Hello every body it's me your host Hoshi! And this is the Tokyo mew mew show!
Me: this week we will have Pie, Kish, Ichigo, and more! Now I am friends with some people from Fullmetal Alchemist so I will have a good friend here for . . . persuasion you could say, if people refuse to do the dares (she is a sniper).
Me: now let's bring out Pie! I have a dare for him
(Pie walks out)
Pie: what?
Me: we have a dare for you "I dare Pie to get into a cage with Bigfoot."
Pie: no . . . wait what is Bigfoot?
Me: holy crap you don't know Bigfoot!?
Pie: no
Me: he is a big hairy ape man
Pie: my answer is still no!
Me: now that's to bad isn't it ?
(Hawkeye terns to Pie)
: where do you want to get shot?
Pie: fine I'll do it!
(I bring out a cage with Bigfoot in it)
Me: get in
Pie: . . .
(I force Pie in the cage)
Me: good luck! ^~^
(I roll the cage off stage)
Me: now while pie gets eaten lets bring out our next guest Ichigo and my special friend Amanda (she hates Ichigo and likes Kish)
(Amanda and Ichigo come out)
(Kish looks at Amanda) Kish: what!?
Amanda: shut up!
Me: I need you for a dare Amanda
Amanda: do I get to kill Ichigo?
Me: sort of
Amanda: OK!
Ichigo: why does she hate me?
Me: I don't know
Me: now the dare is to battle each other and because Amanda is a normal human she gets the power or weapon of her choice!
Amanda: yay! I want a giant Katana!
Me: that's what I thought you would want
(Hands Amanda the Katana)
Ichigo: awww common I only have the Strawberry Bell Bell!
Me: shut up at least you have something, but before the fight let's check on Pie
(Pulls out the cage)
Me: where is Pie?
Bigfoot: he left
Me: did you eat him?
Bigfoot: no, I don't know how he left
Me: dammit he found a portal! Ok on with the fight
Amanda: yes!
Kish: what!?
Amanda: shut the hell up!
Me: on with the fight!
(Amanda swings a death slash at Ichigo)(Ichigo misses it and pulls out the Strawberry Bell bell)
Ichigo: ribbon strawberry surprise!
(Amanda blocks it with the Katana)(Ichigo lands on the ground)(Amanda runs over to her and pokes her in the chest)
Amanda: I win!
Kish: what!?
Amanda: shut the fuck up already!
Me: bye, bye for now!