Sorry I took soooooo long! School is back and well I didn't have as much time to write. Dance takes up too much of my time. I know it isn't that long, but I got writer's block.

Thanks to all my reviewers!

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H.Potter's twin- Mwahahaha! Only I know the future...

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PatfootPatronous- Hehe I'm glad you liked that part.

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Sorry if I forgot you. I'm in a hurry to start my Algebra II homework.

"Sirius! You git!" said James jumping him. "Is that why you didn't want me over there! So you could have Lily all to yourself?! You're a bloody bastard!"

"No! Ah! That's hurts! James! It isn't like that! Not at all! WILL YOU GET OFF?!

"Potter, you stupid prat! It's not what it looks like."

"It's…not?"

"No." said Lily shaking her head.

"Well then, what is going on?"

"We've become friends, and that is all you need to know."

"Just like that?" said James snapping his fingers.

"Just like that." said Lily coping James. "I'm starving. Do you guys have anything to eat? The fat cow named Petunia ate all of our food."

"Well…no… I mean yes, but we don't know how to make anything." said Sirius rubbing his stomach.

"You moved out of Potter's house and you don't know how to cook. How the bloody hell you were going to eat?"

"Well, we were thinking of buying a house elf."

"That's it! You're learning to cook!"

"You know how to cook?" asked James amazed.

"No, but I know where we can learn. I place full of information and wonder…. the world wide web."

"Whoa! A spider web as big as the world! Where is it?" asked Sirius amazed.

"No, you moron. It's not a spider web. I'll show you." Lily walked towards the door and walked out.

To not be left behind, James and Sirius bolt out and caught up with her.

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(In Lily's room)

Lily walked over to the black box and pushed a button. The box came to life and showed writing! James and Sirius' eyes widened and moved closer to the strange black box.

"What the bloody hell is that?" asked Sirius moving his finger closer to the box. As his finger graced it, he said "Whoa."

"This is called a computer. Say it with me… com-pu-ter."

Lily smiled as James and Sirius repeated the word.

"What does it do?" asked James now staring at the screen closely.

"Potter, move away from the screen before you go blind! It's sole purpose is to do as you command it to do."

"Ok… I want you to dance!" said Sirius looking at the computer intently.

"Not like that. Look… You use this little thing called a mouse, and you move it around and an arrow shows on the screen."

James and Sirius' ooh and awed as Lily showed them around the computer.

"Guys. Guys! Do you want to make food or not?" asked Lily after 30 minutes of them playing with the computer.

"Food? Do you even have to ask woman?" said Sirius.

"Don't call me woman if you want to eat."

"Yes ma'am." said Sirius bowing down.

"That's better. Now get the bloody hell away from the computer."

Lily went online and explained this new world to the wizards, before looking up recipes.

"What would you like to eat? Beef, Breakfast, Burgers, Casseroles, Chicken, Cookies-"

"Cookies!" answered both boys.

"No. Real food. There's still Duck, Fiery Foods, Lamb, Pasta, Pork, Rice, Salmon, Salad, Soup, Turkey."

"Fiery foods!" said Sirius.

"Sure you can handle all the flavor Sirius?" asked James tauntingly.

"Nothing can bring me down!" said Sirius flexing his muscles, then added, "Ouch!", when Lily poked him.

"Big baby."

"I am not! You poke like a man."

"Say that again. I dare you." she said looking at him in the eyes.

"You. Poke. Like. A. Man."

"Potter. Sirius. Have fun cooking." she put on a cheery smile and started to walk away.

"No! Lily! We need you! We'll starve to death! See what you did you prick." said James slapping Sirius in the head.

Sirius got to his knees and hugged Lily's legs. "Please come back. I'm sorry! I didn't mean it….that much."

Lily lifted a perfect eyebrow at Sirius.

"Pick yourself up, I was just joking."

Sirius pretended to wipe sweat of his forehead and stood up. Widening his eyes he looked at James. "James… Where did we leave Remus?"

"Last I remember, he was sleeping in the guest room."

"Oh.. Ok then."

"Aww. That was cute. You were worried about Remus." said Lily hugging Sirius. He looked at James and stuck his tongue out, then hugged Lily tighter.

"I care about Remus too." said James hopeful.

"That's nice Potter." said Lily as she pet his head.

'Well, that's better than nothing.' thought James.

They settled around the computer once more and chose to make stuffed bacon cheeseburgers.

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Lily was seated at the guys table, looking over the recipe. "Do we have everything this recipe calls for?"

"We don't have the meat, buns, or grill." said Remus. He had woken up a few minutes after they arrived from Lily's house.

"I have buns!" said Sirius holding his arse.

"Not those kind you idiot!" said James slapping his head.

"The grill, I have. I guess we should go to the market for the rest."

They walked a block before they arrived at a pole. After a while of standing, Sirius got infatuated. "Why are we standing next to a pole?!"

"We're taking the bus." Lily said handing out money. "You put this in a box and you'll receive a ticket. Please act like muggles. Ah, here it comes."

The bus stopped and opened its doors to the travelers. Lily walked in first and made sure the boys were able to see what she was doing. After taking her ticket, she walked towards the end of the bus. The boys looked amazed at the muggle contraption and smiled at their tickets.

"That was wicked! I've never seen such a thing in my life!" said Sirius looking around happily.

The amazement soon faded as the trip to the grocery store carried on. Been used to the Knight Bus' lighting fast speed, the bus was going too slow.

"Can't this thing go faster?" whined James sprawled on one of the seats. "It's taking a long time and I'm hungry."

"Did you know, that every seat has at least 5 pieces of gum under them." said Sirius sitting down.

"Oh come on. It's not going that slow. Look, we're nearly there." said Lily pointing out the window.

Thanks for reading! I hope it wasn't too short.

Diana