lostmoonchild: Hey, everybody! Ok, we got at least one new review (I think, my brain's broken right now) so I'll be nice and give everybody an Easter present. Anyway, I don't own Inuyasha or anything else unless I say otherwise so don't sue.
CHAPTER THIRTY TWO
They were exhausted a few hours later but for some reason Kagome just kept on walking around. "Ka-Ka, tired." Hana moaned leaning on the stroller.
Kagome smiled and said, "Alright. We'll stop at a store."
They all mentally groaned but looked relieved when the store Kagome led them to had chairs. "Dawn and Dusk's Nightmare?" Sango read looking confused.
"Yeah, it's a kind of stupid name for a store but I learned not to expect too much from those two." Kagome said as they walked into the store. "Oh yeah, one hint of good advice: don't ask them to have your kids because they will agree."
"How about making us sound less like whores and more like business women?" A girl with crimson eyes asked looking amused.
Kagome smiled and said, "You love me anyway."
Another girl appeared and looked surprised. "Not like you to bring us customers, Kags." The girl said.
"Okay, guys, the one at the desk is Dusk and the one standing at the door is Dawn." Kagome said pointing to each girl. "You two gotta treat these people with some respect, they're with me."
"Oh, hell, that changes everything then." Dawn said with a smile. "I'm Dawn, obviously, convicted convict and mass murderer also a thief or at least that's what the Reikai's dubbed me."
"I'm obviously Dusk, convicted murderer and thief and from what the Reikai says, dead."
Kagome rolled her eyes and said, "Don't listen to the convicted convict and convicted murderer part, that's a load of lies."
Both girls looked offended and Dusk said, "Just ask the Reikai! King Enma wanted to send us to the Makai prison and probably would have!"
"But he didn't, now did he?" Kagome asked taking a piece of paper and a few bags out of her purse. "Now here's a list of stuff that I need and the bags are from Kurama."
"Excellent." Dawn said grabbing the bags and looking in them. "They're all there?"
Kagome looked offended and she asked, "What use would I have for demon plants? I'd probably purify them seeing as I got jinxed."
Dawn looked thoughtful for a moment before nodding. "Good point. Now what can we help you with today?" Dawn asked.
"Need some supplies." Kagome answered as Dusk looked through the list.
"Kags, half of this stuff is strong enough to take down a fucking S-class!" Dusk said looking shocked. "There's no way you can use this on demon kids without killing them. What's going on in that head of yours? Planning on bringing back some "pure old fun" that those damned ningens did? Or are you looking to get rid of a few of your brats?"
"Who says I want to kill demon kids?" Kagome asked looking offended. "You two remember Naraku, right?"
"Unfortunately."
"Well then. The stuff for the kids is separated by a line." Kagome answered looking at some bottles.
"Right away." Both girls said before heading to the back.
"Kagome, what is this place?" Inuyasha asked. "I don't' remember it being here."
"it's a sort of store for demon stuff." Kagome answered with a grin. "You come in here, ask for something and chances are its here."
"Kagome likes coming in here. She says that it's the only way she gets to have a break from the Reikai and have a NORMAL job even if the pay is pretty bad." Hana said starting to become amused with a plant.
A few minutes later Dusk and Dawn came back into the room with their arms full. "Anything else?" Dawn asked. "Not that we're complaining, you're our best customer by far."
"Actually, yeah. I need some more of my prescription." Kagome answered with a grin.
"You know, if you were more innocent like that damned cousin and brother of yours think and more laid back you wouldn't need it." Dusk said taking a bottle out from under the counter.
Kagome shrugged and said, "Not my fault. When you've got stress building you've got to have a way to relieve it."
Dawn rolled her eyes and said, "Koenma should have made you a spirit wh…"
"I'd stick with being a nanny." Kagome interrupted. "Okay, I think that's everything."
"What about our parole hearing?" Dusk asked suddenly.
Kagome smiled and said, "You're in luck. I put in a few good words about you two and Koenma's agreed to give you both a parole hearing."
"When?"
"Sunset." Kagome answered. "I'll have to go anyway since I've got at least thirteen kids to return to the Reikai."
"So you'll be there?"
"Hey, when I'm done with the kids somebody has to say at least one good thing about you two." Kagome answered putting the bottle in her pocket. "Then again, I'm probably the only idiot that's going to say that you both are as innocent as a demon newborn."
"yeah, whatever." Dawn said laughing before she handed Inuyasha a package. "Not sure why, Inuyasha, but you look cuter now then you did five hundred years ago."
"Hands off." Kagome said with a slight frown before adding in the Makai language, "he's mine."
"Its about fucking time!" Dusk said in the Makai language looking relieved. "God, five hundred years ago you two were always arguing and now every time we go to the Makai and see you two."
Kagome laughed a little and said calmly, "You'd better be careful. In a couple hundred years my son's going to remember this and know exactly what you're saying."
Dusk smiled and looked down at Shippo. "You're a heartbreaker, kid, but unfortunately you're three hundred years younger than me."
"You realize how old InuTaisho was when he met his beloved?" Dawn asked looking confused. "And how old Sesshomaru was when he took in Rin?"
"hey, you two are doing the exact thing the Reikai's afraid that I'm going to do." Kagome said. "I already got yelled at for telling Sesshomaru about Hana and me and where we come from."
"You come from Hell." Dusk said with a grin. "That's where Kinky-ho was and escaped from."
Kagome laughed and shook her head a little. "You're a riot, Dusk, a real riot. Keep your jokes and comments to yourself during the parole hearing and the worse the Reikai lot can do to you two is make you both a nanny to some spoiled rotten brat."
"like they did to you?'
Kagome laughed again and said, "No, that's worse then what they did. They made me the bait, remember?"
"Oh shit, forgot about that. Did that what's his face take a chunk out of you like the last one did?"
"He only managed to grab my arms before he got purified. So for some reason the Reikai was accusing me of murder when it was either kill or be killed."
"Fuck, that's messed up. If you're gonna be killed, you gotta kill the bastard before they kill you. I mean, fuck. They say that this era is better than the Feudal Era because there's "no demons around to kill ningens" but hell, this era is about the same."
"There's only one rule, if you have demon blood it's a smart idea to keep your mouth shut incase some modern day demon slayer decides to attack."
"Shit, Spirit Detectives took over that role ages ago. Keep your mouth shut period and pretend to be a ningen. Live longer."
"Nah. Eventually some jackass is gonna come along and kill you."
Kagome laughed a little and bid the two goodbye. "Okay, who wants to go home?" kagome asked when they left.
Seriously a stupid question since everybody wanted to go back to the shrine to rest. What they didn't know was the surprise that was waiting for them when they got back.
lostmoonchild: Okay, that's done. What's waiting at the shrine for them? If you wanna find out, at least two reviews will work to find out so read and review, flames accepted.
