big. Some baka wanted a 'word' with you."

"Did you get the name?" Kurama questioned.

Kagome frowned slightly and said, "Fox-boy, when some baka is trying to kill me just to find out where in the Makai you are, I don't stop and take time to find out their name. Remember, I wouldn't have known Hiei's name if he hadn't almost been the cause of my death."

Hiei smirked a little and looked at Kagome. "Hold on a minute!" Inuyasha shouted. "That guy tried to kill you and you aren't scared of him!"

Kagome smiled a little and said, "Inuyasha, you tried to kill me and I'm not afraid of you."

"But you trust him!"
"I trust you."

"Damn it, bitch! You can't keep trying to take these risks! What if he killed you!"

Hiei smirked a bit and he said, "He's got a point, onna. Are you sure you want to trust me so easily?"

Kagome smiled softly and looked at him. "Three eyes, recall that incident in the Makai a couple years ago when I had to go get that damn kid and you came along with me?"

Hiei's face turned a light shade of pink and Kagome gave a satisfied smile. "What happened?" Sango questioned with a confused look.

"One of us got into a bit of a fight with a fire demon and it wasn't Hiei." Kagome answered with a grin. "So once the fight was all said and done, I was very much shirtless."

Hiei's blush turned a darker shade and Kuwabara started laughing. "Shrimp's face looks like its ready to explode!" Kuwabara shouted laughing.

"Careful, Kuwabara, you wouldn't want Hiei to transform." Kagome said knocking Kurama over. "Fox-boy, four years ago my butt was all yours to touch. Now, you have to keep your hands off or else I'm gonna cut those hands of yours off."

"How am I going to explain that to my mother?" Kurama questioned with an amused look.

"I'm sure she'll understand you lost a fight but will be grateful you came back to the Makai alive after fighting with a miko."

"NOT THAT MOTHER!"

"You put your hands where they weren't wanted and the slut you touched took your hands."

"Hold on a minute why are you calling yourself a slut?" Kuwabara asked looking at Kagome.

Kagome laughed a little and said, "Look at my family and you'll see the reasons."

"What reasons?"

"Most of us in the newer generation of the family are accidents. Only one was made on purpose and not in the state of lust."

Kuwabara looked confused and Kagome pointed at Souta. "The first and currently only exhibit." Kagome answered with a grin.

'HEY!" Souta shouted.

"What? Until Yusuke or I, whichever one has kids first, have kids that aren't adopted you're stuck being the exhibit." Kagome said laughing.

"I thought you were the first one!"

"No, I'm the second exhibit of what happens when teenagers get drunk."

Yusuke started laughing and nodded. "You guys are confusing." Kuwabara said sitting down.

"We know. Its part of that being two races thing." Kagome answered.

"MOMMA!" Shippo shouted.

Kagome turned her head and her face paled considerably when they saw a tornado heading towards them. "Oh crap." Kagome said her face paling a little.

"What?"

"Kouga."

lostmoonchild: there, now that's written and posted. Next chapter will be somewhat of a comedy so read and review, flames will be accepted.